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Man assaulted officer with penis
« on: March 16, 2010, 05:04:09 pm »

What the...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

What a very random thing to do.

My favourite bits from this are:

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Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

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The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck
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Re: Man assaulted officer with penis
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2010, 05:14:38 pm »

forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck

MOVING TO EVASIVE PENIS MODE.

I was reading this a bit ago, I was trying to imagine how he even managed it.

Then I realised how horrid the imagery was, and have since turned off my mind.
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Re: Man assaulted officer with penis
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2010, 05:40:47 pm »

BEST GUY.


Pretty much the best news story this year. Unreal.
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Re: Man assaulted officer with penis
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 09:15:56 am »

BEST GUY.


Pretty much the best news story this year. Unreal.

This
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Re: Man assaulted officer with penis
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2010, 10:31:30 am »

He looks fuckin solid like but she shoulda night sticked him in his cock
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Re: Man assaulted officer with penis
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2010, 09:13:36 am »

A re-enactment on Crimewatch would have been fantastic.
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Re: Man assaulted officer with penis
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2010, 07:20:48 am »

good thing she didn't decide to use the taser  :o
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Re: Man assaulted officer with penis
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2010, 07:49:15 am »

Funniest story ever so so funny.
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