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Title: The Haxed Arms/Last Post Wins thread....
Post by: illuminati on January 04, 2004, 04:36:35 pm
(http://www.haxed.co.uk/coppermine/albums/userpics/10885/haxedarms.jpg)

I've decided to open a virtual pub here called the Haxed Arms.

Welcome!

(http://www.haxed.co.uk/coppermine/albums/userpics/10838/normal_haxed%20arms.jpg)

Current staff:

Landlady and Manageress- Me
Assistant manager and barmaid- Beke (Angel)
Barstaff- Merike, Spazzer Munkey
Cook- Rachael, Pete
Bouncer- Jack
Entertainment- Cootey

Health certificate:

(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gary.graham1/HealthCert.jpg)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 04:38:16 pm
/me spies pub without any staff

/me steals all the beer ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 04:39:00 pm
I would like to be barstaff if i may? I'll introduce flashing ice cubes and eveything  :cheersrach
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 04, 2004, 04:39:39 pm
is there free drinks for barstaff?? ;D
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Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 04, 2004, 04:39:41 pm
i'll help out someway if need be, lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 04:40:23 pm
ill be a barmaid
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Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 04:40:53 pm
I'll be the Norm character!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 04:41:10 pm
Will you be doing food?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 04:42:11 pm
Right jack is barred from here unless he makes this sticky  :ninja

New barstaff:

Beke
Pete (yes but only one a day)
Spaz
Rachael

Applications closed.

Right we are open now who's having what?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 04:43:15 pm
Will you be doing food?

Yup of course we serve all hours too  :mikeisahomo

(special virtual licence)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: __blahhhh on January 04, 2004, 04:43:33 pm
blue wkd please  :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 04:43:54 pm
Right jack is barred from here unless he makes this sticky  :ninja

 :funhatscomedown

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Right we are open now who's having what?


/me dons false moustache, sunglasses & large hat

I'll have an eBeer please
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 04:45:42 pm
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Will you be doing food?
If so...i'll have an alligator sandwhich...and make it [spoiler]quick[/spoiler]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Dib Monkey on January 04, 2004, 04:45:42 pm
Crisps please
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 04:46:48 pm

/me dons false moustache, sunglasses & large hat

I'll have an eBeer please

There ya go, hey don't think I've seen you before? [/gullible landlady]

Heres ya drink Sarah.

Hmm any suggestions ad to the best video game to have on that wall over there
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 04:46:57 pm
The service is a bit slow around here - you modelling yourselves on the Crown?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 04:46:58 pm
*serves everyone drinks*

can i go on my break now?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 04, 2004, 04:47:27 pm
Crisps please

monster much??  skips??  - theres a 2 for one offer on the barbeque walkers (cos they taste like crap)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 04, 2004, 04:47:49 pm
The service is a bit slow around here - you modelling yourselves on the Crown?
:laugh

*ponders*    oooh but think of the profits!!!!  hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 04:48:12 pm
There's no atmosphere in this place...get a jukebox!  :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 04:48:12 pm
Can I have a double vodka and coke?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 04:48:34 pm
There ya go, hey don't think I've seen you before? [/gullible landlady]

Nah .. new around here </gruff voice>
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 04:48:45 pm
Can I have a double vodka and coke?

there you go *gives beke a double vodka and coke*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 04:49:09 pm
nice one now i can start work hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 04:49:10 pm
Can I have a double vodka and coke?
not on duty. :p

Right we have a jukebox on now get choosing tunes....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 04, 2004, 04:49:22 pm
theres a karaoke machine!!  oh yeah!! :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ikkleste on January 04, 2004, 04:49:25 pm
I don't get it.

*has a virtual beer

*fails to get drunk
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 04:49:41 pm
ill have a pink kangaroo please
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 04:50:15 pm
There ya go, hey don't think I've seen you before? [/gullible landlady]

Nah .. new around here </gruff voice>

hehe ok well you from anywhere interesting?

*checks staff* OI! Rach don't give Beke drinks on duty!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 04:50:15 pm
I don't get it.

*has a virtual beer

*fails to get drunk

 ::) It's obvious you can get drunk...you've only had one
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 04:50:23 pm
have a few more...you never know

*falls over after too many sly eAbsinthes*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 04:50:59 pm
ill have a pink kangaroo please

oh shit forgot to get a cook, anyone want to cook for me?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 04:51:18 pm
have a few more...you never know

*falls over after too many sly eAbsinthes*

*sacks rach*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 04:51:20 pm
Right we have a jukebox on now get choosing tunes....

Goes and hits the juckebox, fonze style....it breaks  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 04:51:27 pm
Can i have a; thread for people to postwhore in by just naming drinks?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 04:51:39 pm
I'd cook but only if you want toast or spag bol from a tin ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 04:52:09 pm
damn....can i cook then instead?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 04, 2004, 04:52:27 pm
Right we have a jukebox on now get choosing tunes....

Goes and hits the juckebox, fonze style....it breaks  :-\
well, the karaoke's still going   :mikeisahomo  hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 04:52:35 pm
its a drink you mong

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 04:52:54 pm
Nah beke need you on the bar now Rach is sacked. Cootey barred for the week for breaking jukebox (unless you wanna start a karaoke going?)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 04:53:12 pm
damn....can i cook then instead?

ok  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 04:53:15 pm
Somebody's been jacking off into the sandwiches *formal complaint*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 04:53:42 pm
its a drink you mong

*throws Lou out for calling the boss a mong
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 04:53:51 pm
wheres my drink? does no one know how to make cocktails round here?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 04:53:53 pm
Somebody's been jacking off into the sandwiches *formal complaint*

Hmmmmmm, I will investigate  :ninja

Have a free JD and coke on us  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 04:54:41 pm
wheres my drink? does no one know how to make cocktails round here?

eek sorry forgot about that, heres one *pretends to know whats in it*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 04:55:01 pm
why does he get a free drink when hes barred?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 04:55:16 pm
im female.

and cootey wouldnt know what woman jizz tastes like.
throw him out for being a tosser
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 04:55:28 pm
OFFER OF THE WEEK: FREE spaff custard when you buy any of the deserts AN OFFER NOONE COULD REFUSE...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ikkleste on January 04, 2004, 04:55:37 pm
*drinks more

*virtually gets drunk

hmmm not as much fun as the real thing
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 04:55:37 pm
why does he get a free drink when hes barred?

cos....cos.......hes doing the karaoke now  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 04:56:16 pm
i quit!

i refuse to work where i have to come all over everything

hire someone else
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 04:56:29 pm
But i threw lou out on the last page for calling you a mong
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 04:57:03 pm
Nah .. new around here </gruff voice>

hehe ok well you from anywhere interesting?

From Mars .. got a bit too busy there recently, so I came here. ... have a Penguin  :jack
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 04:57:13 pm
for future referance a pink kangaroo is

1/2 sweet cider, shot of vodka, a snowball topped up with lemonade and some blackcurrant mixed in to make it a pink colour

in a pint glass
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 04:58:18 pm
BUT I THREW YOU OUT :nosmile
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 04:58:57 pm
you didnt barr me so i came back in
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 04:59:12 pm
for future referance a pink kangaroo is

1/2 sweet cider, shot of vodka, a snowball topped up with lemonade and some blackcurrant mixed in to make it a pink colour

in a pint glass

whats a snowball?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 04:59:14 pm
Right need a new cook and still another barperson  :angry

Jack can be unbarred if you help behind the bar  :mikeisahomo

Cootey is in charge of entertainment to make up for breaking my jukebox.

Lou, cheers that actually sounds well nice
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 04:59:19 pm
Can I have some absinthe please?  :alex
I'll be a bar person  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 04:59:30 pm
Hey, I could be a bouncer 8) cos me throwing someone out would be a little bit more effective ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Dib Monkey on January 04, 2004, 04:59:38 pm
Space Raiders please Pete - true classics never die

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 05:00:34 pm
ill be your resident drunk
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:00:57 pm
Mez is a barmaid now, Jack is bouncer  :laugh

Beke is assistant manager
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 05:01:07 pm
serena they are, well nice (and get you drunked) a snowball is what u drink at xmas its advocaat and lemonade
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 05:01:48 pm
ahhhh. i seen it on the royle family the other day...and no one knew

thank you.
can i have  a snowball please?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 05:01:51 pm
Jack is bouncer  :laugh

Like this >   :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:02:00 pm
*Sings to entice people to go on the kareoki
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:02:08 pm
Since Pete hasn't given Mike his crisps I'll serve... Here ya go, one packet of space raiders  :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 05:02:11 pm
Beke is assistant manager

All bow down to the wrath of MEEEEEEE
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Dib Monkey on January 04, 2004, 05:02:43 pm
whoo hoo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 05:02:58 pm
Since Pete hasn't given Mike his crisps I'll serve... Here ya go, one packet of space raiders  :)

do i get my snowball yet?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:03:10 pm
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Space Raiders please Pete - true classics never die

*Installs a Space Raiders machene, just for mike   ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 05:03:15 pm
cootey stop singing the ymca
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:03:55 pm
Since Pete hasn't given Mike his crisps I'll serve... Here ya go, one packet of space raiders  :)

do i get my snowball yet?

/me Slides one down the bar to Rach
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 05:04:06 pm
*the resident drunk leaves*

i have to eat. and the food in heres shite since i left
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 05:04:08 pm
*throws a snowball at rach* ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 05:04:35 pm
*throws a snowball at rach* ;D

*thorws a snow cock at beke*
AVE IT
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:04:36 pm
Hmm well I just realised we don't have a pub sign, get photoshopping and the best one will go in the first post  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 05:04:47 pm
best phone an ambulance, they come in glass bottles
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 05:05:58 pm
*throws a snowball at rach* ;D

*thorws a snow cock at beke*
AVE IT

/me throws Rach into the street.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Dib Monkey on January 04, 2004, 05:06:20 pm
*Breaks into the machine and hoards the crisps - going mad with power*

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:06:46 pm
*Breaks into the machine and hoards the crisps - going mad with power*



is barred
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 05:06:58 pm
*bars dib monkey for 2 weeks*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 05:07:46 pm
*Breaks into the machine and hoards the crisps - going mad with power*

Oi!

/me grabs Mike & shakes him down, removing any hoarded bags of crisps, loose changce, watches jewelry etc.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:08:22 pm
Security here rules  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:08:48 pm
Why is nobody going on the kareoki? Free drink for the best singer, each hour
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Dib Monkey on January 04, 2004, 05:09:05 pm
Jack : Oi!! .. you're barred!

/me throws Dib Monkey into the street
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:09:19 pm
*starts singing "Bitch"*

 8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 05:10:20 pm
jack and coke please
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 05:10:47 pm
jack and coke please

I'd rather if you didn't ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:11:28 pm
 ::) Silly Jack, blessum. /me gives Lou her drink
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 05:11:59 pm
are you a borbon whiskey?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 05:13:11 pm
I've ran out of Coke ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:13:17 pm
Can i have a free drink as i'm the Kareoke killer  :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 05:13:42 pm
No, cos you can't spell Kareoke
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 05:14:03 pm
but your not a whisjkey

i meant jack daniels and coke :P

*drinks her drink, ta mez*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:14:11 pm
(http://www.haxed.co.uk/coppermine/albums/userpics/10477/Untitled-2%20copy.jpg)

Sign!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:14:35 pm
No, cos you can't spell Kareoke

lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:15:06 pm
No, cos you can't spell Kareoke
*Goes back and edits posts*...can i now?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:15:52 pm
*decides Karaoke idea sucks*

Cootey go find a GameCube  :mikeisahomo

btw I thought karaoke was spelt like this?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:16:34 pm
No problem Lou  :)
Serena, what's the price list for drinks?  :ninja
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 05:16:56 pm
Monkey BAAAAAALL!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:17:41 pm
*Puts ad in paper*: Wanted; one gamecube...

*Cry's when someone throws a rubix cube at him and it hit's him in the head*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 05:18:10 pm
btw I thought karaoke was spelt like this?

Did I say that I could spell it? ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 05:19:12 pm
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Serena, what's the price list for drinks?

theyre freeee


il have 5 pink kangaroos, 4 pints of carling and 10 black russians please

*gets the drinks in while theyre free*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:19:24 pm
Cootey also find Monkey Ball and Smash Bros Melee

Maybe Jack or Darran can lend them to us  :monocle
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:20:38 pm
Meh, rushing me off my feet you are Lou!
Here /me makes Lou's order and gives it to her
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:20:40 pm
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Serena, what's the price list for drinks?

theyre freeee


il have 5 pink kangaroos, 4 pints of carling and 10 black russians please

*gets the drinks in while theyre free*

They are NOT free *compiles price list*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 05:21:54 pm
Think I've scared off most of the customers :-\

Oh well, eVodka please ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 05:22:23 pm
(http://www.haxed.co.uk/coppermine/albums/userpics/10838/normal_haxed%20arms.jpg)

What you think? Regulars and bar staff...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 04, 2004, 05:22:52 pm
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il have 5 pink kangaroos, 4 pints of carling and 10 black russians please


*whips up the drinks, and waits for the prices to come through*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:22:59 pm
Where's the other bar staff gone  :funhatscomedown
Eesh Jack, drinking on the job...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:23:31 pm
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il have 5 pink kangaroos, 4 pints of carling and 10 black russians please


*whips upt he drinks, and waits for the prices to come through*

Oi, I already did that
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:23:32 pm
Price list:

Everything costs one bumming of a member of staff *nods*

from now on anyway heh.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 05:24:02 pm
Eesh Jack, drinking on the job...

Medicinal pourposes .. it keeps out the cold when I'm stood near the door ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:24:21 pm
Beke's on her break  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:24:29 pm
Well...nobody's playing on the gamecube until i get bummed
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:24:39 pm
Eesh Jack, drinking on the job...

Medicinal pourposes .. it keeps out the cold when I'm stood near the door ;)

That's okay then, as long as it won't affect your performance
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 04, 2004, 05:25:12 pm
*passes over the vodka*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:25:31 pm
Did I say that I could spell it? ::)

 :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:26:08 pm
That's okay then, as long as it won't affect your performance

Not much...he's lame anyway  ::)

[spoiler]ABout as much as it effects his adminning perfomance j/k[/spoiler]  ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 05:26:12 pm
That's okay then, as long as it won't affect your performance

Nah .. i'm .. I'm too ..err pro .. proff.. proffeshunil for that ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:27:18 pm
 ::) Course you are. And be nice Cootey or the unicorn will get you  :uni
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 05:27:25 pm
Not much...he's lame anyway  ::)

I heard that !!

*slap*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 05:27:32 pm
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Price list:

Everything costs one bumming of a member of staff *nods*

from now on anyway heh.

i got my drinks before the prices came into effect :P

*carries drinks to table and sits down *
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:27:51 pm
That's okay then, as long as it won't affect your performance

Nah .. i'm .. I'm too ..err pro .. proff.. proffeshunil for that ;D

*Stares sternly at Jack*

No more alcohol for jack, heres a tenner for hat and gloves
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:28:34 pm
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Price list:

Everything costs one bumming of a member of staff *nods*

from now on anyway heh.

i got my drinks before the prices came into effect :P

*carries drinks to table and sits down *

Cheapskate  :P I worked my socks off doing that  :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 05:29:25 pm
*Stares sternly at Jack*

No more alcohol for jack, heres a tenner for hat and gloves

*Glowers at Serena*

 :funhatscomedown
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:29:28 pm
*Sits and plays gamecube*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 05:29:56 pm
*gives you one of the black russians for a tip*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 05:30:06 pm
*Sits and plays gamecube*

*Beats Cootey at Smash Bros.*

/me wanders off to get hat6 & gloves
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:31:00 pm
Woo! But Lou, we're not allowed to drink on the job  :funhatscomedown
*washes glasses*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:31:43 pm
NOOOOOOO!

