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Title: funny public arguments
Post by: Wolverine on August 01, 2005, 09:06:11 pm
whats the most funnist argument to have seen
Here is a public argument a friend told me about
When I lived in Blackpool my friend told me about being in a café at the pleasure beach and in this café you could see people riding on the tunnel of love. One couple on the ride had a massive fight over a mobile phone and the end the woman threw the guy` phone into the out of boat and  into the water
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Burt_cocain on August 01, 2005, 09:08:27 pm
Threw the phone into the out of boat?
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: ManFriday on August 01, 2005, 09:08:30 pm
Two retards arguing. My mum worked at a special care centre for flids, you'd probably find a fair few of haxed attending regulary, and they were arguing. They both had downs. It was grade a comedy gold
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: *jen* on August 01, 2005, 09:12:41 pm
Two lasses walking with a lad down by chicagos one night. One of the lasses going 'Ya got me pregnant' *whacked him around the head* 'Ya got 'er pregnant' *whack*

didn't catch the rest too busy laughing. Boro domestics are the best its just something that does not happen where I am from
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Big Chris on August 01, 2005, 10:41:54 pm

When i was working in cleveland woodcraft some couple had a domestic outside the shop, some guy throwing his girlfriend out because she was fucking around with the benefits books, she was in the street howling for an hour and screaming at the closed door to their house before the police came.

As much as we laughed we kinda felt guilty we didnt help, then again you really shouldnt get involved when you dont know whats what.
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Missthetaste on August 01, 2005, 11:29:19 pm
I was driving past the shops near where I live and some guy was just battering his girlfriend on the floor, and no one was even helping or trying to stop him  :-\
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on August 01, 2005, 11:33:10 pm
Did you stop and help?
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Missthetaste on August 01, 2005, 11:36:45 pm
No I was on my driving lesson at the time and the instructor just said not to get involved, I felt pretty awful for her like.
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Cool Mo E on August 01, 2005, 11:41:05 pm
I was driving past the shops near where I live and some guy was just battering his girlfriend on the floor, and no one was even helping
Helping to beat her up? :p
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Napoleon Dynamite. on August 01, 2005, 11:46:43 pm
I was driving past the shops near where I live and some guy was just battering his girlfriend on the floor, and no one was even helping or trying to stop him  :-\

i've seen that down near the arena one time ...

wasnt really funny though haha
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Johnny Blaze on August 02, 2005, 07:11:55 am
I saw The Rock and John Cena fighting this one time. John Cena was getting his arse kicked, and no one jumped in to help him.

Also, The Undertaker and Edge I think it was... The Undertaker put him through the roof of a limo, it was shocking!
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Alick on August 02, 2005, 07:42:17 am
there's this couple living in pelham street and theyre mad

if i knocked our door i'd have to sit there with them arguing right behind me pretending i'm not noticing while my housemates took their sweet time answering

one day the fella turned round to her and goes "shut up you daft bitch or you're sleeping in the car again tonight" followed by a slew of tearful "wanker!"s from her

yet theyre still together <3
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Jennifer on August 02, 2005, 12:06:30 pm
The family across from our house is quite entertaining.
They're always fighting outside. Last week the borther and sister were having a fight outside, shouting, calling each other names, and beating the crap out of each other.
Its quite entertaining, as he's a typical boro smackhead, so his hippo sized sister tends to give him a good beating.
 :laugh
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: My so-called postcount on August 02, 2005, 12:36:42 pm
I saw a deaf couple arguing in sign language a while ago
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: My so-called postcount on August 02, 2005, 01:17:09 pm
Two retards arguing. My mum worked at a special care centre for flids, you'd probably find a fair few of haxed attending regulary, and they were arguing. They both had downs. It was grade a comedy gold
CRIPPLEFIIIIGHT!

(http://www.mysocalledsite.co.uk/pics/Random/Me/Random%20pics/cripplefiiight!.jpg)
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Amy Wykehouse on August 02, 2005, 10:14:25 pm
We had one outside our work a few weeks back, typically rich chav in her range rover addorned with m'bro f.c. logo on the back window, alomost run some fat girl over, the fat one proceeded to call her a daft bitch, t'other woman jumped out and started arguing outside TS1 bar, was great  :mikeisahomo

There was also a man and a woman arguing outside work today and everyone was looking, until i shouted out the window stick your nut on her the daft bitch and everyone ran back to the desks when they looked up  :cheesy
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Amy Wykehouse on August 02, 2005, 11:12:01 pm
He's dead now though so that's alright.

yeh he was harsh for punching u but that was a very harsh comment  :-\
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Cinnamon Spider on August 02, 2005, 11:14:03 pm
He's dead now though so that's alright.

