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Dog P*ss gets Alsatian Lads in a Flap.
« on: April 18, 2007, 06:02:02 pm »

Headline : Dog P*ss gets Alsatian Lads in a Flap.

Taken From BBC Tees Today  : 95.00 FM and Counting! : Reporter : Ms Natalie Boxinghall

"Popular teesside trio Alsatian ran into hot water recently when over singer Philip Saunders allegedly urinated onto drummer James Wilkinsons knees.

It was on an arriva bus from Billingham to Stockton as the band were using a megarider to travel home from tour on Tuesday that Phil was expressing his keen-ness at the incoming arrival of the band's first single "Annie", released on Www.Kanadia.Co.Uk on July 2nd.

An elderly lady entered the bus and had nowhere to sit so keyboard wizard Simon Whelan suggest Phil budge up and offer her his seat. This seemingly kind gesture resulted in vocalist Phil being seated right on Jamie, the band's Drummers, lap.

As the band continued their frivolent banter regarding the single - a yellow numbered 7" affair, with extra CDR of video extras, that it is said that Phil possibly seeped a small amount of urine from his bladder that may have leaked right through the seat of his chinos and came into contact with Jamies personage.

The last we heard Jamie was taking Phil to the grass outside Teesside Crown Law Courts for a good scrap."

Nat Boxinghall, BBC Tees





James Wilkinson - "pissed off... and pissed on".



 


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