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Re: funny public arguments
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2005, 09:50:22 pm »

and smoke. and prepare a cake mix. in fact, why aren't we all doing it? it's the ultimate in multi-tasking.
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Re: funny public arguments
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2005, 09:12:24 am »

 :laugh
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Re: funny public arguments
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2005, 12:15:07 pm »

and smoke. and prepare a cake mix. in fact, why aren't we all doing it? it's the ultimate in multi-tasking.

I whole-heartedly agree!
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Re: funny public arguments
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2005, 01:26:05 pm »


He likes to get wanked off by feet

haha I remember you telling me about that in the Arena toilets before.
we were drunk in a mates house th eothe rnight and watched the closest thing to porn (some sky channel with naked women taking phone calls) and it shows these text messages and we were actualyl able to make a drinking game out of every time the word "feet" appeared. i prefer the hands myself, more evolved for the task  ::) imagine slipping and getting a toenail in your head. holy fucking shit would that kill
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Re: funny public arguments
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2005, 08:44:30 pm »

If I told you he punched me twenty times would you feel less bad that he is dead?

Boohoo hoo, poor guy.





He isn't really dead. I was only joking/fantasising. But he is a cunt and smells like he's rotting. His name is David Mills aka George and he lives in Priestfrields as far as I know.

He likes to get wanked off by feet, and reckons he might have accidentally fucked his Mam when he was 11.

There you go. THATS harsh

how can he possibly have accidentally fucked his mam?

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Re: funny public arguments
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2005, 08:54:22 pm »

imagine slipping and getting a toenail in your head. holy fucking shit would that kill

And the idea of getting a veruca on your cock is just plain scary.
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Re: funny public arguments
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2005, 10:50:59 pm »

I whole-heartedly agree!

Don't be getting any ideas
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Re: funny public arguments
« Reply #37 on: August 10, 2005, 07:18:00 am »

 :laugh :P
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