*Get's out master system*...now let's see if you'r so tough
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:33:48 pm
Jack can't play on the job. Need another bouncer to take over occasionly (only admin/mods may apply mwahaha)

Also still need a cook since rach was too temperamental
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:35:42 pm
Mah dad'll cook...he's class!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 05:36:18 pm
Quote
Woo! But Lou, we're not allowed to drink on the job  
*washes glasses*

ah you mean your not allowed to drink alcoholic drinks

you should of pretended its coke :P

and btw, how come none of you behind the bar have found out how many hours a week your working and what your rate of pay is? eesh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:37:43 pm
Quote
Woo! But Lou, we're not allowed to drink on the job  
*washes glasses*

ah you mean your not allowed to drink alcoholic drinks

you should of pretended its coke :P

That's naughty  :o

Quote
and btw, how come none of you behind the bar have found out how many hours a week your working and what your rate of pay is? eesh

Erm, yeah, what she said  :cheersrach
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:38:00 pm
Haxed Arms staff hours: whenever you are online.  :P

Pay: a bumming a day from moi  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:38:27 pm
I'm great...i'm saying that ALL my pay goes to haxed  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:39:49 pm
Haxed Arms staff hours: whenever you are online.  :P

Pay: a bumming a day from moi  :mikeisahomo

Sounds reasonable
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 04, 2004, 05:41:13 pm
heh heh, cool, i'll "work" for that
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Haxed Arms staff hours: whenever you are online. :P

Pay: a bumming a day from moi   :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:47:26 pm
How long before this gets binned, locked, smashed, and burned.
Btw; if this get's binned, i'm quitting, as i won't be able to whore  ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 05:47:45 pm
Beke's off her break kinda
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 04, 2004, 05:48:38 pm
eesh business be slow now  :'(
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:49:05 pm
How long before this gets binned, locked, smashed, and burned.
Btw; if this get's binned, i'm quitting, as i won't be able to whore  ::)

 :funhatscomedown You just don't care about this pub do you?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:49:18 pm
 Who added -100 to mah karma?? *Looks sideways at jack*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:50:42 pm
:funhatscomedown You just don't care about this pub do you?

Yea...but nobodys making mah job fulfilling
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 04, 2004, 05:51:09 pm
i feel really dumb askin this, but...

i dont know how to add to someones karma  :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:51:41 pm
Well I don't see why it should be binned. There's threads like this on most forums I go on. It's sticking to topic after all.

And Cootey if that's your attitude to this job I'll sack you and bar you  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:52:11 pm
:funhatscomedown You just don't care about this pub do you?

Yea...but nobodys making mah job fulfilling

Well you can go clean the toilets, that'll give you something to do heh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 04, 2004, 05:53:16 pm
i'm gonna work on here whenever me can, s'what "workin" is all bout  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:53:21 pm
Quote
i dont know how to add to someones karma

When you get 50 posts you can do it  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 04, 2004, 05:55:08 pm
ah right, okie doke, thanks serena
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 05:56:42 pm
The coolest thing i just thought is that I can close the pub when I want hehe [lock the thread obviously]

No probs Spaz  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:56:53 pm
Quote
And Cootey if that's your attitude to this job I'll sack you and bar you  


Don't!!  :funhatscomedown



Quote
Well you can go clean the toilets, that'll give you something to do heh

Yessir!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 05:58:40 pm
Quote
Well you can go clean the toilets, that'll give you something to do heh

Yessir!


Good lad... and make sure you get all the sick up from where the drunken old guy spewed up  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 04, 2004, 05:59:29 pm
quote]eesh business be slow now  
Quote

thats cause you have to bum someone if you want a drink
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 05:59:47 pm
*officer Luke and a team of armed police barge in on a random ID raid*

*asks everyone in the pub for bribe ID*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 05:59:51 pm
Quote
Good lad... and make sure you get all the sick up from where the drunken old guy spewed up
Tut...what's steve been doing now?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 04, 2004, 06:00:19 pm
*wipes down bar* right i'm off, shall return, at some point
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 06:00:27 pm
 ::)

That's hardly expensive.

Still need a cook though.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 06:01:35 pm
*officer Luke and a team of armed police barge in on a random ID raid*

*asks everyone in the pub for bribe ID*

Does that include staff?

Who knows what he was doing to create that mess, but it mings  :-X
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 06:04:01 pm
*officer Luke and a team of armed police barge in on a random ID raid*

*asks everyone in the pub for bribe ID*

Does that include staff?

Staff are in the best position to show ID in the form of free eBeer  ;D

Busting punk ass kids is thirsty work  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 06:05:15 pm
Hello officers would you like an eBeer?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 06:08:40 pm
...and a free go on the gamecube!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 06:08:46 pm
Hello officers would you like an eBeer?

Are you offering an officer of the law a Beer whilst on duty in order for him to turn a blind eye to the dubious activities in this establishment? I ought to have this place shut down.

Make it 3 eBeers and I'll be on my way  :mikeisahomo :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 06:09:24 pm
*Serves officer Luke his beer's*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:09:26 pm
ill be cook again, as long as i dont get accused of doing rude things over food again.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 06:09:39 pm
Hello officers would you like an eBeer?

Are you offering an officer of the law a Beer whilst on duty in order for him to turn a blind eye to the dubious activities in this establishment? I ought to have this place shut down.

Make it 3 eBeers and I'll be on my way  :mikeisahomo :diandnicolebeingsly

 :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 06:09:56 pm
*throws in a packet of crisps*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 06:10:22 pm
DON'T EAT THE GARLIC SAUCE  :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 06:10:40 pm
ill be cook again, as long as i dont get accused of doing rude things over food again.

Hmm........ok but no throwing things at staff, final warning
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 06:11:04 pm
ill be cook again, as long as i dont get accused of doing rude things over food again.

What's this? Maybe I should call my buddy in the department of health and hygene.

*coughmorefreebeercough*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:11:21 pm
okies

now who wants a bacon sandwich?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:12:17 pm
okies

now who wants a bacon sandwich?

With loadsa red sauce please!

 :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 06:12:40 pm
*giggles at her own + karma*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:13:19 pm
*giggles at her own + karma*

ha

and coming right up
*gets the george foreman out*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:13:27 pm
But if i get food poisoning you may need to hide the body while Luke does his hygene inspection lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 06:14:36 pm
okies

now who wants a bacon sandwich?

With loadsa red sauce please!

 :mikeisahomo

Wouldn't ask for that in this place if I were you. Could be pretty grim  :cookytrainershavetonguesofdoom :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:14:51 pm
 ;D
bacon sandwiches for all...

*hands them out*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 06:14:57 pm
ill be cook again, as long as i dont get accused of doing rude things over food again.

What's this? Maybe I should call my buddy in the department of health and hygene.

*coughmorefreebeercough*

*gives Luke more beer*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:15:26 pm
Yeah I heard hence the food poisoning post hehe

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 06:15:58 pm
Giggles at my -karma score  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 06:16:25 pm
Well that spaff custard offers still on if anyone's wanting to try it...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 06:16:26 pm
;D
bacon sandwiches for all...

*hands them out*

Are they vertical?  :diandnicolebeingsly :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 06:16:51 pm
Well that spaff custard offers still on if anyone's wanting to try it...

beke there are police present  :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:17:04 pm
what food am i expected to make?

do we have a menu mrs.landlady?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 06:18:11 pm
Well that spaff custard offers still on if anyone's wanting to try it...

beke there are police present  :diandnicolebeingsly

oh erm yea...the spaff custard offer is still on if anyones wanting to try it  :mikeisahomo [/fixed]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:18:39 pm
what food am i expected to make?

do we have a menu mrs.landlady?

Your the cook so therefore you should get free reign to create your own menu lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:18:42 pm
;D
bacon sandwiches for all...

*hands them out*

Are they vertical?  :diandnicolebeingsly :laugh

eh?  ???
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 06:18:59 pm
what food am i expected to make?

do we have a menu mrs.landlady?

nope you can make one

btw bekes sign wins since no-one else cept cootey bothered
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 06:20:56 pm
btw bekes sign wins since no-one else cept cootey bothered

 :'( Favouratism!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:22:07 pm
right okay.

ill cook anything you like, unless it involves something that isnt ham, bacon, chicken and chips and waffles.
unless you want to die.
and no ones explianed the vertical joke
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 06:22:59 pm
;D
bacon sandwiches for all...

*hands them out*

Are they vertical?  :diandnicolebeingsly :laugh

eh?  ???

Have you never eaten a vertical bacon sandwich? I bet Beke has.   :diandnicolebeingsly :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:23:18 pm
Vertical being a dirty joke I think, I may be wrong though lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:23:49 pm
i understand now....

and dont ask  :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:24:32 pm
i understand now....

and dont ask  :P

Im not one to delve lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 06:25:44 pm
thank fuck for that ey ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:25:57 pm
 :laugh
and no im not serving vertical bacon sandwiches.

obviously prizes his sanity eh beke?  :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 06:26:01 pm
i understand now....

and dont ask  :P

Im not one to delve lol

Is that a bad pun?  :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:26:28 pm
thank fuck for that ey ;)


 :laugh :laugh :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:27:10 pm
i understand now....

and dont ask  :P

Im not one to delve lol

Is that a bad pun?  :laugh

 :lol  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 06:28:14 pm
Excuse me ladies and gentlemen but this is a pub and not for discussion of such rude and unpubworthyunlessyourdrunk topics...thankyou
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 06:28:30 pm
I've made a sign for the door or behind the bar so Beke's can hang up outside.

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:28:37 pm
Err wasnt pun intention but hey if it's worked out that way lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:29:39 pm
isnt the point of being in a pub to get drunk

is anyone hungry? cos im going to make something to eat now.

place your orders

*would like to let customers know that I accept no responsibility for food poisoning*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:29:45 pm
Excuse me ladies and gentlemen but this is a pub and not for discussion of such rude and unpubworthyunlessyourdrunk topics...thankyou

Ah yes but with all the drink you keep bribing Luke with I would say he may pass for a drunk soon hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:30:13 pm
I've made a sign for the door or behind the bar so Beke's can hang up outside.




.......do we not get to see it?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:30:35 pm
I'd love a chicken parmo if ya can make those!!!!!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 06:30:39 pm
Excuse me ladies and gentlemen but this is a pub and not for discussion of such rude and unpubworthyunlessyourdrunk topics...thankyou

But me and my armed response team are drunk on all of the free beer evidence. So its ok  :mikeisahomo

*starts using karaoke machine for target practice whilst munching on one of those tasty bacon sandwiches*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:31:35 pm
yup, coming up

*rings parkways pizza's*

might take a while
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 06:31:45 pm
(http://www.haxed.co.uk/coppermine/albums/userpics/10885/normal_haxedarms.jpg)

My sign for above the bar
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:32:35 pm
yup, coming up

*rings parkways pizza's*

might take a while

Haha don't care where ya order it from as long as it comes over the bar & looks like ya made it I wont tell trading standards lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 06:32:57 pm

*starts using karaoke machine for target practice whilst munching on one of those tasty bacon sandwiches*

No! Don't do that!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:33:02 pm
Excuse me ladies and gentlemen but this is a pub and not for discussion of such rude and unpubworthyunlessyourdrunk topics...thankyou

But me and my armed response team are drunk on all of the free beer evidence. So its ok  :mikeisahomo

*starts using karaoke machine for target practice whilst munching on one of those tasty bacon sandwiches*

w00p i make tasty bacon sandwiches.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:33:20 pm
Cool sign ~*~ Merike ~*~
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:33:34 pm
yup, coming up

*rings parkways pizza's*

might take a while

Haha don't care where ya order it from as long as it comes over the bar & looks like ya made it I wont tell trading standards lol

does that mean i have to take it out of the pizza box?  :funhatscomedown
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 06:34:14 pm
Cool sign ~*~ Merike ~*~


Thank you  :evilimu :uni :stopmoaningalex
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ikkleste on January 04, 2004, 06:34:19 pm
What ales dya serve?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 06:34:39 pm
Excuse me ladies and gentlemen but this is a pub and not for discussion of such rude and unpubworthyunlessyourdrunk topics...thankyou

But me and my armed response team are drunk on all of the free beer evidence. So its ok  :mikeisahomo

*starts using karaoke machine for target practice whilst munching on one of those tasty bacon sandwiches*

w00p i make tasty bacon sandwiches.


Hmmm..... did you put scampi in this one?   :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 06:35:23 pm
Pub is closed for a while as the landlady needs to pop out.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 06:40:56 pm
Scrap that Beke's in charge while i'm gone.....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 06:41:37 pm
Pub's back open so who wants what?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:42:35 pm
Excuse me ladies and gentlemen but this is a pub and not for discussion of such rude and unpubworthyunlessyourdrunk topics...thankyou

But me and my armed response team are drunk on all of the free beer evidence. So its ok  :mikeisahomo

*starts using karaoke machine for target practice whilst munching on one of those tasty bacon sandwiches*

w00p i make tasty bacon sandwiches.


Hmmm..... did you put scampi in this one?   :diandnicolebeingsly

theres you not getting any bacon....

and ill have a bottle of red wine (to cook with obv)  :stopmoaningalex
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 06:43:29 pm
The usual, cheers!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:44:26 pm
I'll still have a chicken parmo i'm bloody starvin', minus the box u buy it from tho please cook hehe

At least try & make it looked like a haxed bar parmo lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:44:52 pm
The usual, cheers!

im sorry we dont sell young boys
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 04, 2004, 06:45:19 pm
PIIIIIIINT o' vodka taaaaaaa

*falls over*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 06:45:48 pm
Bouncer's back 8)

But me and my armed response team are drunk on all of the free beer evidence. So its ok  :mikeisahomo

Your armed response team can't harm me - my admin rights are like a sheild of steel :mazness

Quote
*starts using karaoke machine for target practice whilst munching on one of those tasty bacon sandwiches*


Right! That's it!

/me throws Luke and any other dubious 'law enforcement' types out.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 06:46:21 pm
*sends a bottle of red wine to the kitchen for cooking purposes*

*a slap for coote*

*and a gree beer with mikeyG's parmo*

sorted  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 06:47:23 pm
PIIIIIIINT o' vodka taaaaaaa

*falls over*

*Give's Amy a pint of vodka and make's her sign an agreement that any death is her own fault*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:47:35 pm
(http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:kSpO5XJeLXMC:www.donogh.com/cooking/foodpix/chicken/parmesan.jpg)

there you go mikey (sorry it looks yucky but it tastes good)

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 06:48:10 pm
The usual, cheers!

im sorry we dont sell young boys

Reason #1 Why Cootey's bar is better than Haxed Arms  ;D :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 06:48:11 pm
thats a fucking pizza  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:48:49 pm
Beer with the parmo!!!!!

Bonus!!

 :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:49:25 pm
do you know how hard it is to find a picture of a parmo? if you can do better please feel free!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 06:50:21 pm

*a slap for coote*


What have i done now?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 04, 2004, 06:50:31 pm
PIIIIIIINT o' vodka taaaaaaa

*falls over*

*Give's Amy a pint of vodka and make's her sign an agreement that any death is her own fault*

WOOHOO!

/me downs vodka.

<drunken slur> 'Nother one please </drunken slur>
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 06:51:15 pm
*gives Amy another vodka*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:51:16 pm
do you know how hard it is to find a picture of a parmo? if you can do better please feel free!

Hey with the beers getting handed out as long as it tastes like a parmo I aint' goin to notice!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 06:51:21 pm
you ordered the usual :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:51:42 pm
(http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:YTNDsUYneUkC:members.tripod.com/~damsel2_2/v.p.JPG)

have another one free, courtesy of the asst. manageress cos this one looks better
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:52:45 pm
can i have another bottle?
red wine please
again for cooking purposes.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:53:04 pm
(http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:YTNDsUYneUkC:members.tripod.com/~damsel2_2/v.p.JPG)

have another one free, courtesy of the asst. manageress cos this one looks better

Woop I got pizza and parmo anyone want some????  There's plenty to go round hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 06:53:33 pm
no because you've only cooked a fucking parmo and theres no way that that needs red wine...you can buy it yourself next time!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 06:53:40 pm
I'll have some parmo when I go on my break  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 06:54:33 pm
Bouncer's back 8)

But me and my armed response team are drunk on all of the free beer evidence. So its ok  :mikeisahomo

Your armed response team can't harm me - my admin rights are like a sheild of steel :mazness

Quote
*starts using karaoke machine for target practice whilst munching on one of those tasty bacon sandwiches*


Right! That's it!

