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Re:Necro Donor Card
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2002, 10:33:53 pm »

you wouldn't feel like sending one of those over seas now would ya?
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« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2002, 11:09:30 pm »

ha, Necro donor card....well thats cracked me up!
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« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2002, 11:16:12 pm »

i'd see a doctor people aren't mean to crack  :-\
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Re:Necro Donor Card
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2002, 09:57:15 am »

I don't advise giving to them to old people.

but if you do, can you use this line.
"Here you go, I know you havn't got layed in years and arn't going to before you die, but at least give someone else a good time, don't be selfish. Thanks"

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« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2002, 11:12:33 am »


benny:   u bin laid latley ?


old women on deathbead:   not for 50 yrs


benny:   not long left now then
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Re:Necro Donor Card
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2002, 01:22:05 pm »

Kase: hell young lady, have you had sexual relations in the past 60 years?

Old woman: Fuck no, not got shagged in ages

Kase: Excelent, would you like to donate your body for sexual perversions after your up and cuming death?

Old Woman: ya, sure hunny.  On once condiction..
Lick my wrinkled Clit bitch.
LOL < Mad old woman laugh.

Kase: O gee, not again........

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Re:Necro Donor Card
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2002, 01:27:47 pm »

Interesting... ::)
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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2002, 01:30:34 pm »

Filth i tell u, and all lies (it was burnseys idea!)
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« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2002, 01:52:20 pm »

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Re:Necro Donor Card
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2002, 02:13:05 pm »

Hehe... i want one ;D
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« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2002, 02:16:45 pm »

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Re:Necro Donor Card
« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2002, 01:41:34 am »

might be a bit crusty like
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Re:Necro Donor Card
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2002, 01:18:45 pm »

your all sick with perverse minds
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« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2002, 02:00:01 pm »

^ benny feels at home
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« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2002, 03:27:54 pm »

i swiped 100's of cards from wendyhouse n when i looked at em aftawards i relaised they was donor cards, i just looked at em again n they read.....

I've had one of these for ages. They've been handing them out at the Wendyhouse for months. My SO actually carries his prominantly in his wallet. No one's noticed yet tho :-) Mine's stashed away somewhere. There weren't very many cards lying around (I saw one first & he had to hunt for one for himself) so I guess everyone else had the same idea.

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