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"Homecall"
« on: October 19, 2004, 06:20:18 pm »

This is possibly the most ridiculous thing I've heard in a long time. I am a travel agent for Lunn Poly... they now want us to try and sell a product named "Homecall", y'know like in Phones 4 U where they go "Are you a BT customer?" and try to flog you a a package called "Homecall" where you can apparantly save money on your phone bills... well, they now want us to say "So, now that I've found you a great deal on your holiday, how would you like to save some money on your phone bill?" I've never heard anything so ridiculous in all my life. Any tips on blagging my way around something I have no idea about?  :-\
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Re:"Homecall"
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2004, 06:24:52 pm »

Prepare for abuse, on a grand scale
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Re:"Homecall"
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2004, 06:25:41 pm »

That sounds bizarre, like a travel agents that offer a phone service if i'm reading you right?

Like a microwave hairdryer. wtf
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Re:"Homecall"
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2004, 06:26:23 pm »

do it in a raspy sexy voice interspersed with random orgasm noises!  :dance

"im loooove to tell you about.. ooooh... hoooomecall... do you want my...homecall?" :carlysbreasticles

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Re:"Homecall"
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2004, 06:28:21 pm »

We planned on unbuttoning our shirts a bit further... then realised we're all mingers and you'd be able to see Marie's fake tan lines. All we have to do is recommend Homecall, and forward their details to Homecall, then if they sign up we get 42 of pure profit for the shop. Lunn Poly/TUI UK are greedy bastards.
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Re:"Homecall"
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2004, 06:29:15 pm »

send me photos and i'll get homecall honest ;)
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Re:"Homecall"
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2004, 06:30:32 pm »

send me photos and i'll get homecall honest ;)

I would post a photo, but Henry's already passed them round most of "Just About Done". :/
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Re:"Homecall"
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2004, 06:31:42 pm »

there's gotta be a "we're looking at your photos.. we're just about done" :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper joke in there somewhere

but i just can't think of it  :cookytrainershavetonguesofdoom
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Re:"Homecall"
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2004, 07:02:15 pm »

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Re:"Homecall"
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2004, 07:15:03 pm »

send me photos and i'll get homecall honest ;)

I would post a photo, but Henry's already passed them round most of "Just About Done". :/

 :philssuptidity ...rude boy
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Re:"Homecall"
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2004, 04:20:42 pm »

Prepare for abuse, on a grand scale

Seriously...nobody will be up for it. You'll get a "fuck off" *hang up*
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Re:"Homecall"
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2004, 06:16:57 pm »

I don't have to phone people up... I have to tell them about it once I've booked their holiday.
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Re:"Homecall"
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2004, 06:21:46 pm »

You're not working on commission though, are you? So it shouldn't really matter.

I reckon if you've sold someone a holiday they're gonna be pretty happy/looking forward to it... so you could make light of it, and maybe get a few people interested. If not, big wow... it makes no difference.
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