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Ku Bar in Stockton / Re:Funny Magnet Comedy Club
« on: March 02, 2005, 01:23:20 pm »
The real Des Clarke in question.
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The real Des Clarke in question.
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Ku Bar in Stockton / Re:Funny Magnet Comedy Club
« on: March 01, 2005, 11:08:40 pm »
He's done a lot of Tv, including hosting SM:tv after the geordie twats left. Been on the bill with Ross Noble, Johnny Vegas and the a-like.
"Touched by genius.... Displaying unjustifiable depths of talent in someone so young. His comedy was astonishing, and indescribably funny, leaving the audience breathless"
Edinburgh Evening News
"The man is so funny it's almost painful to watch him perform.... it's worth sitting through the rest to see his genius in action"
Metro
"This boy could be a genius. He speaks in a stammering wall of sound.... When a full sentence emerges, it stands out as starkly as a rhyming couplet. The man's a poet"
BBC Talent
"Frighteningly young and frighteningly talented, Clarke - with an E - is going to be a star"
Chortle On-line
It's a bit of a scoop to get him. Tried him on the off-chance that he was free and hey up, he was. Must see act!
"Touched by genius.... Displaying unjustifiable depths of talent in someone so young. His comedy was astonishing, and indescribably funny, leaving the audience breathless"
Edinburgh Evening News
"The man is so funny it's almost painful to watch him perform.... it's worth sitting through the rest to see his genius in action"
Metro
"This boy could be a genius. He speaks in a stammering wall of sound.... When a full sentence emerges, it stands out as starkly as a rhyming couplet. The man's a poet"
BBC Talent
"Frighteningly young and frighteningly talented, Clarke - with an E - is going to be a star"
Chortle On-line
It's a bit of a scoop to get him. Tried him on the off-chance that he was free and hey up, he was. Must see act!
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Ku Bar in Stockton / Re:Funny Magnet Comedy Club
« on: February 25, 2005, 08:20:50 pm »
Andy White does look like a CBeebies presenter there but I can assure you he's piss your pants funny.
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Ku Bar in Stockton / Re:Funny Magnet Comedy Club
« on: February 23, 2005, 03:04:47 pm »
Next Thursday sees Andy White headline with support coming from Jason Cook, Ashley Frieze and Mike Newall with Mini Mitts himself, Dave Ingram compering.
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Teesside Stuff! / Re:This weekend FYR valentines event - Sat feb 12th @the Absinthe bar @ the Ackl
« on: February 10, 2005, 11:11:06 am »gasp at the pickled onion and cheese hedgehog
The hedgehog is a live one...makes snacking more fun.
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General / Re:who has Most Ribs Men or Woman
« on: January 27, 2005, 04:22:15 pm »Both have the same number of ribs. It's just an urban legend type thing stemming from the bible that women were created from one of Adams ribs.
Where the fuck d'ya buy that bible from, never heard that one before!
That's where it comes from or maybe The Koran? Rooted in religion either way.
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General / Re:who has Most Ribs Men or Woman
« on: January 27, 2005, 04:02:35 pm »
Both have the same number of ribs. It's just an urban legend type thing stemming from the bible that women were created from one of Adams ribs.
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General / Re:Writers Cafe, The Arc.
« on: January 12, 2005, 12:23:41 pm »ahhh, my tutor at uni is always trying to make me go to this... I may give it a go one day
Tonight would be a good time to start. It's not just poetry, we have a good mix of all things art.
'CrazyBeautiful' why not come along tonight unless you have more important things to do like putting up shelves for CD's?
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General / Re:Writers Cafe, The Arc.
« on: January 07, 2005, 04:10:58 pm »Niblock's a fox :evilimu
More of a badger than a fox :gomikego
...and everyone can find out why if they come along on the 12th...
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General / Re:Writers Cafe, The Arc.
« on: January 05, 2005, 02:01:53 pm »Sounds like a blast.
It is. Last month we had Karl Thompson as headline poet and he did some stuff accompanied by Kevin Howard on the Didgeridoo. I've never heard live didgy played before, pretty awesome stuff.
I know they've got a musical comedian on for the 12th, Owen Niblock who plays the Stick Dulcimer. Think Harry Potter with the enthusiasm of a 14 yr old reading his first wank mag.
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General / Writers Cafe, The Arc.
« on: January 04, 2005, 05:07:49 pm »
Monthly event held at The Arc, Stockton. Next one is Wednesday 12th Jan.
Poetry is evolving from the page to the stage with this new performance night. Providing the opportunity for new writers to pop their performance cherry and showcasing some of the best poetry by performers from this region.
If you are interested in writing, performance, and comedy come along and be inspired and entertained.
Check out the website for more details and reviews of previous nights.
http://www.teesonline.org.uk/?lid=1454&cc=1
Anyone wanting to perform can contact Carmen Thompson at The Arc or mail her on carmen.thompson@arconline.co.uk
Poetry is evolving from the page to the stage with this new performance night. Providing the opportunity for new writers to pop their performance cherry and showcasing some of the best poetry by performers from this region.
If you are interested in writing, performance, and comedy come along and be inspired and entertained.
Check out the website for more details and reviews of previous nights.
http://www.teesonline.org.uk/?lid=1454&cc=1
Anyone wanting to perform can contact Carmen Thompson at The Arc or mail her on carmen.thompson@arconline.co.uk
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Games, Computers and Tech Issues / Outlook Express problem?
« on: September 28, 2004, 09:37:40 am »
Having problems with sending mail to more than a couple of recipients. Keeps bringing up this message.
If I remove the offending address it just brings up another one.
Help.
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The message could not be sent because one of the recipients was rejected by the server. The rejected e-mail address was 'madeupaddress@hotmail.com'. Subject 'New Newcastle gig', Account: 'customermail2.easily.co.uk', Server: 'customermail2.easily.co.uk', Protocol: SMTP, Server Response: '452 4.5.3 Too many recipients', Port: 25, Secure(SSL): No, Server Error: 452, Error Number: 0x800CCC79
If I remove the offending address it just brings up another one.
Help.
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Teesside Stuff! / Re:ku club comedy night
« on: September 07, 2004, 11:10:55 pm »
It's ok, Jason didn't make it as he had to work. They'll be back tho'....
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Teesside Stuff! / Re:ku club comedy night
« on: August 31, 2004, 07:19:56 pm »(although some really good mates do something very similar)
really good night like,but i can only make it to one more.get Die Clattershenkenfietermaus back or get me details of where to get a cd!!
Jason from Die Clatter said they may pop down this thursday and do 2 new songs whilst bringing some CD singles to sell. I reckon they'll be cheap and I'm sure they'll sign them. An album is rumoured for the new year.
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Ask/Tell Haxed / Re:Freemasons
« on: August 20, 2004, 10:53:50 am »
You forgot to mention the perks that go with being a Freemason.
They're considarable to say the least, totally illegal tho'.
They're considarable to say the least, totally illegal tho'.
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