/me throws Luke and any other dubious 'law enforcement' types out.

*Goes back to station to do a computer check to see whether Jack is officially registered as a security officer*

*returns to pub to accept a good kicking*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:55:22 pm
thanks mez

*serves up beef dijion with red wine sauce*
*sticks tongue out at beke*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 06:55:28 pm
 * Jack's vodka levels are running dangerously low :nervous

Someone gimme a drink before the boss gets back ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:55:36 pm
can i have another bottle?
red wine please
again for cooking purposes.

No wonder I got a pizza when I ordered a parmo, the cook's pissed!!! lol

 :lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:56:14 pm
Bouncer's back 8)

But me and my armed response team are drunk on all of the free beer evidence. So its ok  :mikeisahomo

Your armed response team can't harm me - my admin rights are like a sheild of steel :mazness

Quote
*starts using karaoke machine for target practice whilst munching on one of those tasty bacon sandwiches*


Right! That's it!

/me throws Luke and any other dubious 'law enforcement' types out.

*Goes back to station to do a computer check to see whether Jack is officially registered as a security officer*

*returns to pub to accept appology bribe*

(http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:YTNDsUYneUkC:members.tripod.com/~damsel2_2/v.p.JPG)
have an eParmo officer
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 06:57:04 pm
* Jack's vodka levels are running dangerously low :nervous

Someone gimme a drink before the boss gets back ;D

Single vodka and coke...have a break your doing a good job
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:57:11 pm
*gives jack vodka


and im not pissed, just extremely stressed
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 06:57:26 pm
Rach, don't bother with the Parmo for Luke - he ain't getting in 8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 06:58:18 pm
*gives jack vodka


and im not pissed, just extremely stressed

So get some help for your kitchen to save you stressin', stress isnt nice
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:58:48 pm
do you want it?
you and mez can share on your break
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 06:58:52 pm
(http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:YTNDsUYneUkC:members.tripod.com/~damsel2_2/v.p.JPG)
have an eParmo officer

And a pint to wash it down
(http://www.emigrantadvice.ie/pint.gif)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 06:59:11 pm
*gives jack vodka


and im not pissed, just extremely stressed

So get some help for your kitchen to save you stressin', stress isnt nice

dont complain you got free parmo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 06:59:44 pm
Rach, don't bother with the Parmo for Luke - he ain't getting in 8)

My police dog say otherwise.

*directs angry dog in direction of Jack's nuts, but it turns round and mauls Luke*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 06:59:55 pm
do you want it?
you and mez can share on your break

Eeeeeeeeey  :mikeisahomo  8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 07:00:23 pm
I know I was just looking out for the staff so that the great parmo standard is maintained hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:01:18 pm
Rach, don't bother with the Parmo for Luke - he ain't getting in 8)

My police dog say otherwise.

*directs angry dog in direction of Jack's nuts*

(http://www.bestoffrederick.com/dorsey/steak.jpg)
*distracts dog
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 07:01:19 pm
Police officer luke why not try our special for this week...green beer
(http://www.mailameal.com/jpgs/bar/green-beer.jpg)

Get's you just as pissed as the normal piss looking stuff  :mikeisahomo

Oh yea bar staff a warning...stop with the free drinks!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 07:02:30 pm
Heh .,.. dunno why you're bothered about him - the dog hurt him more than me...


.. and I've actually tried green beer - very sweet taste (for a beer, that is).
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 07:03:21 pm
Police officer luke why not try our special for this week...green beer
(http://www.mailameal.com/jpgs/bar/green-beer.jpg)

Get's you just as pissed as the normal piss looking stuff  :mikeisahomo

Oh yea bar staff a warning...stop with the free drinks!

If I can get past you're power crazed door staff then I'll have a try  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:03:49 pm
any one want food?

*cook is bored
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:04:38 pm
*Purchases a dark board an d pool table *
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 07:04:41 pm
If I can get past you're power crazed door staff then I'll have a try  :mikeisahomo

Oh, no problem, I'll sort you out.

/me throws green beer in Luke's face (in the street).

Taste good?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:06:00 pm
*Purchases a dark board an d pool table *
You going to get a dart board to go with that dark board?  ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:06:14 pm
If I can get past you're power crazed door staff then I'll have a try  :mikeisahomo

Oh, no problem, I'll sort you out.

/me throws green beer in Luke's face (in the street).

Taste good?

tut tut jack...thats a police officer
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 07:07:16 pm
tut tut jack...thats a police officer

No it's not, it's just some street bum trying to scam free drinks... I've seen those fake police IDs before.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 07:07:53 pm
If I can get past you're power crazed door staff then I'll have a try  :mikeisahomo

Oh, no problem, I'll sort you out.

/me throws green beer in Luke's face (in the street).

Taste good?

Oh its like that is it?

*breaks extendable baton and unleashes a trickle of police incompetence on Jack*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:08:36 pm
tut tut jack...thats a police officer

No it's not, it's just some street bum trying to scam free drinks... I've seen those fake police IDs before.

in your pocket?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:09:08 pm
/me enters the pub
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:10:00 pm
parmo is a speciality, but dont eat the bacon  :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 07:10:13 pm
tut tut jack...thats a police officer

No it's not, it's just some street bum trying to scam free drinks... I've seen those fake police IDs before.

in your pocket?

After I took it off him, yeah - ain't had time to put it on the wall of shame yet.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 07:10:23 pm
Officer luke could you please stop attacking my bouncer, he was trying to do his job, sorry for any inconvenience.

*Takes jack out of work for a couple of hours to recover the beaing*

*Gives officer luke a free green beer*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:11:13 pm
Tee, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask to see some ID...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 07:11:54 pm
Officer luke could you please stop attacking my bouncer, he was trying to do his job, sorry for any inconvenience.

*Takes jack out of work for a couple of hours to recover the beaing*

What beating??

.. didn't you realise you'd employed a major deity as a bouncer?  :cheersrach
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 07:11:55 pm
/me enters the pub

*pub falls silent*

Whispers of: "what's she doing here.... walkabout is down the road"
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 07:11:56 pm
Tee, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask to see some ID...

 :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:12:19 pm
/me shows Mez her 'ID', and avoids eye-contact


Double Archers and lemonade please Beke ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 07:12:55 pm
*serves Tee*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 07:13:05 pm
/me enters the pub

*pub falls silent*

Whispers of: "what's she doing here.... walkabout is down the road"

Lol .. you can go in now - but no free drink & I'll be keeping my eye on you.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:13:07 pm
/me enters the pub

*pub falls silent*

Whispers of: "what's she doing here.... walkabout is down the road"

 :laugh :laugh :laugh


 :nosmile :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:13:18 pm
Officer luke could you please stop attacking my bouncer, he was trying to do his job, sorry for any inconvenience.

*Takes jack out of work for a couple of hours to recover the beaing*

*Gives officer luke a free green beer*

*gives jack a parmo for his recovery
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 07:13:51 pm
I'm back!

No more alcohol for any staff.  :angry

Fake police officers can stop trying to get free beers.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 07:14:07 pm
*gives jack a parmo for his recovery

Ugh! what you trying to do?? Kill me? :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:14:07 pm
Quote
You going to get a dart board to go with that dark board?
aye
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:14:17 pm
but no free drink

What sort of pub is this?!

/me considers going to the Acklam instead
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 07:14:20 pm
Thank fuck your back I thought my head was gunna fall off :nosmile
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:14:52 pm
*gives jack a parmo for his recovery

Ugh! what you trying to do?? Kill me? :nervous

no *Avoids eye contact
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:16:28 pm
What sort of pub is this?!

A virtual one...
I'll have that parmo if it's up for grabs (as long as it's chicken)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 07:17:08 pm
but no free drink

What sort of pub is this?!

/me considers going to the Acklam instead

Just cos there's no crocs on the walls....  ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:17:22 pm
So, you know what a parmo is now? ???
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:17:30 pm
What sort of pub is this?!

A virtual one...
I'll have that parmo if it's up for grabs (as long as it's chicken)

*gives merike parmo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 07:17:31 pm
I'll have that parmo if it's up for grabs (as long as it's chicken)

Dunno, but it's got congealed bovine lactation all over it :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:18:10 pm
I'll have that parmo if it's up for grabs (as long as it's chicken)

Dunno, but it's got congealed bovine lactation all over it :-\

cheese you mean?  ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:18:32 pm
but no free drink

What sort of pub is this?!

/me considers going to the Acklam instead

Just cos there's no crocs on the walls....  ::)

Did I miss that aspect of the Acklam before? :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:19:01 pm
Yup I do, cheers Rachael
And eurgh Jack  :-X please don't put me off my food, I'm hungry
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 07:20:11 pm
I'll have that parmo if it's up for grabs (as long as it's chicken)

Dunno, but it's got congealed bovine lactation all over it :-\

Don't talk about Rachael like that..... she's doing her best in an under staffed kitchen  :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:20:13 pm
/me takes empty glass back to the bar

Got any Dooleys?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:20:14 pm
any one want feeding?
cos im bored :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 07:20:15 pm
Can't believe anyone eats that stuff ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:20:35 pm
Thank fuck your back I thought my head was gunna fall off :nosmile

It did
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 07:20:59 pm
*declares Mez barmaid of the evening*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:21:26 pm
Get this entertainment sorted Cootster
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:21:27 pm
I'll have that parmo if it's up for grabs (as long as it's chicken)

Dunno, but it's got congealed bovine lactation all over it :-\

Don't talk about Rachael like that..... she's doing her best in an under staffed kitchen  :laugh

i am a master chef muahahaha :gomikego
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:22:10 pm
*declares Mez barmaid of the evening*
do i get cook of the evening?  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 07:23:05 pm
hmm .. the boss has barred me from having drinks

Look Over there -------------------->>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

/me retrieves Amy's unattended pint of 'water' ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 07:23:20 pm
don't be stupid you got pissed and cooked pizza instead of parmo ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:23:41 pm
*declares Mez barmaid of the evening*

Woo!!  :siandklinewendyhousekingsandgolfmasters

Yeah Tee, want apple sours with that?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:24:22 pm
Uhh... yeh ok, why not eh? ;D

Make that Dooleys on ice :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:24:56 pm
Get this entertainment sorted Cootster
There's a gamecube, a pool table, a dart board, a kareoke machine...and i've just purchased a pinball table...have fun!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:25:14 pm
One toffee apple on ice coming up
/me makes Tee's drink and gives her it,
erm, pay please  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 07:25:20 pm
What time does the pub close? Beke wants to get hammered  :cheersrach
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:26:04 pm
don't be stupid you got pissed and cooked pizza instead of parmo ::)

doesnt make me a bad cook....it was a nice pizza
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:26:56 pm
One toffee apple on ice coming up
/me makes Tee's drink and gives her it,
erm, pay please  ;D

How about I drink this and don't bitchslap you? ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 07:27:48 pm
How about I drink this and don't bitchslap you? ;)
*coughs* .. I think you should pay for your drinks, don;t you? :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:28:03 pm
stop being impertinant or you'll be thrown out
*retreats to kitchen before tee hurts me
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:29:50 pm
/me reluctantly bums Mez and sips at her drink

Surely this is illegal? :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:29:55 pm
I think it would be a good idea too Jack. [spoiler]How about a penalty if people drink but don't pay?[/spoiler]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:30:22 pm
BTW: Serena is the Kareoke king for today...she gets a free pint!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 07:30:40 pm
Surely this is illegal? :nervous

How can it be? We ain't been shut down yet ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 07:31:19 pm
stop being impertinant or you'll be thrown out
*retreats to kitchen before tee hurts me

Don'y worry the pizza I got before the parmo was great, then the parmo and free beer made up for the mistake lol

Cook rules!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:31:31 pm
what time do i finish?
*wants vodka
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:31:34 pm
Surely this is illegal? :nervous

How can it be? We ain't been shut down yet ;D

 ::) Just you wait
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 07:32:04 pm
Surely this is illegal? :nervous

How can it be? We ain't been shut down yet ;D

Only cos I have no power here.  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 07:32:10 pm
What time does the pub close? Beke wants to get hammered  :cheersrach
Beke's finished fo the evening then
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:32:12 pm
stop being impertinant or you'll be thrown out
*retreats to kitchen before tee hurts me

Don'y worry the pizza I got before the parmo was great, then the parmo and free beer made up for the mistake lol

Cook rules!!!

w00p
finally someone agrees with me
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 07:32:58 pm
::) Just you wait

Wait for what - this place is operating well within the laws of the land ;D

/me gulps vodka water
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:33:50 pm
 :ninja I'll think of something
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:34:05 pm
I'm organising a pool tournement...names please.

: Fulla (gone home)
: Tee
: mikeyG


..Who else?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:34:48 pm
I'm organising a pool tournement...names please.

im game once ive finished
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:35:23 pm
What's the prize?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 07:35:28 pm
Im up for pool games, i can play when not drunk hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:36:11 pm
What's the prize?

parmo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:36:37 pm
Prize = all the losers have to bum ya

Fulla...what time ya finish?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:36:41 pm
Im up for pool games, i can play when not drunk hehe

 ::) Yeh, me too
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:37:35 pm
Prize = all the losers have to bum ya

Fulla...what time ya finish?

ask serena
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 07:38:22 pm
Rach you'e off for the evening now, no more more food served
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:39:21 pm
Anyone need serving?  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 07:39:38 pm
thank you
 night all
*waves and leaves
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 07:39:40 pm
If needs be I can whip up bacon sarnies (with plenty of PeriPeri) :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 07:39:56 pm
Im so gonna win if the prize is cooks parmo!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:40:22 pm
Anyone need serving?  :evilimu

A chilled smirnoff ice please..

Red please. None of this black malarky :-X
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:40:54 pm
Would you like a straw with that?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:40:54 pm
thank you
 night all
*waves and leaves

But you said
Quote
im game once ive finished

 :angry
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:42:37 pm
Would you like a straw with that?

 ;D Yuh huh

Merci beaucoup
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:42:51 pm
Im so gonna win if the prize is cooks parmo!!!

Cook's gone home  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:44:18 pm
Would you like a straw with that?

 ;D Yuh huh

Merci beaucoup

/me hands Tee a red Smirnoff Ice with a black straw  :alex
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 07:44:24 pm
*officer Luke leaves pub to go for tea to continue busting punk ass kids*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:45:08 pm
Im so gonna win if the prize is cooks parmo!!!

Cook's gone home  :-\

Meh, suppose you can have the parmo she gave me which I haven't eaten yet.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 07:45:47 pm
Yeah but cook can still do me a winners parmo when she returns lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:46:02 pm
PEople complain that there's no entertainment, then don't join in when i get some  >:(
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:47:06 pm
Quote
Yeah but cook can still do me a winners parmo when she returns lol


Not if there's only two people in the tournement  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:47:08 pm
/me grabs a pool cue and chalk and smears blue lines all over Cootey's face for moaning
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:48:37 pm
/me grabs a pool cue and chalk and smears blue lines all over Cootey's face for moaning

 :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:48:39 pm
Fine...

Final = Tee vs mikeyG

*Flips coin*...tee, call in the air...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 07:48:59 pm
Haha Tee joins the ranks, 3 players now!!!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:49:49 pm
Anyone want a drink?  :evilimu
*washes glasses while she's not serving*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:51:53 pm
Umm.... uhh...  :evilimu.... Heads
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:53:00 pm
Sorry...tails; mikeyG to break
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:53:03 pm
Anyone want a drink?  :evilimu
*washes glasses while she's not serving*

No, but have you got any skips? :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:54:02 pm
Anyone want a drink?  :evilimu
*washes glasses while she's not serving*

No, but have you got any skips? :)

Prawn cocktail ones?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:54:28 pm
Sorry...tails; mikeyG to break

Cunt
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 07:55:13 pm
Anyone want a drink?  :evilimu
*washes glasses while she's not serving*

No, but have you got any skips? :)

Prawn cocktail ones?

