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Ask/Tell Haxed / Brake Caliper Paint
« on: March 04, 2010, 11:32:28 pm »
So, with having a new car..I just gotta spray the brake calipers..

I'm looking for red (could you guess?) But to be different, I'm looking for a dark kinda red...

Or more like the Type-R badge red...so they can go with the badge

Does anyone know any good sites to recommend? I've tried to ask my ex's boyfriend (he's right into the car modding scene), but he's a dick and doesnt like me...

So yeah...

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Body Modification / New inking
« on: January 11, 2010, 12:50:06 am »
Ok, so I didn't go with Trollface...yet!






what do you think?

(sorry if they're massive)

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Games, Computers and Tech Issues / iPod Touch AppStore problem
« on: December 31, 2009, 10:02:34 pm »
I've had this problem before, but I was able to fix it, but now the method won't work

Playing some games on my iTouch and being linked to other games or such, or trying to download apps while on Safari. It used to open AppStore straight away. But now, it opens Safari and directs me to a page beginning "phobos.apple.com" and says the page cannot open due to too many redirects occuring.

Back in the day, I could fix it by deleting my Safari cache and history in my settings, and it would work. Now it doesn't work :( My iTouch is jailbroken, and another way I would fix this would be to start again, but it would only work a few times, and I'd lose all my other stuff :(

Is there any way I can get this working again without having to delete everything again?

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General / Merry Christmas!!!
« on: December 25, 2009, 12:10:29 am »
All of you! :D

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General / So...
« on: December 24, 2009, 11:06:28 pm »
What did you get?

I'm starting this early due to the fact that I'm gonna be celebrating Christmas on Monday when I get to spend time with my son, Christmas isn't anything anymore without your close family :)

But for now, I'll tell you all the wee gifts I've got:

Over 250
1l bottle of Vodka
Countless bottles of Wine
Many pen sets (including a pen shaped like a cigar!)
A Digital Photo Frame...

And that's just the gifts given to me from regular guests from my work!

I guess I'll update again on Monday when I open my presents and see what the script is then. I just hope my missus likes her Chlo bag I got her!

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Jokes & Comedy / Windows 7 Jokes
« on: December 20, 2009, 09:44:46 pm »
I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.

I'm dyslexic and 7 windmills was my idea.

I have just seen the "Windows 7 was my idea" ad...... I see they're trying to spread the blame.

I'm an optimist and Windows 8 will be my idea.

If Windows 7 is my idea, why the fuck do I have to pay for it?


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Body Modification / New Tattoo ideas?
« on: December 19, 2009, 07:41:12 pm »
So, my mother has agreed to get me a new tattoo for my Christmas :)

Thing is, I'm kinda stuck for an idea on what to get, so hopefully you guys can help.

To give you an idea of what I'm looking for, I have 5 stars, a band logo, a love heart and a cactuar so far. So I'm kinda into the random things..I've had my eye on trollface for a bit:



Anything else kinda related to that? Smileyface, 4chan, or just plain stupid?

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Games, Computers and Tech Issues / Lockerz
« on: September 22, 2009, 12:53:15 am »
I've been given an invite, and some of the stuff on here looks too good to be true

Is this actually legit?

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General / I Watch Too Much T.V.
« on: September 15, 2009, 12:23:23 am »


27,600 minutes into a recording?!

But really, how did this happen? Was it because I was watching something I was recording?

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General / How do you pronounce certain words?
« on: September 09, 2009, 02:46:19 pm »
So, as of recent, I've started to get slagged over the way I say certain words. Of course this is an English forum, so I wanna know if the way I say things are English, Cockney, or am I just shit at pronouncing things?

First off...Adidas, the clothing brand...

I pronounce it "Addy-das", but everyone else pronounces it "A-dee-das"

Porsche, the german car

I say "Por-sha", and everyone else says "Porsh" like a silent 'e'

Giraffe...the animal

I say "Ga-rarf", and I get mocked for that, cos everyone else says it like "Ga-raffff"


So...how do you say yours? :)

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General / Bongo (66668)
« on: September 01, 2009, 10:55:25 am »
Has anyone tried this? I heard it on the radio yesterday and decided to give it a shot

Basically, you text your full name, age, and where you live to 66668 (costs 1.50 a go though) and they reply back, starting off with "Bongo knows...", then tells you stuff about the person. I tried it with me first and I got:

"Bongo knows a few! One is a football nut who loves match day and all the beer it brings! Another is a hard worker who wants to see his family more often!"

Knowing I'm not the foot fanatic I used to be, I asked them to send info on the second one and got...

"He is fairly shy around girls, needs  to work on his chat up lines, great smile, he tells great jokes."
Then I got another..
"Andrew is known for his adventurous nature and is willing to try anything once! Always found causing trouble for Danielle!"

Which was really creepy, what with Dannielle (with 2 n's) being my girlfriend. She said it probably just uses names from previous people you look up (I done my friend David after doing my mum Sylvia, and he doesn't know one, and my sister had one about David which made my brother-in-law raise suspicions)

I then done my girlfriend's name, and it spoke about her looking out for her daughter Robynn and knows how to talk

But some of the stuff was really creepy, like talking about Dannielle with Robynn, me with Dannielle, and my niece cutting her hair for charity!

If anyones given it a shot, post up what you've put, and how accurate it is

Don't get too carried away on it though


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Movies, Shows & Books / Ally McBeal Theme Tune
« on: July 02, 2009, 10:20:17 pm »
Anyone know where I can get this?

My friend, who complains cos he has 4 albums but not one of them has the theme song on them

So yeah, any help would be good

(For the record, I'm not the "friend", The only people I know are Ally and someone called Verona Shepard...cos she does one of the albums)

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Jokes & Comedy / Anal Cancer
« on: June 27, 2009, 11:51:46 am »
Got Anal Cancer?

Need to shit?

Don't Fawcett!

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Games, Computers and Tech Issues / Download .ipa Files
« on: May 26, 2009, 03:23:51 pm »
anyone know where I can?

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