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sammypetter

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Funny Jokes
« on: February 03, 2010, 05:39:20 am »

Customer: I have been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to inquiries, can you help?
Operator: Where did you get that number from, sir?
Customer: It was on the door to the Travel Center.
Operator: Sir, they are our opening hours.



Referee report: "This paper contains much that is new and much that is true. Unfortunately, that which is true is not new and that which is new is not true."



Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days.

They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses, and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was "not"changing his mind. So, . .

Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there "is" a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and more bad news. The first was . . . there "is" a God. The second was that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news. First . . . God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world. Second . . . you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 98.



Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman's ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing
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Re: Funny Jokes
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2010, 11:20:32 pm »

I thought these were meant to be funny? :wtf
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Re: Funny Jokes
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2010, 12:57:15 pm »

godawful I'm afraid, and windows 98 jokes?? Its 2010 mate!
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Re: Funny Jokes
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2010, 08:26:02 am »

You don't need to fix the bugs...thats funny ;D

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Re: Funny Jokes
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2010, 01:59:21 pm »

godawful I'm afraid, and windows 98 jokes?? Its 2010 mate!

Well, I'm using an Operating System which is 14 times better than the new Windows 7...

Windows 98!!
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