Yeps ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:56:26 pm
/me hands over the skips to Tee
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:56:51 pm
Can i have a tequila? (dunno if i spelled that right)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 07:57:28 pm
Aye, want anything with it or just a straight shot?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 04, 2004, 07:58:13 pm
hmm .. the boss has barred me from having drinks

Look Over there -------------------->>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

/me retrieves Amy's unattended pint of 'water' ;D

LK regains consciousness.

OY!

/me wraps a pool cue round Jack's head.

Can I have another pint of vodka? Please? With a cherry in it?  
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 07:59:18 pm
Just the salt and LIME not lemon
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 07:59:56 pm
Barstaff I need a really strong drink, recommendations please???????????

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:00:11 pm
/me gives Amy her pint of vodka and a cherry and gives Cootey his tequila with LIME and salt
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 08:01:09 pm
Barstaff I need a really strong drink, recommendations please???????????



I'm waiting for you to start our game :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:01:09 pm
Barstaff I need a really strong drink, recommendations please???????????

Absinthe?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:01:09 pm
Suggests a pint of vodka like amy
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 08:01:16 pm
hmm .. the boss has barred me from having drinks

Look Over there -------------------->>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

/me retrieves Amy's unattended pint of 'water' ;D

LK regains consciousness.

OY!

 :o .. :laugh

Shouldn't fall over so easily then :P

Hmm.. this might help ...
(http://www.atnrc.org/r+d/rd_motor/harness/climbing_harness.jpg)

.. just clip it to the bar .. *there* and *there* .. no more falling down ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 08:01:22 pm
I hope you lot have bummed Mez fo all these drinks????
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:02:25 pm
cook is back

and im still up for pool

and ill have a purple reef please mez
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:02:26 pm
Yeah damn you lot I need paying.
Beke, thought you'd finished for the night?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 04, 2004, 08:03:13 pm
hmm .. the boss has barred me from having drinks

Look Over there -------------------->>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

/me retrieves Amy's unattended pint of 'water' ;D

LK regains consciousness.

OY!

 :o .. :laugh

Shouldn't fall over so easily then :P

Hmm.. this might help ...
(http://www.atnrc.org/r+d/rd_motor/harness/climbing_harness.jpg)

.. just clip it to the bar .. *there* and *there* .. no more falling down ;D

Eeeyyyyyyyyyy...
/me attaches self to bar.

More vodka please.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 08:03:45 pm
I hope you lot have bummed Mez fo all these drinks????

"Sorry, you can't repeat an action within the wait time. You must wait 24 hours"
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 08:04:15 pm
Breaks 2 start game with Tee

Barstaff i'll have a pint of vodka & an absinthe then please!!!!  I can pay!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:04:39 pm
I had finished for the night...doesn't mean I can't make suggestions, sit in the bar and drink ;D I said I wanted to get hammered...I'll have 3 triple vodka and coke's and some nice cocktail thats gunna put me on my arse  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:04:45 pm
Yeah damn you lot I need paying.
Beke, thought you'd finished for the night?

Ta for paying whoever just paid  :mikeisahomo
/me gets a Purple Reef out of the fridge and hands it to Rachael along with a black straw
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 08:05:07 pm

and im still up for pool


Well...mikeyG and Tee are playing now...you can play winner
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 08:05:08 pm
 ;D Keep giving Mike drinks and then I stand a slight chance of winning
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 08:05:12 pm
I hope you lot have bummed Mez fo all these drinks????

"Sorry, you can't repeat an action within the wait time. You must wait 24 hours"

As long as you've bummed her once, after that you cam bum me, then Jack, then the rest of the staff  :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:05:46 pm
twas me who paid

and i want a pink straw
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 08:06:36 pm
Today...i've been bummed 3 times and bitchslapped 102 times  ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:06:59 pm
I also paid...merike and serena as i am drinking a lot ;D erm yea...where's my drinks bitch? :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:07:05 pm
Today...i've been bummed 3 times and bitchslapped 102 times  ::)

103  :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 08:07:30 pm
 :laugh Well done Cootey :mikeisahomo

/me giggles at Mike's attempt of a break and takes her turn
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 08:07:42 pm
It was me that paid!!!!!!!!!!!

Couldn't really order what i did and not pay, those are pricey drinks!

lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 08:08:16 pm
Today...i've been bummed 3 times and bitchslapped 102 times  ::)

 :laugh .. telling the bouncer that he's doing a crap job ain't the best idea in the world ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:09:30 pm
 :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
now now jack, be nice
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 08:10:40 pm
*sigh*

Doesn't everyonecknows the rules on karma?

Each user can modify each other users karma once a day.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:10:59 pm
Sorry about your wait Beke, was trying to think of a nice cocktail for you
/me hands Beke her 3 triple V+C's and gives her an orgasm

[spoiler]Orgasm

2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Amaretto
2 oz. Kahlua
2 oz. Light Cream [/spoiler]

/me hands Rach a pink   straw
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 08:11:21 pm
Yeah very true Jack, not a great piece of wisdom hehe

 :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:12:07 pm
/me and gives her an orgasm

That sounds so wrong :nosmile
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 08:12:10 pm
Today...i've been bummed 3 times and bitchslapped 102 times  ::)

 :laugh .. telling the bouncer that he's doing a crap job ain't the best idea in the world ;)

I knew it would have been you
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:13:04 pm
/me and gives her an orgasm

That sounds so wrong :nosmile

dont complain
can i have an orgasm please mez?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 08:13:09 pm
:laugh Well done Cootey :mikeisahomo

/me giggles at Mike's attempt of a break and takes her turn

/me pots 2 reds and then the white...

/me waits for Mike
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:15:20 pm
/me gives Rachael an orgasm
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 08:15:37 pm
*Remembers that i win a cook's parmo for this game and pots 4 yellows b4 missing a stoopidly easy pot as the vodka kicks in*

 :angry
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:15:55 pm
well.....
eAbsinthe competition anyone?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:17:07 pm
If I wasn't working I would... but I'm working so nopes sorry Rach
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 08:17:16 pm
/me chalks her cue and pots 3 reds and a yellow :(

/me uses Jedi Mind Trick to convince Mike to pot the black
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:17:23 pm
/me falls off chair
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:18:41 pm
/me falls off chair

*picks beke up, and steals a fag
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:18:47 pm
I'll play rach...when i can sit up straight *nods*

how about you get the first round in and i'll be fine by then  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 08:19:03 pm
*Bums Serena coz she gave me a chance to ad 80 odd posts to mah name  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 08:19:23 pm
/me chalks her cue and pots 3 reds and a yellow :(

/me uses Jedi Mind Trick to convince Mike to pot the black

Jedi fails, takes up the cue & pots the last two yellows and still has two shots left, sets up the black with the first then pots it, thus earning a cook's parmo woop!!!!

 :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 08:20:22 pm
 :( Cheater
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 08:21:02 pm
*Bums Serena coz she gave me a chance to ad 80 odd posts to mah name  :mikeisahomo

/me waits for Cootey to get owned
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 08:21:12 pm
/me tries out the stupid red star thing
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 08:21:23 pm
:( Cheater

Err no its being careful on the black so i dont lose tha parmo!

 :lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:21:31 pm
*Bums Serena coz she gave me a chance to ad 80 odd posts to mah name  :mikeisahomo

/me waits for Cootey to get owned

what she said...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:22:45 pm
Oi rach wheres this round of drinks? I was ready to play then aswell...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:23:02 pm
I'll play rach...when i can sit up straight *nods*

how about you get the first round in and i'll be fine by then  :mikeisahomo

10 eAbsinthe please mez...in a row

and a parmo for mikey
(http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:YTNDsUYneUkC:members.tripod.com/~damsel2_2/v.p.JPG)

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 08:24:11 pm
Woop good job im hungry that's a pizza and 2 parmo's now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:24:24 pm
I know for a fact I can do this *nods* five is nothing...i've done it before...just what you need to wake you up from passing out, a shot of absinthe :D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:24:56 pm
/me lines up 10 shots of absinthe on the bar for Rach and Beke
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 08:25:48 pm
/me says her goodbyes and leaves
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:26:55 pm
Bye Tee *waves*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 04, 2004, 08:27:27 pm
*Cootey collects the Gamecube, the pool cues and the darts that he purchased with his own money, and goes home....


Might be back later buds
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 04, 2004, 08:27:44 pm
mmm thirsty so i'll have a double vodka shot n hmmm, for food i'll have... erm, do you do jaffa cakes? :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 04, 2004, 08:28:01 pm
*walks into the bar*

I just found this baby behind the nunnery does anyone have breasts?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:28:36 pm
* downs 5 shots of absinthe

beat that bitch

*throws up

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:29:03 pm
Serena's will feed it...she always said she bought enough milk to keep the bar going for the next 2 months  :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 04, 2004, 08:29:17 pm
A round of drinks for everyone it's on me! :D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:30:11 pm
*downs 5 shots of absinthe*

*stands up*

Woo you threw up, can I have another one Merike?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:30:41 pm
/me gets Shalashaska his double vodka shot
Shop round the corner sells Jaffa Cakes  :mikeisahomo
Don't forget to pay me
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 08:30:53 pm
Time to leave i've eaten way too much!!!!

Was worth it though, may return but probably not 2night lol

Bye all *waves*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:31:35 pm
Woo you threw up, can I have another one Merike?

Of course you can Beke, here *hands another shot of absinthe over*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:31:36 pm
*waves*

*falls over*

*shouts from floor* My shot of absinthe there yet?

EDIT:

Woo nice one *downs shot* *passes out*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:31:55 pm
*walks into the bar*

I just found this baby behind the nunnery does anyone have breasts?

here (http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:foQKeHS5CwcC:24.121.15.74/nazbr/art/breasts.jpg)

borrow mine
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 04, 2004, 08:33:34 pm
wait you gotta pay too :| *opens wallet as a moth flys out*

aha... the funniest thing happend... a wearwolf from out of space seems to of stolen my money... aha... ok do you take credit card?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:34:31 pm
No, payment by bumming I'm afraid
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:35:35 pm
can i have a bottle of bud please....then ill take my leave
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 04, 2004, 08:35:43 pm
Done...  :mikeisahomo

Ok... I'm off for Jaffa Cakes!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:36:44 pm
ive bummed all the staff...do i get my bud as wages?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:37:22 pm
why am i e-drunk?!!!!

i tried to bum mez again and it came up upside down....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:38:08 pm
aye i know i've just been upside down a minute ago...was well weird :-\ thought i'd passed out again  :wtf
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 08:38:08 pm
You don't expect to down 10 shots of e-absinthe without any effects do you? ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:39:29 pm
this is gettin annoying...makes me dizzy
i thought it was the 151...but no its jack being clever
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 08:39:39 pm
A round of drinks for everyone it's on me! :D

Woo you gotta bum all the staff for that heh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:39:55 pm
is this only happening to me and rach? cos i'm quite scared :nosmile
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 04, 2004, 08:40:22 pm
*puts baby on counter*

can I have 10 times my own weight of absinthe please?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:41:04 pm
we did drink an awful lot of absinthe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 08:41:16 pm
Anyone else wanna try the e-absinthe?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 08:41:18 pm
*puts baby on counter*

can I have 10 times my own weight of absinthe please?

You got to bum a lot of people for that ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 04, 2004, 08:41:41 pm
Anyone else wanna try the e-absinthe?

aye. Pint please.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:41:55 pm
*puts baby on counter*

can I have 10 times my own weight of absinthe please?

you'll end up e-drunk with an upside down browser
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 08:43:06 pm
Anyone else wanna try the e-absinthe?

aye. Pint please.

There you go ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:43:12 pm
Sorry, went to wash hands, baby threw up on me  :nosmile

/me gets everyone their orders

What was upsidedown?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:43:17 pm
hehe I wish drunkness was easily solved with a mirror like i just used *giggles*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 08:43:28 pm
Anyone else wanna try the e-absinthe?

*officer luke enters

I'm off duty no so I'll have one  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 08:44:15 pm
I'm glad I'm not dinking I just saw Mike's screen!  :o
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 04, 2004, 08:44:42 pm
can I have a fish flavoured lager please?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 04, 2004, 08:44:43 pm
its sooooo annoying
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 04, 2004, 08:45:20 pm
AARRRRRRRRRGGGHHH FUCKING HELL :funhatscomedown

*wibble*

Fuck it...gimme more o this stuff  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:45:54 pm
have you got a mirror anywhere near your pooter? use a mirror and the readit looking into the mirror at the screen  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:46:16 pm
can I have a fish flavoured lager please?


/me puts a trout into a pint glass then pours lager on top  :P and hands it to Mike and gives Amy more drink
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 04, 2004, 08:47:58 pm
still waiting for this damn lager :P

man i've had to many absinthes didnt see that sorry love
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 04, 2004, 08:48:28 pm
WOO-HOOOOOO!

*thud*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:49:04 pm
still waiting for this damn lager :P

man i've had to many absinthes didnt see that sorry love

S'okay mate  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 08:49:08 pm
*wonders what all the fuss is about*

This stuff's having no effect on me  :wtf
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:50:37 pm
*wonders what all the fuss is about*

This stuff's having no effect on me  :wtf

You must not be cool enough then or something like that
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:51:12 pm
You gojt anhyh voodkas/.

I'l;;l habve a mpint plkease

[/drunk]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 08:51:13 pm
WOO-HOOOOOO!

*thud*

*Warns Amy not to be too drunk in public...*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: *~Hels~* on January 04, 2004, 08:51:37 pm
*walks into the haxed arms*






*gets confused and leaves*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 04, 2004, 08:52:41 pm
I don't get why I started off with pints then I went onto halfs now i'm on shots but i'm still getting more drunk....... since when was it the less you drink the more drunk you get?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:52:55 pm
Hmm, Beke not sure if I should keep giving you these drinks... /me gives her vodka anyway
Hi Hels.... Bye Hels...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:53:23 pm
Woo...i've figured this one out aswell jack...thank fuck for mirrors ey ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:53:47 pm
I don't get why I started off with pints then I went onto halfs now i'm on shots but i'm still getting more drunk....... since when was it the less you drink the more drunk you get?

Since you came into this here pub
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:55:06 pm
Dude it's the haxed arms...anythings possible  :fashr0x0rs

Thanx merike :D /me Downs pint of vodka
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 04, 2004, 08:55:10 pm
Hmmm.... it says I'm edrunk but I'm not feeling the effects.... someone give me another shot  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 08:56:21 pm
No problem Beke  :mikeisahomo
/me hands Luke another shot
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 04, 2004, 08:57:53 pm
WOO-HOOOOOO!

*thud*

*Warns Amy not to be too drunk in public...*

It's okay...I'm still strapped to the bar ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 08:58:58 pm
hahahaha  :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Razman on January 04, 2004, 09:03:09 pm
*walks in*

Can i have a pint of lager please  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:05:01 pm
Mez are you ok still serving? I can take over vif you want a break?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:05:24 pm
I guess so  :P
/me pours David a pint

Heh, considering we only opened today:

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Wooo im the first to do this :P 397
Current top 5 songs 366
The "What do you do...?" Game 351
 
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:05:52 pm
Mez are you ok still serving? I can take over vif you want a break?

I'm okay for a while  :mikeisahomo

Edit: actually could you take over for a bit please?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:06:43 pm
/me walks in

Allo again..


