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Title: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: No-Self-Control on April 15, 2004, 11:23:26 pm
Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify
personality on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

IF WOMEN DRINK:
Drink: Beer.
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender drinks with umbrella.
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in
the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her
cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the
conversation.

Drink: Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule,etc
Personality: Easy, thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...and
you`re in.

Drink: Baileys.
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to
the pub.

Drink: Shorts (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
Personality: Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.

IF MEN DRINK:
Cider: He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.

Cheap Domestic Beer: He's poor / student and wants
to get laid.

Premium Local Beer: He likes good beer and wants to
get laid.

Bitter: He's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid

Guinness: The man is a rapist and will get laid one
way or another.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him
a sophisticated Image and help him get laid.

Vodka or Brandy: Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

Port: Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.

Whisky: He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Jack Daniels: Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

Tequila: Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc:
He's gay (Blatantly).


I drink vodka mostly!  :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Xbenjamin on April 15, 2004, 11:30:28 pm
............balls, aparantly im gay =(

if i have a girlfriend am i in denial?

actually im not gay, im just a pussy, i dont like spirits, and i will occasionally drink beerses if i want to and theres no cheap gay alcopops

me just thinx they taste better, more childlike (like meeeeeeee, lol back to watching power rangers, but its the 2nd real series power rangers zeo, so its a bit shite)

- benja

- x x
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Sceptic_Messiah on April 15, 2004, 11:35:09 pm
Jack Daniels: Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
 
thats me  ::)
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Digital dolly. on April 15, 2004, 11:40:53 pm
Most nights I drink wine...but when out i drink shots (when i can afford) talk about a contrast lol (lizzie)
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: pacmunchkin on April 15, 2004, 11:42:24 pm
There's no; "Will drink anything that has a % marker on it"
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Risen_anger on April 15, 2004, 11:50:13 pm
 :mikeisahomo That's the biggest bag o' wank I've ever read.
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: nolongersohairychris on April 16, 2004, 12:06:42 am
Addendum!

Drinks yellow screamers - until the bar runs out, wobbles about, falls over occasionally - and wants to get laid
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: The Goddess on April 16, 2004, 01:50:19 am
Jack Daniels: Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
 
thats me  ::)

iu drink that but im not s boy...suppose mine is the mixes without an umbrella...
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Team Nicky on April 16, 2004, 02:02:45 am
Quote
Vodka or Brandy: Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid

 :laugh

Quote
Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc:
He's gay (Blatantly).

already knew Dan was gay :) :P
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Mike. on April 16, 2004, 07:44:23 am
Vodka Martini!?  :funhatscomedown
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on April 16, 2004, 08:23:00 am
:mikeisahomo That's the biggest bag o' wank I've ever read.

 :mikeisahomo especially as I drink pretty much anything.
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Morkholio on April 16, 2004, 08:50:21 am
Agreed
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: STACEFACE on April 16, 2004, 09:19:34 am

Drink: Shorts (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
Personality: Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.
 :mikeisahomo hah!

Aww yay i've always wanted a gay boyfriend  :lol  :-*
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: DamianD on April 16, 2004, 09:33:46 am
Whisky: He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.


and im trying to get rid of that reputation
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Pirnie on April 16, 2004, 09:46:21 am
Doesn't say owt about drinkin rum straight from the bottle.... so i'll make it up:

Rum from the bottle: single, uneventful, laughing 24/7, single, wants to get laid, wants to be a pirate

PIRATEXCORE

[zeke]
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: STACEFACE on April 16, 2004, 09:48:50 am
Doesn't say owt about drinkin rum straight from the bottle
Yeh i was just gonna say that!


Quote
Rum from the bottle: single, uneventful, laughing 24/7, single, wants to get laid, wants to be a pirate


yup, sounds like me..apart from the being single thing  :stopmoaningalex I want more rum tonight, but i'm skint  :(
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: danthefucnkawjtafhkg on April 16, 2004, 10:01:22 am
Cheap Domestic Beer: He's poor / student and wants
to get laid.

arghhhh too true.

tho i drink vodka too quite a bit..
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Jennifer on April 16, 2004, 10:02:30 am

Drink: Beer.
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule,etc
Personality: Easy, thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...and
you`re in.