yeh he was harsh for punching u but that was a very harsh comment  :-\

How was it? I think she was joking.
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Amy Wykehouse on August 02, 2005, 11:15:08 pm
ahhhh ok, i just never read it that way  :)
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Amy Wykehouse on August 02, 2005, 11:24:35 pm
 :laugh
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: testspecimen on August 02, 2005, 11:26:30 pm
haha class
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: <3 on August 03, 2005, 06:22:31 pm
I had to walk through a subway on my way home from uni every day. There was a homeless couple who would sit down there in the evenings and this one night I went through, they were arguing. The guy was flinging his bit of cardboard around while shouting 'Look at the state of this place!' As soon as I got out of there, I cracked up.
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Johnny Blaze on August 03, 2005, 06:27:51 pm

He's dead now though so that's alright.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You're a star.
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: The Goddess on August 07, 2005, 06:40:40 pm
If I told you he punched me twenty times would you feel less bad that he is dead?

Boohoo hoo, poor guy.





He isn't really dead. I was only joking/fantasising. But he is a cunt and smells like he's rotting. His name is David Mills aka George and he lives in Priestfrields as far as I know.

He likes to get wanked off by feet, and reckons he might have accidentally fucked his Mam when he was 11.

There you go. THATS harsh

hahaha ive just choked laughing
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Cool Mo E on August 07, 2005, 08:19:27 pm
Wow, i used to know george (dave) yeah he did smell:p
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Katesbush on August 07, 2005, 08:28:22 pm
Quote
in this café you could see people riding on the tunnel of love.

what on earth?!
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: I_get_along on August 08, 2005, 08:25:37 am
I had to walk through a subway on my way home from uni every day. There was a homeless couple who would sit down there in the evenings and this one night I went through, they were arguing. The guy was flinging his bit of cardboard around while shouting 'Look at the state of this place!' As soon as I got out of there, I cracked up.

 :laugh
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: angilina*ballerina on August 08, 2005, 08:46:38 pm
ahaha! as if danni went out with george.

he was what i can only describe as a right banana.

i don't think i've ever seen any funny public arguments. i've had a few. richard and i used to make a habit of arguing at various tourist sites; oxford street, the eiffel tower, the neucamp or whatever it's called. usually about little things that didn't matter. except for the eiffel tower one. throwing pennies off the top really can kill! ;D
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Laura ~ WideXEyes on August 08, 2005, 09:01:45 pm

He likes to get wanked off by feet

haha I remember you telling me about that in the Arena toilets before.
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Man feelings on August 08, 2005, 09:41:03 pm
well y'know, just doing my bit and having a laugh at the expense of other people's filthy fetishes.

I got quite good at it like, you can read a book at the same time.
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: angilina*ballerina on August 08, 2005, 09:50:22 pm
and smoke. and prepare a cake mix. in fact, why aren't we all doing it? it's the ultimate in multi-tasking.
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: I_get_along on August 09, 2005, 09:12:24 am
 :laugh
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Johnny Blaze on August 09, 2005, 12:15:07 pm
and smoke. and prepare a cake mix. in fact, why aren't we all doing it? it's the ultimate in multi-tasking.

I whole-heartedly agree!
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Alick on August 09, 2005, 01:26:05 pm

He likes to get wanked off by feet

haha I remember you telling me about that in the Arena toilets before.
we were drunk in a mates house th eothe rnight and watched the closest thing to porn (some sky channel with naked women taking phone calls) and it shows these text messages and we were actualyl able to make a drinking game out of every time the word "feet" appeared. i prefer the hands myself, more evolved for the task  ::) imagine slipping and getting a toenail in your head. holy fucking shit would that kill
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Reid on August 09, 2005, 08:44:30 pm
If I told you he punched me twenty times would you feel less bad that he is dead?

Boohoo hoo, poor guy.





He isn't really dead. I was only joking/fantasising. But he is a cunt and smells like he's rotting. His name is David Mills aka George and he lives in Priestfrields as far as I know.

He likes to get wanked off by feet, and reckons he might have accidentally fucked his Mam when he was 11.

There you go. THATS harsh

how can he possibly have accidentally fucked his mam?
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: [withnail] on August 09, 2005, 08:54:22 pm
imagine slipping and getting a toenail in your head. holy fucking shit would that kill

And the idea of getting a veruca on your cock is just plain scary.
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: beth on August 09, 2005, 10:50:59 pm
I whole-heartedly agree!

Don't be getting any ideas
Title: Re: funny public arguments
Post by: Johnny Blaze on August 10, 2005, 07:18:00 am
 :laugh :P