Can I have 4 shots of eAbsinthe and an empty bucket please? ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Razman on January 04, 2004, 09:07:04 pm
thankiess

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 09:07:15 pm
Well Beke's absolutely hammered so I think I should maybe leave the pub for a bit *nods* Shall be at work maybe later Serena  :) night all *waves*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:08:10 pm
Wow lucky I found this empty thead space to open apub in business is booming  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 04, 2004, 09:08:11 pm
can I have a shandy? so nice
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 04, 2004, 09:13:31 pm
solved the eDrunk thing....

[Rachael]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:14:08 pm
Mez, have you quit/passed out or summet? :huh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 04, 2004, 09:14:44 pm
woo-hoooo!

I'm so e-drunk I've mastered the skill of reading back to front.

 :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: cowgirlstyle on January 04, 2004, 09:15:13 pm
could i please have a fruit juice and a vitamin injection? i am dying.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:15:18 pm
*serves Tee*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:16:20 pm
Thanks... *gives payment*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:16:35 pm
could i please have a fruit juice and a vitamin injection? i am dying.
Heres an orange juice don't allow needles here sorry
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 04, 2004, 09:17:46 pm
could i please have a fruit juice and a vitamin injection? i am dying.
Heres an orange juice don't allow needles here sorry

round the back in 5......

[rach]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:17:54 pm
/me throws a tub of multi-vitamins to Angi
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 04, 2004, 09:18:20 pm
can I have shandy please?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:19:00 pm
could i please have a fruit juice and a vitamin injection? i am dying.
Heres an orange juice don't allow needles here sorry

round the back in 5......

[rach]

Warns Rach...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Alex in wonderland on January 04, 2004, 09:19:22 pm
This is my first time in the haxed arms hehe..im like a new face hee can i have a wolfwistle off someone as i have my cleavage out hehe.. :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:20:28 pm
can I have shandy please?

Here ya go  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 04, 2004, 09:20:29 pm
 :mikeisahomo [size=25]nice jugs love[/size]
 *cant whistle

[Rach]

sorry serena was only joking
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Alex in wonderland on January 04, 2004, 09:22:52 pm
Wahooo i want a white russian cos they rock :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:24:00 pm
Wahooo i want a white russian cos they rock :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper

Coming right up......That'll be a bumming please  ;D

Anyone seen mez????
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 04, 2004, 09:25:21 pm
how long before my e-drunk thing wears off?
then do i get an e-hangover?

*stops giving jack ideas......

shes away on msn...so is prob eating or peeing

[rach]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 04, 2004, 09:26:05 pm
hmm this  shandy's all head :( I want less head and more body
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:26:52 pm
Trippy as fuck :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: x_RawR_GrrL_x on January 04, 2004, 09:26:57 pm
can i have a coke?  :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:27:02 pm
hmm this  shandy's all head :( I want less head and more body

*Stops giving Mike so much head*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:27:47 pm
 ::) Liar
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:28:10 pm
can i have a coke?  :diandnicolebeingsly
Here ya go, one bumming please   :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 04, 2004, 09:28:15 pm
hmm this  shandy's all head :( I want less head and more body

*Stops giving Mike so much head*

 :o :-[
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 04, 2004, 09:28:31 pm
(http://www.porn-pig.com/fat-sex/fat-sex-3.jpg)

enough body for you?

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 04, 2004, 09:29:11 pm
(http://www.porn-pig.com/fat-sex/fat-sex-3.jpg)

enough body for you?



too much body too much head TOO MUCH BEAVER
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:29:27 pm
Rach no semi naked people allowed in the pub thanks
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:30:03 pm
Back, went in the shower sorry
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: x_RawR_GrrL_x on January 04, 2004, 09:30:20 pm
can i have a coke?  :diandnicolebeingsly
Here ya go, one bumming please   :mikeisahomo

Paid  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 04, 2004, 09:30:58 pm
he asked for more body....
just giving the public what they want

[rach]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:31:24 pm
Thanks Tink.

So anyone got any gossip and stuff?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:31:32 pm
he asked for more body....
just giving the public what they want

[rach]

Well it ain't what the staff want  :-X
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 04, 2004, 09:32:00 pm
serena my cok needs more head............ coke sorry
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:33:22 pm
serena my cok needs more head............ coke sorry

When did I give you a coke?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: x_RawR_GrrL_x on January 04, 2004, 09:33:40 pm
*leans over and says to the land lady*

i heard that slut britney spears got married, as a puplicity stunt  :diandnicolebeingsly oh yes its true
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:34:04 pm
 :wtf Really?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:34:53 pm
Yup I heard the same thing, was to a close friend in a Las Vegas chapel I think *nods*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 04, 2004, 09:35:02 pm
serena my cok needs more head............ coke sorry

When did I give you a coke?

exactly I don't have a coke so it has no head therefore it needs more head keep up toots
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:35:15 pm
*leans over and says to the land lady*

i heard that slut britney spears got married, as a puplicity stunt  :diandnicolebeingsly oh yes its true

Really? My goodness..who to?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: x_RawR_GrrL_x on January 04, 2004, 09:35:57 pm
yes, its true,  i heard it on the radio, apparently its an old school friend
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:36:00 pm
Surely it'd be a better, more successful publicity stunt if people knew about it? ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 04, 2004, 09:36:08 pm
Quote
Quote from: -Tinks- on Today at 09:33:40pm
*leans over and says to the land lady*

i heard that slut britney spears got married, as a puplicity stunt   oh yes its true
 
 

Really? My goodness..who to?

me!!!!! muahahaha  :laugh :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 04, 2004, 09:36:33 pm
Gossip..hmm...how about:

   Amy's going to fail her degree if she doesn't stop getting e-drunk in the Haxed Arms, and goes to finish off her essay due in tomorrow...?

Hee...oopsy....someone want to unstrap me from the bar?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 09:37:32 pm
Shall we get a shopping trolly to wheel you home in?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:37:33 pm
/me reluctantly unstraps Amy and watches her tumble over
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:38:41 pm
Bye bye Amy you have to finish that now I don't wanna be the cause of you failing
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:40:12 pm
/me drinks some coffee and sobers up... and is therefore not e-drunk anymore...*cough*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:41:02 pm
Where did you get the coffee from?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:42:11 pm
 :ninja I was told you don't sell coffee by uhhh... Rachael... so I brought some of my own in a flask
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:43:37 pm
yeah yeah, likely story Teresa  :monocle  :P Bringing your own drinks into a pub eeeesh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:44:02 pm
So, you do sell coffee?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:44:19 pm
Hmm *glares at Tee* stop brining your own beverages here.

*thinks*

*Buys coffee machine fo people to use.*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: x_RawR_GrrL_x on January 04, 2004, 09:44:24 pm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm can i have a double vodka and coke this time?

So people, what do you know, owt or nowt?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:44:46 pm
We could do. There's a kettle, mug and a jar of coffee behind here  8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:45:15 pm
/me gives Tink her double vodka and coke
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:45:44 pm
/me realises she doesn't have a drink

 :cheesy Double vodka and pineapple thank you
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:45:56 pm
*Serves Tee*

heh I know why Mez disappeared for so long :ninja
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:46:20 pm
We could do. There's a kettle, mug and a jar of coffee behind here  8)

Keep up ::) Your boss already bought a coffee machine ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:46:55 pm
*Serves Tee*

heh I know why Mez disappeared for so long :ninja

Cheers..

..and do tell :D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:47:02 pm
I went in the shower Serena I said that  :P
Meh I cant read
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:48:54 pm
I went in the shower Serena I said that  :P
Meh I cant read

That's what you tell us......did anyone notivce Jack hasn't been here for a while?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:49:40 pm
Yeh, but he must be about because he noticed that I was sober now

Edit: Or I could be totally wrong :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:49:51 pm
Aye, he's gone. Maybe he's beating that fake police officer up with a big stick  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 09:50:47 pm
I'm still here ::)

... & the peeps who are drunk don't halfknow it ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:51:34 pm
Ah so you are... didn't notice you there sorry. You should move about more you were blending in with the decor
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 09:52:17 pm
Stealth = me  :ninja :ninja :ninja :ninja :ninja :ninja :ninja :ninja
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 04, 2004, 09:52:21 pm
I have photos of jack and mez :O

(http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/9893/mez50.JPG)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:53:11 pm
Which one am I meant to be Mike?  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:53:13 pm
Are they in the background somewhere? ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 09:54:18 pm
I must be the one with the camera  :wtf
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 04, 2004, 09:54:49 pm
no your ALL OF THEM
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:55:33 pm
Mike, are you e-drunk? Or just drunk? Or just a mong?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:55:44 pm
 :o wow, we;re special then aren't we Jack?!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:55:54 pm
*RINGS BELL*

Last orders I need to go watch a film with Mike ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 09:56:37 pm
:o wow, we;re special then aren't we Jack?!

Of course ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 09:57:19 pm
*RINGS BELL*

Last orders I need to go watch a film with Mike ;)

[spoiler][size=-2]I'll run a stoppy-back .. just don't tell S[/size][/spoiler]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 09:57:33 pm
:o wow, we;re special then aren't we Jack?!

Of course ;D

 ;D :cheesy
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 09:58:45 pm
Anyone? I'm going........
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 09:59:32 pm
 :) Just some crisps for me please..

See you all tomorrow ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 09:59:41 pm
No worries, I'll lock up ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 04, 2004, 10:00:25 pm
No worries, I'll lock up ;)
Hmm ok but if I come back later and find havoc I won't be happy.....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 10:01:18 pm
No worries, I'll lock up ;)
Hmm ok but if I come back later and find havoc I won't be happy.....

If I see havoc, I'll throw him (or her) out .. do you have a picture?  :cheersrach
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: x_RawR_GrrL_x on January 04, 2004, 10:05:01 pm
 ;Dcan i have just 700 more double vodkas and cokes before you go?  ;D ;D :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 10:05:50 pm
She's gone :o

/me throws bottle of vodka to Tink  :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 10:05:54 pm
(http://www.planetcnc.com/renegade/gameinfo/gdicharacters/havoc.jpg)

 ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 10:07:31 pm
(http://www.planetcnc.com/renegade/gameinfo/gdicharacters/havoc.jpg)

 ::)

That's havoc? Looks like a pansy .. bring it on ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: x_RawR_GrrL_x on January 04, 2004, 10:07:58 pm
oooo thanks Jack *opens the bottle and sits in the corner*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:09:17 pm
/me passes Tee some crisps
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 10:10:23 pm
Quote
The Ramjet sniper rifle makes Havoc one of the strongest infantry on the battlefield, much like his Nod counterpart, Sakura. With one shot one kill against infantry, a sniper scope and a jet propelled bullet that can pierce armor as well as straight lines of infantry. So watch it, in Friendly Fire games. He is especially lethal against aircrafts. While not destroying them with one shot, he is a valuable weapon against aircraft assaults.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 10:11:19 pm
/me passes Tee some crisps

Thanks, let's hope they make me less of a geek^
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:12:38 pm
/me passes Tee some crisps

Thanks, let's hope they make me less of a geek^

 :wtf didn't realise crisps had the power to do that to people
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 10:13:49 pm
 :( We can only hope
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:15:08 pm
You don't need those sort of crisps anyway... stick with skips  :mikeisahomo they fizz and stick to your tounge  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 10:18:13 pm
:( We can only hope

So the bar has magic crisps!!  Cool I wanna pack hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: x_RawR_GrrL_x on January 04, 2004, 10:18:41 pm
eek im eating smokey bacon crisps i hate them but its all we have
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:20:25 pm
/me gives MikeyG a pack of magic crisps  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 10:23:11 pm
hey, erm could I get an archers aqua of any variety & erm, something to eat maybe?? ooooo and the right change for the cigarette machine please :) teehee drink *is not an alcoholic....... honest* (ok, I have resorted to cyber drinks.... maybe I am  :-\ lol)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 10:24:28 pm
/me gives MikeyG a pack of magic crisps  :evilimu

Woo what does this pack do?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 10:25:08 pm
/me Is suddenly back on duty behind the bar again

*serves cornflakegirl*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:25:40 pm
One raspberry archers coming right up Lucy.
Since when did we get a cigarette machine?!

/me hands Lucy a raspberry archers with a pink straw and some magic crisps

Hmm as you don't have enough posts to pay I'll pay Serena and you can pay me back when you've posted more, deal?  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 10:25:59 pm
Sorry, no e-smoking here :P

How much PeriPeri do you want on the bacon sarnie?  ...Do you wnat it excruciatingly hot, furnace, or molten lava.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:27:43 pm
Sorry, no e-smoking here :P

How much PeriPeri do you want on the bacon sarnie?  ...Do you wnat it excruciatingly hot, furnace, or molten lava.

Ooh, Jack I'm starving as I gave my parmo away as prize for Cootey's game of pool  :funhatscomedown
Any chance of an excruciatingly hot bacon sarnie please?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 10:28:23 pm
hmm, no cigarette machine?? no smoking?? what kind of an establishment is this?? hmm *raises an eyebrow* thankyou mez :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 10:28:44 pm
No probs..

/me wanders off to cremate some pig flesh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 10:29:38 pm
hmm, no cigarette machine?? no smoking?? what kind of an establishment is this?? hmm *raises an eyebrow* thankyou mez :)

Just don't want our customers to end up with e-cancer.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 10:30:30 pm
*ahem* Jack what you on about no smoking?

*Installs a fag machine*

*Is first to use the newly installed machine*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:30:39 pm
Woo, cheers Jack  :-*
Thank Beke too Lucy, she also served you  :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 10:32:24 pm
Here's your sarnie :)

wha!?

/me moves cig machine (and Beke) out into the street.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:33:41 pm
Here's your sarnie :)

wha!?

/me moves cig machine (and Beke) out into the street.

Thank you kind sir  :stopmoaningalex

Poor Beke, it's cold out there Jack
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 10:33:52 pm
erm, thanku beke :) and oi!! bring that cigarette machine back here!! oh, and beke lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 10:34:57 pm
Poor Beke, it's cold out there Jack
Aye .. err.. Beke, you can have the hat & gloves I got earlier if you want?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 10:35:12 pm
/me Reminds Jack that she's assistant manager and can fire him ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 10:36:38 pm
/me would like to see Beke try & fire him ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 10:38:38 pm
now now dont fight just let her back in and get me some cigarettes ok?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:38:40 pm
Stop fighting in the pub  :funhatscomedown
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 10:39:33 pm
/me Is not amused by jack changing her posts and has a fag
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:40:30 pm
Yey, peace  :evilimu  :uni
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 10:42:37 pm
Yey, peace  :evilimu  :uni

About time too lol

Wont get served if staff are fighting hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:43:47 pm
You would get served 'coz I wasn't fighting  8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 10:44:49 pm
Yes but u might have had to stop them lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 10:45:29 pm
MEZ!! I need more alcohol!! please, i promise ill pay u back!  :cheersrach
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:46:06 pm
Meh, right come on then people, tell me what you want...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 10:47:17 pm
Meh, right come on then people, tell me what you want...

A pint of vodka again I think, had a crap day.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 10:47:36 pm
hmm a different flavour of archers and a shot please??  :) *wonders why beke is being a bum and not helping mez :P*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:48:23 pm
/me serves the drinks
Lucy here's a cranberry archers and a shot of vodka
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 10:51:55 pm
/me feels sick from the absinthe competition earlier and feels sick...think bed is the best bet

Night all...Jack don't forget to close the bar when you leave...thanx dude :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 10:52:23 pm
thank you. erm, am I the only alcoholic in here or did I scare everyone away  :-\ hmm maybe I should go
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 10:52:32 pm
G'nite Beke
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:52:38 pm
Night Night Beke  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 10:53:51 pm
night night beke *kiss n hug*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 10:54:31 pm
See ya Beke

 :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 04, 2004, 10:56:31 pm
Free round for everyone before I go ey ;) why the hell not? :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 10:58:23 pm
Very kind of you... I'll serve, you go off to bed  :evilimu
heh I want one of these as a pet -->  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Alick on January 04, 2004, 11:00:16 pm
IRISH SUICIDE ATTACK!!!

