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Di

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PLEASE READ AND HEED THIS IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS
« on: November 22, 2002, 02:21:56 pm »

PLEASE READ AND HEED THIS IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS
THAT GO TO CLUBS OR BARS AND DRINK.

Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer
from a girl. Good girls out there, please forward this
message to your guy friends. And girlfriends, take heed.
There is a new drug called beer that is essentially in
liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual
predators at parties to convince their male victims to have
sex with them. The shocking statistic is that beer is
available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a
beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home
for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks.

 ::)
« Last Edit: November 22, 2002, 02:22:13 pm by Di »
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Re:PLEASE READ AND HEED THIS IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2002, 02:24:33 pm »

could always miss out the middle man, beer isnt necessary ;)
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Re:PLEASE READ AND HEED THIS IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2002, 02:27:24 pm »

you dirty boy, carl, and i thaught you were a good little boy
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Re:PLEASE READ AND HEED THIS IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2002, 02:27:42 pm »

Beer IS necessary if nice like John Smiths ;D
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Re:PLEASE READ AND HEED THIS IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2002, 02:30:54 pm »

You need beer to have sex? what is that some kind of injection engine that runs on beer?


And Katie, I am  ::)
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Re:PLEASE READ AND HEED THIS IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2002, 03:38:59 pm »

Yup, it also helps if you drink so much that you cant remember the night before, so for you it didnt happen and you dont have to live with the humiliation of being convinced by the female species to have sex, unless for some reason she decides to make a naughty movie of it then you'll be humiliated for life...

But still theres no harm in having a beer before sex and I probably wouldnt mind being made helpless against such an attack, save me the job of trying to pull ;D
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Re:PLEASE READ AND HEED THIS IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2002, 03:41:45 pm »

either that or you've just been fucking some damn ugly women!
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Re:PLEASE READ AND HEED THIS IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2002, 04:18:09 pm »

Yeah, There is also that, that would just be the ultimate nightmare lol
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2002, 05:42:28 pm »

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the humiliation

you can get penis enlargment pills for that ::)
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Re: PLEASE READ AND HEED THIS IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2010, 11:53:46 am »

Wow, necroposting in a 8 year old thread in the archive.
I think I definitely need to buy something off that site just for the effort involved  :wtf
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Re: PLEASE READ AND HEED THIS IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2010, 12:24:25 pm »

Give a spambot a break. It's Christmas after all, poor bot probably has a family to feed or something.
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