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General / Re: Where/Who are you now?
« on: December 11, 2017, 02:38:15 pm »
Probably the only post in 2017.

This place was a lot of fun.

In Uni for a second degree at the moment, lived abroad for ages, had a wife. Lots of stuff.

Still fondly remember haxed and vacationing to the UK from time to time.

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Fried Alligator tail is awe-some.

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General / Hey dudes can someone do me a favor?
« on: May 26, 2011, 10:06:24 pm »
I need a CD of teaching material for a class that I want to give down here in Brazil, but I can only find the CD I need from a bookseller in the UK. If I have them ship it to someones house can you rip it for me and send me the ISO?  I'll buy you a pint as thanks!

Cheers,
Levo

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General / Re: HAXED PENGUIN
« on: April 09, 2011, 04:05:43 pm »
Can't stand the thing.

Dude youre the owner. lol

Its also funny because Karma appears to be gone.

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General / Re: Introduce yourself!
« on: April 02, 2011, 07:13:59 am »
I would dude but I'm living in Brazil right now!

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General / Re: Introduce yourself!
« on: March 26, 2011, 03:01:32 am »
Sup Dudes I'm Levo  8)

Nice to meet you!

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Games, Computers and Tech Issues / Re: iphone bricked?
« on: January 30, 2010, 10:52:55 pm »
I just restored my iphone to 3.1.whatever the newest one is over itunes because it got fucked up. Im reading conflicting reports that I cannot unlock it anymore because of an updated baseband. Anyone know if this is true?

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Games, Computers and Tech Issues / Re: iphone bricked?
« on: January 26, 2010, 01:25:05 am »
Every software update they make it so it is unhacked. If you have it hacked and you update the firmware then it is no longer hacked.

I still have my iphone at 3.0.1 so I can use the tethering hack. Anyone know if theyve hacked 3.1 to tether yet?

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General / Re: New 13 to 18 year old Alternative night in boro
« on: January 11, 2010, 07:16:05 pm »
lol jailbait night.

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General / Re: Death Pool Proposal 2010!
« on: December 27, 2009, 09:31:33 pm »
I hope Morrisey dies.

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Jokes & Comedy / Disorder in the courts.
« on: November 21, 2009, 07:08:43 pm »
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes . ;
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ.
____________________________ ______ _________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
___________________________________ ______ ___

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the circus was in town, I’m going with male.
_____ ________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WIT NESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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General / Re: In Soviet Russia, we stop snow?
« on: October 19, 2009, 03:03:50 am »
They did this in China for the Olympics. Apparently it works now.

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General / Re: The Rape Tunnel.
« on: October 15, 2009, 06:32:00 pm »
Someone should ask him what if Obama goes down it. Either he will back off or go to jail since its a law you cant threaten the president :)

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IIRC you guys already ban liquor over 100 proof right?

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