Alick runs in and drinks battery acid

let that be the end of it  :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 11:02:39 pm
Batter not im sobered up now for bed lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 11:02:46 pm
that wasnt very nice alick!! you bought me a drink in the acklam dressed as a sheik (sp?) fancy a repeat performance??  ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 11:02:58 pm
Mwahahahahahaha. Good job I was out the back at the time.
Bloody Alick terrorising the place  ::) Ah well, no one to serve now as they're probably dead.
Eurgh, I'm in a pub with lots of dead people  :cookytrainershavetonguesofdoom this can't be good...
I'll skiddaddle, Jack if you're alive, lock up  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 11:03:27 pm
/me glares at Alick and headbutts him in her drunken stupor
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Alick on January 04, 2004, 11:04:51 pm
finally!!!!

alick does a spot of tidying up

job well done

Alick puts a bomb in his pants that non-deffusable just in case

Actually Alick fucks off somewhere else


Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 11:06:28 pm
/me notices that Jack is outside kicking the fag machine in, and Merike has buggared off...

*helps herself to the bar* :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 11:06:32 pm
finally!!!!

alick poisons all the drinks before he leaves for any stragglers

job well done

Alick puts a bomb in the place that non-deffusable just in case

Actually Alick nukes the fucking pub



Mike is thinking Serena may kick Alick's ass as it's her pub!!!!

 :laugh :laugh :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Alick on January 04, 2004, 11:08:51 pm
Time Online :     16 Hours, 50 Minutes and 30 Seconds.

Alick thinks merike is working too many hours and should quit  ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 11:09:31 pm
/me notices that Jack is outside kicking the fag machine in, and Merike has buggared off...

*helps herself to the bar* :evilimu

[size=9]OI![/size]
Gerroff you! I can still see what you're doing to the bar which no longer exists because Alick destroyed it
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Slater on January 04, 2004, 11:09:48 pm
*walks in*


*walks out*
 :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 04, 2004, 11:11:29 pm
Well im off now people after survivng Alicks acid attack i'll ride my luck & go to sleep hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 11:12:41 pm
hmmm, erm, yes! indeed and definitely! mez, you do work far too much lol!  :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr_Christopher on January 04, 2004, 11:20:40 pm
I think this must have the most posts of any topic! 43 pages worth! how bored *is* everyone?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 11:22:41 pm
I'm not bored I'm just a lonely alcoholic  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 11:23:50 pm
Hmmm, close, it's the 4th most-posted-topic

Quote
Top 10 Topics (by Replies)
 learn something new everyday 910
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im new! 681
The Haxed Arms 638
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Wooo im the first to do this :P 397
Current top 5 songs 366
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Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr_Christopher on January 04, 2004, 11:24:29 pm
virtual alcoholic!!

Wow, so there was a time in history more boring than this..... Post Whores!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Alick on January 04, 2004, 11:24:33 pm
THIS PLACE IS CLASS!!! I WANNA BE BANNED
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 11:25:33 pm
/me wanders back in

/me surveys the scene

So, he thinks he can get away with that does he? :fork

/me kicks Alick in the nuts and throws him into the street

/me chants and waves hands in a mystical weird sorta pattern
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Alick on January 04, 2004, 11:26:30 pm
alick wanders around aimlessly
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 11:30:01 pm
/me sits down at the perfectly fine bar

Hmm .. someone's been cleaning up :)

V&C please.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Alick on January 04, 2004, 11:31:02 pm
jack     Today at 11:29:03pm     Cleaning up the bar

 ::)

me no wanna banning
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 11:31:40 pm
Woo, it's nice and clean and no more corpses!
Here's ya drink man
/me hands Jack a vodka and coke
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 11:33:08 pm
Woo, it's nice and clean and no more corpses!
Here's ya drink man
/me hands Jack a vodka and coke

Cheers ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 11:35:21 pm
You're welcome  :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 11:36:31 pm
hmm this bar is cool! non-stop drinks, foxy bar maids  ;) crazy people AND its indestructable!! woot woot
*cough* another dirnk please mah lady  :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 11:37:07 pm
/me throws Alick out onto the street

Get out and don't come back till you've sorted yourself out!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 11:37:36 pm
 :alex Double baileys on the rocks please
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 11:39:21 pm
Aye, one drink coming up...
Whats crab foreskin a filter for?  :evilimu
/me serves Tee
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 11:40:16 pm
w.00t

And thanks..

Shouldn't there be some sort of conversation in this pub?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: cowgirlstyle on January 04, 2004, 11:41:34 pm
do you sell scampi fries?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 11:42:26 pm
Cheers Tee  :mikeisahomo
/me dishes out some scampi fries for Angi
Payment please  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 11:44:04 pm
i did ask for a drink but mez didnt serve me  :'( hmm the weathers nice aint it! ? *polite smile*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 11:44:52 pm
I'm sure she forgot because of all the excitement.

What will you be having?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 11:47:36 pm
 :) thankyou, I would like another archers and a screamer or something like that please :) sorry to be impatient but I'm an alcoholic :P  :-[
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 11:48:45 pm
No probs

/me serves archers & stuff ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 11:48:56 pm
You're a what? I didn't quite catch it even after reading you say it 3 times :P

Sorry... umm.. yes.. the weather.. nice and uhh... cold
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 11:50:15 pm
Aye, one drink coming up...
*cough* sorry Lucy? *cough* It's on the bar in front of you!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 11:51:02 pm
I'm gonna have to go .. Mez, lock up please :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 11:51:51 pm
I can't lock the thread being a mere mortal and all  :P
Looks like bar/thread's open as long as I stay awake  8)
Ta ta's Jack /me waves
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 11:53:10 pm
Well, just don't serve anyone then ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 11:53:19 pm
sorry mez *hugs* sorry tee  :( :-[ meh grr
lol o0o0o0o birdy
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 11:53:53 pm
Well, just don't serve anyone then ::)

Oh yeah  :-[
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 04, 2004, 11:54:44 pm
Well, just don't serve anyone then ::)

..but then there'll be chaos :ninja :mean
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 04, 2004, 11:55:40 pm
I'll do the same to chaos as I would to havoc  :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 11:56:53 pm
I'll do the same to chaos as I would to havoc  :fashr0x0rs

... or to Alick...  :ninja
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 04, 2004, 11:57:24 pm
yea dont stop serving :( some of us have no homes to go to  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 04, 2004, 11:58:01 pm
my god!!!  as if i come back home and this threads gotten so huge!!! heh  wowness
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 04, 2004, 11:59:20 pm
Yeah Pete! Damn you leaving me to serve on my own for ages  :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 05, 2004, 12:00:57 am
Bedtime for meee

Night night you bunch of e-pissheads
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 12:02:34 am
Night night Tee.
Meh I've got essays to write, I'll try and serve though. Thankfully Pete the Barman's here to serve too  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 05, 2004, 12:11:54 am
we really should close at half 11  :|
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 12:14:38 am
Meh, true. Ah well, we haven't
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 05, 2004, 12:30:24 am
*officer Luke walks in*

What's this? some sort of lock-in? I should shut you down.

*coughfreebeeryouknowthedrillbynowcough*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 12:34:07 am
No not a lock in fake officer Luke  :stopmoaningalex
Serena already said we have different licencing laws as we're a virtual pub  8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 05, 2004, 12:37:17 am
well yeah thank god serena knows the law eh....... better than say A POLICE MAN  :nosmile we're gonna have to kill him and dispose of the body he can't close our pub down :'(

does anyone have hundreds of pigs and a really big blender?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 05, 2004, 12:38:06 am
Not much of a lock in either as there appears to be only you drinking here. I'll have an eBeer seeing as I'm here. Is anyone hiding out back?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2004, 12:38:08 am
The pub is in Haxed land .. and follows Haxed drinking laws.

Luke, care to argue with me over the Haxed laws? :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Luke- on January 05, 2004, 12:40:25 am
The pub is in Haxed land .. and follows Haxed drinking laws.

Luke, care to argue with me over the Haxed laws? :P

Not unless you want to feel the wrath of my police brutailty again Jack. Rarr

*shakes fist*
*spills beer by shaking wrong fist*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 12:40:50 am
I do! I do!

:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
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:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig

(http://www.carolynsclinic.com/medicine/blender.jpg)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2004, 12:43:19 am
The pub is in Haxed land .. and follows Haxed drinking laws.

Luke, care to argue with me over the Haxed laws? :P

Not unless you want to feel the wrath of my police brutailty again Jack. Rarr

Tut .. tut... you fixed your baton yet & cleared up all your drool?
Alick was the last one to threaten the Arms - and look what's happened to him :o
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 05, 2004, 12:44:06 am
theresonly 104 pigs there we need more MORE I TELL YOU
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 05, 2004, 12:47:47 am
/me wanders back to her e-local
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 12:49:49 am
theresonly 104 pigs there we need more MORE I TELL YOU

:nosmile  :laugh Did you count them? Bless.
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
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:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig
:pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig :pig

That better?  ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 05, 2004, 12:57:42 am
182 still need more :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ikkleste on January 05, 2004, 12:57:45 am
heh this has done well...
*considers opening a pub incompetition.*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 01:01:10 am
well add the 182 :pig 's to the 104 :pig 's
Oi, no rivalry here please, t'is a friendly place  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ikkleste on January 05, 2004, 01:06:09 am
it's not rivalry it a matter of free enterprise... foundation of the western world.
with no competition standards can slip, with no competition you have a monopoly and that is bad.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 05, 2004, 01:09:14 am
where the hell we gonna put all these pigs? who lost the blender?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 01:17:12 am
I'm off, Pete, lock up
Night people  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 05, 2004, 01:18:07 am
Night night :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 01:26:01 am
I'm back everyone glad you've all done your jobs well night out with you all..... *locks up*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 05, 2004, 01:34:05 am
 :funhatscomedown i'm still in here

hello?  helllo?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2004, 07:14:21 am
/me lets Mike out of the toilet cubicle he fell asleep in
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 11:05:27 am
Morning we are open for business again any staff in?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2004, 11:07:14 am
Yeah, but I won't do owt till the rowdy lot arrive.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Reverend K-Line on January 05, 2004, 11:07:55 am
im so confused
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 11:09:15 am
im so confused

Bless, would you like a Reef on the house?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Reverend K-Line on January 05, 2004, 11:09:38 am
would like 4 better and a apple sour
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2004, 11:11:11 am
Darran, you'd better pace yourself (& stay off the e-absinthe) .. you don't wanna get e-drunk :o
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 11:11:12 am
would like 4 better and a apple sour

I'll give you  one reef and an apple sour on the house but need a bumming each for the rest  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Cinnamon Spider on January 05, 2004, 11:13:07 am
This is just an easy way so you can get more bums isn't it serena? :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Reverend K-Line on January 05, 2004, 11:14:15 am
would like 4 better and a apple sour

I'll give you  one reef and an apple sour on the house but need a bumming each for the rest  :mikeisahomo

how about give me it or ill zero your post count?

robbery in progress
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 11:14:54 am
JACK!!!!!

Robbery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Cinnamon Spider on January 05, 2004, 11:16:13 am
how about give me it or ill zero your post count?

robbery in progress

dooo it!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 11:16:53 am
how about give me it or ill zero your post count?

robbery in progress

dooo it!

Hey you do you want something or you gonna hit the street?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2004, 11:17:34 am
 :o

Sorry, he's got a valid thief's license ... he's perfectly entitled to take what he wants.

Darran, calm it down a bit tho - she's trying to run a business.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 11:18:13 am
:o

Sorry, he's got a valid thief's license ... he's perfectly entitled to take what he wants.

Ok free drinks for all admin  :ninja
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 05, 2004, 11:20:42 am
Hahahaaa...class...still open  :mikeisahomo

In that case, as I've managed to completely miss my morning lectures at uni...and don't appear to have an e-hangover (ayeaye)...

HAIR O THE DOG!

Pint o' vodka please? ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2004, 11:23:32 am
Yeah, but I won't do owt till the rowdy lot arrive.

Hahahaaa...class...still open  :mikeisahomo

Here we go ::)

Quote
and don't appear to have an e-hangover (ayeaye)...

Ooh .. more ideas ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 11:24:11 am
Hahahaaa...class...still open  :mikeisahomo

In that case, as I've managed to completely miss my morning lectures at uni...and don't appear to have an e-hangover (ayeaye)...

HAIR O THE DOG!

Pint o' vodka please? ;D

Coming right up.......here ya go

And Darran here's your Reefs and apple sourz
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Reverend K-Line on January 05, 2004, 11:24:12 am
2 reef and an apple sour then please
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 11:32:29 am
2 reef and an apple sour then please

Already gven you some :p
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Reverend K-Line on January 05, 2004, 11:33:08 am
one is for amy tho
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 11:34:48 am
one is for amy tho

No probs, here ya go.

So any news round these parts people?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 05, 2004, 11:43:58 am
one is for amy tho

No probs, here ya go.

So any news round these parts people?

Well, Britney is getting divorced......  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 11:45:10 am
Really? lol.

Hiya Rach btw, want a drink?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Dizzy on January 05, 2004, 11:45:17 am

So any news round these parts people?

i read that about 4 times before i realised what it said.  thought it said anyne for a game of darts.

a baileys and sambucca would start the morning off very nicely please miss barlady (Wonders if haxed arms is 24 hours?)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 05, 2004, 11:45:34 am
one is for amy tho

Woo...did Darren just buy me a reef?

*dances*

Cheers mate
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Reverend K-Line on January 05, 2004, 11:46:44 am
Yus, enjoy  8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 05, 2004, 11:48:49 am
Aye - check the front page of the papers today.

Britney - Married at 5am
Britney - Divorced at 5pm  :lol

Apparently she got married while she was lashed and then the harsh realities of the previous nights escapades set in the next morning - silly girl ;)  

And yes Serena, mine's a pint of yer best bitter - and may I just say - that's a lovely leopard skin top you're wearing there  ;D

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 11:49:39 am
a baileys and sambucca would start the morning off very nicely please miss barlady (Wonders if haxed arms is 24 hours?)

Here ya go, Haxed Arms is open as long as there are staff around to lock up  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Reverend K-Line on January 05, 2004, 11:56:41 am
Would have probably been an annullment not a divorce then?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 05, 2004, 12:00:01 pm
Yeah an annullment.  I was just adopting the dramatic tones of the tabloids by saying divorce  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Reverend K-Line on January 05, 2004, 12:01:37 pm
agi boo and no cash for him then
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 05, 2004, 12:03:42 pm
Well, the amount Britters has allegedly spent on booze, drugs and pies lately, she's probably got nowt left anyway. heh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 12:10:50 pm
Here ya go Rach, on the house since you had some gossip  :mikeisahomo Thanks for the compliment too haha
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: danthefucnkawjtafhkg on January 05, 2004, 12:14:12 pm
...49 pages in a day...






 :nosmile
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Reverend K-Line on January 05, 2004, 12:16:43 pm
Hance being moved here as it seems just to be an excuse to p.ost whore
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 12:19:25 pm
Hance being moved here as it seems just to be an excuse to p.ost whore

not really actually, I got it from an idea on another forum, and as i said to people yesterday, it's not doing any harm at all.

Incidentally what is everyone's problem with post whoring?

If I wanted to post whore I could have replied way more to this thread. I just thought it would be fun.

But now it'll probably just die a death like everything else that goes in here.

Lighten up!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Reverend K-Line on January 05, 2004, 12:21:13 pm
P.ost whoring with usefull stuff is ok, contributing to conversations giving opinions and stuff,

Its when people start posting one word stuff, or just smileys and things that it gets irritating
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Reverend K-Line on January 05, 2004, 12:22:09 pm
Some things deserve to die before they go waaaaaay over the top, stuff taht comes to mind is that bloody haxed family tree, and the word association games etc
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 12:22:34 pm
P.ost whoring with usefull stuff is ok, contributing to conversations giving opinions and stuff,

Its when people start posting one word stuff, or just smileys and things that it gets irritating

Oh yeah I understand that.

