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Re: AQA: Any Question Answered
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2009, 11:13:50 pm »
Haha my dad was ranting on about nearly running over a black man who was on a bike before, saying exactly the same thing.
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« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2009, 02:16:09 pm »
haha
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Re: AQA: Any Question Answered
« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2009, 02:13:39 pm »
Someone pointed this thread out and i thought it was great,

Anyway, AQAs answer: There is no 'record' for the largest object inserted into an anus.  The largest object removed from somebody's anus by a doctor is allegedly a bowling pin.

i think you can kinda guess the question :)
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« Reply #33 on: February 27, 2009, 02:15:03 pm »
Quote from: Echo Three on February 27, 2009, 02:13:39 pm
Someone pointed this thread out and i thought it was great,

Anyway, AQAs answer: There is no 'record' for the largest object inserted into an anus.  The largest object removed from somebody's anus by a doctor is allegedly a bowling pin.

i think you can kinda guess the question :)

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« Reply #34 on: February 27, 2009, 11:19:41 pm »
See when you ask 118118 something like that, they won't answer it :(
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Re: AQA: Any Question Answered
« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2009, 10:38:31 am »
Bet AQA regret naming themselves ANY question answered.
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Re: AQA: Any Question Answered
« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2009, 06:05:00 pm »
I've kept the best till last.....it cannot be beaten...it is the funniest thing i've ever read on text. The next 2 pages on this thread should in appreciation of Dave Ingram.



"AQA: although islanders, jamaicans are no better at swimmng than any african people. The term 'Sea Nigger' is offensive and does not represent jamaicans"


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Re: AQA: Any Question Answered
« Reply #37 on: February 28, 2009, 07:25:03 pm »
In Mars Bars, how much taller is Jeremy Clarkson than Tom Cruise?


A Mars bar is 4 inches high. Jeremy Clarkson measures 19.25 Mars bars high, whilst Tom Cruise is 16.75 Mars bars high. There's a 2.5 Mars bar difference.
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Re: AQA: Any Question Answered
« Reply #38 on: February 28, 2009, 08:32:19 pm »
Quote from: Pv on February 28, 2009, 06:05:00 pm
I've kept the best till last.....it cannot be beaten...it is the funniest thing i've ever read on text. The next 2 pages on this thread should in appreciation of Dave Ingram.

"AQA: although islanders, jamaicans are no better at swimmng than any african people. The term 'Sea Nigger' is offensive and does not represent jamaicans"

What's so good about that?
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Re: AQA: Any Question Answered
« Reply #39 on: February 28, 2009, 08:55:54 pm »
Quote from: Rik on February 28, 2009, 08:32:19 pm
What's so good about that?

It's fucking hilarious is what....
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Re: AQA: Any Question Answered
« Reply #40 on: February 28, 2009, 10:03:29 pm »
Maybe I've just left my sense of humour elsewhere then  :wtf
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Re: AQA: Any Question Answered
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2009, 01:03:05 am »
Hmm.
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Re: AQA: Any Question Answered
« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2009, 02:42:11 am »
question: "would you pay to watch 14 men ejaculate onto Jade Goody's bald head?"

Answer: "Absolutely not, that would be the opposite of 'funny.' Jade Goody is suffering from terminal cancer and will be leaving two children motherless."


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Re: AQA: Any Question Answered
« Reply #43 on: March 02, 2009, 02:52:19 am »
that's you told :P
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Re: AQA: Any Question Answered
« Reply #44 on: March 02, 2009, 02:54:34 am »
Quote from: Claire on March 02, 2009, 02:52:19 am
that's you told :P

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