I'm a beer girl and that describes me well.
And my friends are barcardi girls and thats them described exactly toobut don't tell them i said that :ninja
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Dizzy on April 16, 2004, 10:22:55 am
i like most of the alcohol on that list.  but out at the pub i usually go for a glass of wine, vodka and lemonade or beer because I get my drink quicker than asking for complicated cocktails with umbrellas.

and if i really wanna get pissed - sambucca and baileys :D
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Hana.Com on April 16, 2004, 10:46:57 am
depends where i am if i'm in the empire i'm a girly drinker i.e alcopops but if i'm anywhere else its either JD or Vodka mixers and occasionally beer
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: cinderella on April 16, 2004, 11:42:51 am
im a total girl id buy a cocktail probably just for the umbrella! :stopmoaningalex although im gettin good at drinking pints now, ive done it 3 times this week, a whole one all to myself, one was even in 10 mins before i went to work!! i was so proud of myself for that one!! :mikeisahomo
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: kevin on April 16, 2004, 01:23:30 pm
I had Gaz down as a port man.
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Risen_anger on April 16, 2004, 01:28:15 pm
I had Gaz down as a port man.

 :laugh :laugh
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Digital dolly. on April 16, 2004, 01:29:15 pm
I drink too much vodka
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Miss poppins on April 16, 2004, 02:13:09 pm
what knid of person are you if you drink them all?
 :P
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Risen_anger on April 16, 2004, 02:14:43 pm
An alcoholic? ::)
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Miss poppins on April 16, 2004, 02:24:52 pm
An alcoholic? ::)

well yeah, i suppose i asked for that  :P
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: cowgirlstyle on April 16, 2004, 02:27:43 pm
i will drink whatever i'm given. does this mean i am easily pleased? or just easy....? ;D
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: mikeyG on April 16, 2004, 03:17:44 pm
Don't think that follows like,  I drink different things depending on what mood im in.  Sometimes lager, or Smirnoff Ice, Or JD & coke or vodka etc.

 :wtf
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Director Shrike on April 16, 2004, 03:25:55 pm
wheres the doesn't drink alcohol option?
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Johnny Blaze on April 16, 2004, 03:38:57 pm
It's in the smallprint.... I'll copy and paste large for you...

Doesn't drink alcohol:
Addicted to coke and orange juice, sXe sucks. :jack
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Director Shrike on April 16, 2004, 04:17:10 pm
what the fuck does sXe mean? I'm not "hip" with the "lingo" you kids are using ;)

[size=200]I LOVE COCK[/size]
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Johnny Blaze on April 16, 2004, 04:18:42 pm
lol

sXe = hardcore scene lingo for "straight-edge"  :laugh
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Sceptic_Messiah on April 16, 2004, 04:21:52 pm
it's a stupid idea....really really really stupid why the hell wouldent someone wanna get wasted every week until their liver is crawling out their arse begging for mercy

edit: saying its a waste of a perfectly good life might be a bit harsh  :-\ sorry to any straight edge people......just straight edge isnt my thing  ::)
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Director Shrike on April 16, 2004, 04:22:36 pm
oh right. If I smoke does that still count?
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Johnny Blaze on April 16, 2004, 04:25:50 pm
lol, you're not sXe dude... I wasn't implying you were anyways, I was just being generalistic toward people who dont drink  :emo
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: kevin on April 16, 2004, 04:28:42 pm
If you were gonna generalise about people who don't drink, you could have called them daft cunts, its far easier to understand.

This is not me implying those who dont drink are daft cunts, I have some very good friends who never touch the good stuff.
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Director Shrike on April 16, 2004, 04:33:41 pm
If you were gonna generalise about people who don't drink, you could have called them daft cunts, its far easier to understand.

This is not me implying those who dont drink are daft cunts, I have some very good friends who never touch the good stuff.
oooh generalising! Bandwagon! You could say all people who drink are drunken wifebeaters.

But thats not me implying everyone who drinks is a football hooligan, I've got lots of friends who do drink   :mikeisahomo

Zeke yeh I knew what you meant :)
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Johnny Blaze on April 16, 2004, 04:34:40 pm
 :mikeisahomo
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: kevin on April 16, 2004, 04:37:23 pm
If you were gonna generalise about people who don't drink, you could have called them daft cunts, its far easier to understand.

This is not me implying those who dont drink are daft cunts, I have some very good friends who never touch the good stuff.
drunken wifebeaters.

Ah yes, that reminds me, I need to go and beat the fuck out of my spouse for using her teeth when I was teabagging her this morning.
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: Johnny Blaze on April 16, 2004, 04:55:35 pm
 :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
Title: Re: You can tell alot about a person by what they drink!
Post by: vix on April 16, 2004, 06:30:52 pm
i've seen this before on the sidcup website,