But this is basically a kind of role play.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 05, 2004, 12:29:09 pm
P.ost whoring with usefull stuff is ok, contributing to conversations giving opinions and stuff,

Its when people start posting one word stuff, or just smileys and things that it gets irritating

Oh yeah I understand that.

But this is basically a kind of role play.

Oooo.  Role play.  Fancy dress and warrior names I heard  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper

Cheers for the free pint - I hope the glass is clean now this thread is in the shit bin :lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 12:31:18 pm
Heh yeah it's ok, our premises have just changed but the levels of quality and service are exactly the same  :mikeisahomo

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 05, 2004, 12:37:34 pm
But answer this.  Would YOU eat a parmo from the Haxed Arms now?  ;D
Now that the premises are smaller, I'm assuming the rent has gone down.  Does that mean we get cheaper ePints?  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 12:39:48 pm
But answer this.  Would YOU eat a parmo from the Haxed Arms now?  ;D
Now that the premises are smaller, I'm assuming the rent has gone down.  Does that mean we get cheaper ePints?  :mikeisahomo

True, the rent is free here, so it's only the staff that need paying.

*Chalks up pricelist*

All drinks- bummings at your leisure  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 12:49:12 pm
Just closing up for lunch people back later  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Reverend K-Line on January 05, 2004, 01:04:37 pm
All drinks- bummings at your leisure  :mikeisahomo

so only one drink per user per day then?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 02:23:53 pm
All drinks- bummings at your leisure  :mikeisahomo

so only one drink per user per day then?

nope it used to be you bummed any member of staff for a drink but now the rates have gone down so bum as and when you feel like it (any increase in bitchslaps will be noted as suspicious)

By the way we're open again.... ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 05, 2004, 04:13:24 pm
Dude as if this things still here and not in 101  :laugh

Might work later if I ain't doing something "important"
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 04:18:15 pm
If it goes in 101 me and jack can still play  :mikeisahomo

Meanwhile I'm bored I need customers  :funhatscomedown

First person to come in here for a drink gets a good bumming  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 05, 2004, 04:19:52 pm
Can I have a baileys and milk? ;D

what? it tastes nice  :-[
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 04:22:55 pm
*sighs*

Well since there's no point in you serving.....*hands beke baileys and milk*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 05, 2004, 04:26:11 pm
Woo thankies serena :) It's well nice :D wish I had some REAL baileys and milk..
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 04:39:22 pm
It's always gonna be quite sad when the only people in a pub are the people who run it.

*downs a double JD and coke*

That's better....

Did that jukebox ever get fixed?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 05, 2004, 04:57:41 pm
hey am back.... could we not try fit the jukebox ourselves, lol, should be fun tryin
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 05:00:27 pm
Hey wow more staff heh glad you're all dedicated  :mikeisahomo

Erm I'll let you try the jukebox heh I just wanted some music.....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 05, 2004, 05:06:55 pm
Is it a video jukebox?  *selects Heyyyy Yaaaaaa and shakes her pint like a polaroid picture*   :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ikkleste on January 05, 2004, 05:09:06 pm
i came in for a drink at about lunch time but you'd just closed... i mean what sort of pub won't give you a lunchtime pint...
ah well one now will have to do... pint of speckled hen ta :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 05, 2004, 05:19:12 pm
rightio, one speckled hen coming right up

*serves the lil ol' pint*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 05:20:02 pm
Yeah well there are no staff around at lunchtime except me, can't leave it open heh...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ikkleste on January 05, 2004, 05:31:50 pm
cheers ta :)

and a packet of dry roast nuts if it ain't too much trouble...

this pub needs a friut machine or two
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 05, 2004, 05:34:42 pm
Can I have baileys on ice? hold the ice ;)

hehe i've always wanted to say that  :stopmoaningalex
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 05, 2004, 05:35:07 pm
*throws over a pack of nuts*     hmmmm, that'd be cool, always needin ideas to keep people entertained
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 05, 2004, 05:37:40 pm
*pours the baileys, ...... hands over the drink, and picks up some ice*
there ya go,
smart alec  :P

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 05, 2004, 05:38:28 pm
*giggles* hehe thank you :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 05:41:04 pm
*comes back from her break with two fruit machines (one is a simpsons one)*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 05, 2004, 05:44:04 pm
no problem  :P

cool  ;D simpsons rool :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ikkleste on January 05, 2004, 05:44:30 pm
rawk\m/

simpsons ones rule.

*drinks pint.
*eats nuts
*wastes all his money in silly machines

he he it's just like being back at uni.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 05:55:05 pm
Can i have a roll call of which staff are actually around cos if there's more than one barstaff I can give you other jobs  :mean
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 05, 2004, 06:01:31 pm
*waves arms around*

i'm here!!!  :D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 05, 2004, 06:04:32 pm
i've only just noticed we're in the Crap Bin, god that sucks!! ha ha!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: hannah on January 05, 2004, 06:05:34 pm
can i have a malibu and pinaple rolo?  :stopmoaningalex
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -= sPaZZer MunKeY =- on January 05, 2004, 06:07:09 pm
*pulls a pineapple from the fruit box, and pours a malibu*

there ya go darlin'
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: hannah on January 05, 2004, 06:10:00 pm
thanks  ;D do they serve food here?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 06:21:05 pm
thanks  ;D do they serve food here?

Yup but the cook isn't in, think we need another one for when shes not here....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ikkleste on January 05, 2004, 06:22:36 pm
nah just force her to work 55 hr weeks :mean
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 06:27:26 pm
nah just force her to work 55 hr weeks :mean

haha isn't she at college or something?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 05, 2004, 06:29:20 pm
thanks  ;D do they serve food here?

Yeah they do parmo's & pizza's, just dont ask where they come from!!!!

 :laugh :laugh :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 06:48:09 pm
I'm off for a shower so hope someones here to serve....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 05, 2004, 06:59:47 pm
Pah! I came at lunchtime too, but you were locked up, and I couldn't even explain the new pay system to K-line..

Well, seeing as you're open now, I'd appreciate some Dooleys on ice :mikeisahomo

[spoiler]It's quite a relief this is in the crap bin now, as there was only 2 pages to read through rather than about 37[/spoiler] :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2004, 07:03:16 pm
/me pours Dooleys onto some ice.

 :-[ oops .. forgot the glass ::)

/me gets glass, puts ice in & purs dooley's

There ya go! ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 05, 2004, 07:12:36 pm
/me laughs politely and Jack's comedy, and hopes he has the excuse of being e-drunk ::)


Thank you sir :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 05, 2004, 07:12:41 pm
fucking hell i leave the thread and its grew like 40 odd pages

pink kangaroo please
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2004, 07:14:32 pm
Don't have the right ingredients .. but, here .. have a penguin!  :jack ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 05, 2004, 07:16:41 pm
 :laugh I'm sure I can help... Must have one somewhere...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 07:16:50 pm
I'm here to work for about half an hour before I go write another pogging essay
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 05, 2004, 07:18:35 pm
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Don't have the right ingredients .. but, here .. have a penguin

yes you do, i had bout 7 of them yesterday
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 07:19:45 pm
Yep, that's 'coz I could make them and bless Jack, he can't.
Here ya go Lou /me gives Lou her pink kangaroo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 05, 2004, 07:24:59 pm
fucking hell i leave the thread and its grew like 40 odd pages


Smae here...i aint read any of it
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 07:25:43 pm
Aw bless my staff they were all there covering for me when i went.

Now is anyone gonna be in tonight? Cos I'm off out about 8  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2004, 07:26:04 pm
I was here for most of it -- twas funny when certain people thought they could come in & try to wreck the place >:D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 07:27:53 pm
I was here for most of it -- twas funny when certain people thought they could come in & try to wreck the place >:D

yeah, and when everyone was getting edrunk  :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 07:30:36 pm
Won't be able to work much tonight, sorry Serena. Got too much college work to do  >:(

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twas funny when certain people thought they could come in & try to wreck the place


Aye, damn Alick and that nuclear bomb  ::)  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2004, 07:34:09 pm
Won't be able to work much tonight, sorry Serena. Got too much college work to do  >:(

Quote
twas funny when certain people thought they could come in & try to wreck the place


Aye, damn Alick and that nuclear bomb  ::)  :evilimu

Still haven't fiured quite why he put that down his pants though :wtf
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 07:37:37 pm
Won't be able to work much tonight, sorry Serena. Got too much college work to do  >:(

Quote
twas funny when certain people thought they could come in & try to wreck the place


Aye, damn Alick and that nuclear bomb  ::)  :evilimu

Still haven't fiured quite why he put that down his pants though :wtf

Maybe he thought he needed some action there  :cookytrainershavetonguesofdoom ... maybe it's safer not to wonder  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 07:38:33 pm
maybe he got confused about his old custom title which said I'll put a bomb innyour car and my hand down your pants?

Anyway I gotta get dressed so will leave you all to it *runs out realising she just walked into a pub in her dressing gown and with wet hair*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2004, 07:41:12 pm
maybe he got confused about his old custom title which said I'll put a bomb innyour car and my hand down your pants?

Aye, maybe ;)

Quote
Anyway I gotta get dressed so will leave you all to it *runs out realising she just walked into a pub in her dressing gown and with wet hair*

Don't worry - it could have been worse ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 07:41:44 pm
Hmm, maybe he did.
Silly Serena, you'll get a cold running around with wet hair  ::)
Well, I'm off back to EssayLand now. Have fun everyone
*waves*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 05, 2004, 07:58:41 pm
Right I'm offski too now be back to tidy up the probable mess after 2am  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2004, 08:00:31 pm
Fine, leave me in this cold bar by myself .. see how I care :-\

no-one can stop me stealing all the vodka now
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ikkleste on January 05, 2004, 08:46:57 pm
I'll sit and drink with ya jack

pass me some of that vodka :D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 08:56:18 pm
Meh, I'm back serving for a little bit.
Jack, why haven't you served this man?  :-\
He's been sat there for nearly 10 minutes waiting for a drink!
Here /me passes Ste some of that vodka after prising the bottle from Jack
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ikkleste on January 05, 2004, 09:02:06 pm
ta there :)

to be fair he had been drinking vodka on his own for an hour... prods jack to see if he's still concious.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 05, 2004, 09:04:30 pm
i wanna drink

ill have a pineapple breezer
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 05, 2004, 09:06:12 pm
Hey.. back again urm, i'll have another double vodka and who is the staff? I owe half of them when i bought everyone a drink yesterday  :-\

oops i forgot :D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 09:07:08 pm
Ah well, I guess I'll let him off then  ;)

/me slides a pineapple breezer along the bar for Lou.

Have you all paid today btw? :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 09:08:32 pm
Hey.. back again urm, i'll have another double vodka and who is the staff? I owe half of them when i bought everyone a drink yesterday  :-\

oops i forgot :D

I'm staff  ;D *points at her sig*
/me gets you a double vodka
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 05, 2004, 09:11:44 pm
oh.. i thought there were more. Ahh well thank ya.

Shalashaska Sit in corner with his drink
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ikkleste on January 05, 2004, 09:11:56 pm
new bar tarrif apparently... I think serena thought the bum a drink policiy was a bit mercenary so it's when you feel like it :) i'm still bumming away occasionally :D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 05, 2004, 09:13:27 pm
new bar tarrif apparently... I think serena thought the bum a drink policiy was a bit mercenary so it's when you feel like it :) i'm still bumming away occasionally :D

lol.. sounds like a plan!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 09:15:00 pm
Still, tips are welcomed by the staff  :evilimu
Jack's staff too, but he's a tad e-drunked at the moment, not good considering he's our bouncer  :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 05, 2004, 09:19:26 pm
*cootey bums all on this page!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 09:21:19 pm
*cootey bums all on this page!

I feel so violated!  :diandnicolebeingsly
[spoiler]*bums you back*[/spoiler]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 05, 2004, 09:22:11 pm
Ah kewl, well i did anyway...
I'll have a few vodka screemers and an orange reef please. :D  And Cooty thats not true! I'm still 5-5 :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 09:23:23 pm
/me passes Shalashaska 3 screamers and an orange reef
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 05, 2004, 09:25:18 pm
:D Thank ya..
[spoiler]i'll pay ya the old fasioned way later... it wont let me at the moment![/spoiler] :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 05, 2004, 09:31:16 pm
Well sorry people I've got to go so I'm going to have to close the bar seeing as though I'm the only barstaff here.

/me pushes the e-drunks out the door of the Haxed Arms and locks up
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 05, 2004, 09:34:11 pm
And Cooty thats not true! I'm still 5-5 :P

Well...i bummed you yesterday  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2004, 09:38:15 pm
to be fair he had been drinking vodka on his own for an hour... prods jack to see if he's still concious.

/me wobbles a bit then falls over, still unconcious
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 05, 2004, 09:48:41 pm
And Cooty thats not true! I'm still 5-5 :P

Well...i bummed you yesterday  :mikeisahomo

lol.. i think she's locked us in the bar! annyway thank ya :D
[spoiler]bumbs back lol!!![/spoiler]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Burnsey on January 05, 2004, 10:27:04 pm
What the fuck...



...I don't even wanna know ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 05, 2004, 10:36:54 pm
Yea, you wanna know...you even asked for the video  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 05, 2004, 11:16:02 pm
DONT GIVE HIM IT!!!

[spoiler]I still need my copy[/spoiler]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 05, 2004, 11:22:59 pm
Urm i've been drinking real vodka and red bull...but can I have some eVodka and red bull? ;D pleaseeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 05, 2004, 11:44:03 pm
*serves self* COS SHE CAN!!!!! ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 02:24:53 am
I'm locking this bar up now!!!!

As if the bouncer is eDrunk  ::)

Anyway thanks Mez again for serving while I was gone. See you all tomorrow :D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 11:15:16 am
We are open......!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 11:23:02 am
/me climbs up off the floor

.. ugh .. what hit me?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 11:45:19 am
/me tells Jack he's on a warning
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 11:48:06 am
Yeah, my liver is still looking far too healthy. Sorry - I'll have to do something about that.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 11:54:32 am
Yeah, my liver is still looking far too healthy. Sorry - I'll have to do something about that.

 ::)

As long as you can bouncer effectively I don't mind about your liver.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 06, 2004, 01:14:54 pm
Errk...I've been at actual university...doing...actual work...n stuff...

:nervous :nervous :nervous :nervous :nervous :nervous :nervous :nervous :nervous

Reckon I need a pint o the usual....with a twist of..um...lychee please  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 01:23:45 pm
 :o

Heh .. you won't know why, but I owe you an eDrink.

/me pours pint of V

on the house :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 03:11:34 pm
:o

Heh .. you won't know why, but I owe you an eDrink.

/me pours pint of V

on the house :)

Hmm any reason you owe her a drink? Doing bad business here by the way I even kept it open for lunch  :o

/me helps herself to a lemon fanta
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 06, 2004, 03:24:11 pm
WOOOP! Thanks Jack ;D

/me sips her vodka
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 03:26:31 pm
So Amy, you got any good pics from yesterday?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 03:37:40 pm
Doing bad business here by the way I even kept it open for lunch  :o

 ::) OK .. OK, I'll pay for it ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 03:42:00 pm
Doing bad business here by the way I even kept it open for lunch  :o

 ::) OK .. OK, I'll pay for it ::)

 :mikeisahomo

Cheers jack hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 04:13:35 pm
After an long and arduous (sp?) day i find myself back here... I'll have the usual :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: *~Hels~* on January 06, 2004, 04:15:47 pm
wanders into the haxed arms, had a hard day talking to mongos on the phone, so ill have a strong one please, a pint of coke please
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 04:18:33 pm
/me serves Shalashaska and hels

So what's everyone been up to? Dead here now everyones back at college and work  :funhatscomedown
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: *~Hels~* on January 06, 2004, 04:23:12 pm
talking to mongos at work, one woman i really wanted to dive down the fone and kickshit outta her
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 04:24:11 pm
talking to mongos at work, one woman i really wanted to dive down the fone and kickshit outta her

Aw have some vodka in your coke on the house  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 04:27:16 pm
I was talking to mongos at work too and one woman i really wanted to dive down the fone and kickshit outta her... hehe :D really i was!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: *~Hels~* on January 06, 2004, 04:30:08 pm
talking to mongos at work, one woman i really wanted to dive down the fone and kickshit outta her

Aw have some vodka in your coke on the house  :mikeisahomo

wahey, me thniks ill be coming here more often, u sell chocolate???


and were u work shalashaska?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 04:32:17 pm
Yeah we sell any drink or snacks you ask for, and as soon as the cook gets here we seve any food too (dodgy parmos a speciality)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 04:33:01 pm
I don't really i was trying to get a free drink :( I go to St Marys College but its like really boring. Do you work at Garlands?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: *~Hels~* on January 06, 2004, 04:34:04 pm
yup i do

and serena i want loadsa chocolate pleasies :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 04:35:26 pm
yup i do

and serena i want loadsa chocolate pleasies :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper

Anything in particular?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 04:37:15 pm
Yea i've got the number i'm waiting and hopefully gonna get one their :D

Do you sell Jaffa Cakes yet? :P Oh could i have three vodka screamers please :D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 06, 2004, 04:38:05 pm
ON THE SPOT HEALTH INSPECTION

Good evening im Mr Daley from the Health department ive heard rumours of unhealthy pub in the local Haxed area took me a while to find you (57pages you people have no life)

Anyway ill get to the point im here to do a health inspection as you aware i have the right to do inspections



*30 minutes later*

you will recieve my report in the next 48 hours... Goodbye..
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 06, 2004, 04:41:30 pm
Can I have a drink please...decided to have a skate on my old blades that have a wheel missing and fell over :( think I need a drink, have a lil hole in my leg.

Tripple vodka and coke and some BBQ crisps please :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 04:43:53 pm
Anyway ill get to the point im here to do a health inspection as you aware i have the right to do inspections

Do you now??
/me wave ban-stick nonchalantly


Quote
you will recieve my report in the next 48 hours... Goodbye..
... and it will say things along the lines of "perfect, completely healty & clean .. etc. etc. if you know what's good for you

PS.. take a look further back to see what happened when the police tried to shut us down, or when the terrorist tried to destroy the place. ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 04:45:08 pm
Can I have a drink please...decided to have a skate on my old blades that have a wheel missing and fell over :( think I need a drink, have a lil hole in my leg.

Tripple vodka and coke and some BBQ crisps please :)

I'd rather you served I'm off to the supermarket soon to get jaffa cakes for everyone  :cheesy

But have a single vodka and coke it helps steady yourself  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 06, 2004, 04:47:16 pm
Fair do's *serves self*

So who's in the pub today? I seem to have a shift to do now :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: *~Hels~* on January 06, 2004, 04:54:27 pm
lotsa galaxy pleasies!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 04:55:28 pm
Me! :P i'll have a double vodka and an orange reef please seeing as shes gone for my jaffa cakes :D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 06, 2004, 04:56:28 pm
Im happy to report that the Haxed Arms passed with flying colours. nothing wrong with the place at all.

Congratulatuions you will enxt be expeted...

Never. Please feel free to sue me anytime you wish.

Mr Daley
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 04:59:39 pm
Now, that wasn't so hard, was it? :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 06, 2004, 05:06:06 pm
/me serves Shalashaska and hels

So what's everyone been up to? Dead here now this is in the crap bin  :funhatscomedown

 ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 06, 2004, 05:23:44 pm
So Amy, you got any good pics from yesterday?

OOOh yeah...the pinhole ones are coming along pretty well...and I'm in love with this camera..Hasselblad baby mmmmmmm....sadly I have to give it back to uni tomorrow  :'(

Umm.....got any of that eAbsinthe left? I just stretched my ear n it NACKED!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ikkleste on January 06, 2004, 05:34:53 pm
you just like saying hassleblad, don't ya?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 06:07:26 pm
Hellooooo, I'm here to work for a while  :evilimu
Can I get anyone anything?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: *~Hels~* on January 06, 2004, 06:09:10 pm
i never got my chocolate :funhatscomedown
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 06:10:59 pm
I happen to have a big bar of Dairy Milk on me that I don't want. Would you like it?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 06:16:15 pm
did ya get the jaffas :d
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 06:21:21 pm
No, Serena's gone to the supermarket to get those
Quote
I'm off to the supermarket soon to get jaffa cakes for everyone  :cheesy
^ see?  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 06, 2004, 06:42:39 pm
you just like saying hassleblad, don't ya?

So you noticed?  ;D

And...about that eAbsinthe....?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 06:55:05 pm
Sorry about your wait Amy... had to go find another bottle as the one here was empty, bah.
/me pours Amy a shot of eAbsinthe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 07:00:54 pm
More eDrunkeness anyone? >:D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 07:02:12 pm
More eDrunkeness anyone? >:D

Yeah!  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 07:04:30 pm
Whaddya want then?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 07:07:22 pm
I'll have some eAbsinthe and whatever Jack's havin!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 07:07:23 pm
Well at the Crown last night double vodka red devils worked well, so two of them please!!!!!

 :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 07:10:11 pm
/me serves the drinks that were asked for
When Jack realises someone's buying him a drink I'll (or whoever's serving at the time) get it for him
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 07:10:14 pm
Woo I got the jaffa cakes now, plus I bought some old el paso stuff so fajitas anyone? I'm in a cooking mood  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 07:11:17 pm
Woo I got the jaffa cakes now, plus I bought some old el paso stuff so fajitas anyone? I'm in a cooking mood  ;D

Yeah never tried them!!!!!!!!

They nice?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 07:12:24 pm
/me serves the drinks that were asked for
When Jack realises someone's buying him a drink I'll (or whoever's serving at the time) get it for him
Cool .. Bodds and Vodka please  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 07:12:28 pm
YAY *chants* Jaffa cakes! Jaffa cakes mmmmm
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 07:13:18 pm
Thanks for the drink

/me is relieved he doesn't have to type your name
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 07:13:56 pm
/me gives Jack his drink
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 07:14:10 pm
No Problem  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 07:17:01 pm
Thanks for the drink

/me is relieved he doesn't have to type your name

That's why Ctrl and C is so useful  ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 07:21:56 pm
wooo i think i've drunk to much e-stuff. this makes you kinda feel drunk acctually. and now i can't check my spellings. *Falls off chair* wow everythings the right way up ngaina...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 07:22:52 pm
Woo I got the jaffa cakes now, plus I bought some old el paso stuff so fajitas anyone? I'm in a cooking mood  ;D

Yeah never tried them!!!!!!!!

They nice?

Yup as long as you like spicy stuff

/me starts cooking fajitas
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 07:24:59 pm
Ooh! spicy stuff ;D

Can I have one?

/me rubs hands in anticipation

oh..

/me picks Shalashaska up & sits him back on his seat
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 07:29:02 pm
could i have some water please i think im a little e-drunk.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 07:29:55 pm
/me gives him a glass of water
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 07:30:00 pm
/me passes Shalashaska a glass of water
Meh, Jack already gave you one. Ah well, you'll have one ready for next time  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 07:30:50 pm
I've finished the fajitas, who wants mild salsa, who wants extra hot???
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 07:32:00 pm
Thank you both, your so very kinda! have a drink on me! Well not on top of me... ya kno what i mean

EDIT : Ill have a fadgi thing please  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 07:32:18 pm
Extra hot please ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 07:38:39 pm
/me gives jack and shala whatshisface fajitas

I gave you mild shal since you can't actually pronounce it  :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 07:45:12 pm
its alrite not many people can anyway. I can't completly read what it says anyw
ay cause everything is upside down lol! I'm reading it with a morrir  :mikeisahomo
EDIT : I meant mirror
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 07:47:29 pm
its alrite not many people can anyway. I can't completly read what it says anyway cause everything is upside down lol! I'm reading it with a morrio  :mikeisahomo

Haha you're eDrunk I love it when people are eDrunk.

Don't worry this establishment supports drunkenness *points to sig*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 08:05:37 pm
ok well, i think i'll go stagger home  i'll cya tomoro! lol hopefuly i'll have recovered poor me, Bye z bye!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 08:09:10 pm
Bye bye *waves* come again  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 08:12:33 pm
Don't even think of driving that car in the state you're in!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 08:18:30 pm
Don't even think of driving that car in the state you're in!

Surely you can't get done for eDrunk driving? Except by officer Luke I guess...did you ever find out if he was a real officer?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 08:21:43 pm
Surely you can't get done for eDrunk driving? Except by officer Luke I guess...did you ever find out if he was a real officer?

He's nowa traffic cop ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 08:24:33 pm
I'm positive he was a fake cop  :ninja only after free drinks I'm sure. Damned authority  :fork
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 08:32:59 pm
60 pages!!!!  Bloody hell this is popular hehe

 :lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 08:34:53 pm
60 pages!!!!  Bloody hell this is popular hehe

Are you gonna order anything to drink, or do you just wanna stand there and be a coat rack?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 08:37:28 pm
Well since ya asked so nicely i'll have a whiskey chaser please lol

 :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 08:38:45 pm
/me hands over whiskey chaser
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 08:44:08 pm
*downs whiskey chaser* yum that was nice, need food now though, what's on the menu & who's the cook 2night?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 08:48:55 pm
I'm cooking at the moment, Mexican fajitas the special tonight....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 08:50:35 pm
One of those sounds good, if they are good then i'll have to order more hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 08:55:43 pm
One of those sounds good, if they are good then i'll have to order more hehe

Ok coming right up

/me heats up one of the fajitas she made earlier that no-one ate
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 08:57:05 pm
Im gettin second hand food!  What kind of establishment is this hehe

 :wtf
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 08:59:27 pm
One that doesn't waste perfectly good food  :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 06, 2004, 08:59:49 pm
a damn good one!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 09:03:22 pm
Yeah i know its good but re-warmed food???

Ah sod it chuck it here i'll eat it im hungry hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 09:03:41 pm
Im gettin second hand food!  What kind of establishment is this hehe

Quality establishment, this...

We've even got a hijean type certificate 8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 09:06:48 pm
Im gettin second hand food!  What kind of establishment is this hehe

Quality establishment, this...

We've even got a hijean type certificate 8)

Hygiene you mean?  ;)

I haven't seen a certificate! I want one to put by the front door  :funhatscomedown

And Mike they aren't recycled, I just cooked them but no-one was in to eat them cos I made too many, They are untouched, just been in the fridge :p

Here ya go try one....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 09:07:54 pm
Ok ok I said i'd eat the food lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 09:11:55 pm
Hygiene you mean?  ;)

Yeah .. just gettinginto charactur ::)

Quote
I haven't seen a certificate! I want one to put by the front door  :funhatscomedown
Well, Daley left something like that a couple of pages back :) (no coersion invloved, honest! well, OK, maybe a little bit )
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 09:15:24 pm
Well, Daley left something like that a couple of pages back :) (no coersion invloved, honest! well, OK, maybe a little bit )

Yeah but I want a proper one, is he online?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 09:16:21 pm
According to his msn name he's at work
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 09:19:18 pm
It's just occured to me that Pete never works here I'll have to sack him. Should be ok with me, beke, jack, mez and adam i think
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 09:20:40 pm
It's just occured to me that Pete never works here I'll have to sack him. Should be ok with me, beke, jack, mez and adam i think

Is that your first sacking?

lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 09:21:55 pm
No, she fired Rachael I think (that or she quit)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 09:23:26 pm
Cook was fired????

Those parmo's wer so good as well lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 09:24:18 pm
Cook was fired????

Before she was cook, she was a crap barmaid so she got sacked - then she grovelled a bit & became cook.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 09:26:08 pm
Cook was fired????

Before she was cook, she was a crap barmaid so she got sacked - then she grovelled a bit & became cook.

Yeah but shes never in shes only part time so I'm doing the cooking....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Tyke_06 on January 06, 2004, 09:26:26 pm
I WANT A JOB!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 09:27:45 pm
I WANT A JOB!!!!!!!!!!

You can clean out the toilets if you want....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 09:28:16 pm
How do we know you're not some crazy terrorist who just wants to get behind the bar to get to loads of alcohol to drink and pour all over and then drop a match so you finish what Alick tried to start?  :ninja
[/paranoia]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Tyke_06 on January 06, 2004, 09:28:51 pm
I aint cleaning no bogs? i want to be the promotion guy!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 09:29:26 pm
It's ok I know him Mez  :mikeisahomo

Ooh yeah you can promote it if you want  :cheesy
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Tyke_06 on January 06, 2004, 09:30:29 pm
i can be the gorgeous face of this pub. haha. ill pull pundits in there.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 09:30:32 pm
What's wrong with cleaning out the toilets? Cootey's done it before  :mikeisahomo [spoiler]wouldn't want to do it myself though, yey for bar job![/spoiler]

And that's okay then Serena  :stopmoaningalex I didn't want some random guy trying to kill us or something, heh.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 09:31:32 pm
Alick & the acid attack nearly wrecked the pub!!!!!!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Tyke_06 on January 06, 2004, 09:31:58 pm
WOW!!!! batfink!!!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 06, 2004, 09:32:55 pm
Cootey's done it before  :mikeisahomo

It was so that i could stick cameras in there  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 09:33:10 pm
Yup he did, the evil pub-tryer-wreckerer  :evilimu
Jack sorted that one though, I have a feeling he won't be back until at least Thursday
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 09:33:30 pm
i can be the gorgeous face of this pub. haha. ill pull pundits in there.

Gorgeous eh?  :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 09:33:55 pm
Cootey's done it before  :mikeisahomo

It was so that i could stick cameras in there  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper

 :nervous :nervous :nervous
*reminds self not to use Haxed Arms toilets*
 :nervous :nervous :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 09:34:19 pm
WOW!!!! batfink!!!!!

Batfink rules all 80's cartoons!!!!!

Hey barstaff where's my other spicy mexican fajita's?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 09:34:26 pm
Cootey's done it before  :mikeisahomo

It was so that i could stick cameras in there  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper

Oi you why aren't you doing anything? Find some more entertainment!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Tyke_06 on January 06, 2004, 09:35:47 pm
 :ghost i like this guy, he haunts the pub. rumour has it
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 06, 2004, 09:36:46 pm
What game do'ya wanna play in the gamecube...we can have a tournement  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 09:37:00 pm
:ghost i like this guy, he haunts the pub. rumour has it

He's a random guy Alick hit with the acid so now he comes & goes randomly lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 09:37:38 pm
:ghost i like this guy, he haunts the pub. rumour has it

Oooh, can we have a seyonce (sp?)  :evilimu
:ghost
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 09:37:49 pm
What game do'ya wanna play in the gamecube...we can have a tournement  :mikeisahomo

Halo????
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Tyke_06 on January 06, 2004, 09:37:59 pm
ah i read ya. then whos this guy? ----->  :jack
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 06, 2004, 09:38:26 pm
I've just been to clean the toilets again and someone left a penguin in there  :jack

It gave me 3 karma points  :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 09:38:46 pm
Seance? well if you're up late tonight we can Mez, meanwhile....eek never knew the pub was haunted..... :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 09:39:35 pm
Aye, I think I will be.
Wonder what what'll happen  :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Tyke_06 on January 06, 2004, 09:40:03 pm
yep haunted with this guy  :ghost i call naming it. ummmmmm MORAG
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 09:40:09 pm
ah i read ya. then whos this guy? ----->  :jack

Oh that'll be one of Serena's penguins loose again hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 09:42:52 pm
Morag the ghost, hmmmm, wonder if he is friendly?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Tyke_06 on January 06, 2004, 09:44:06 pm
no way, hes a mean son of a bitch who hunts  :fashr0x0rs rockers!!!!!!!! be afraid
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 09:44:22 pm
I doubt it as he was killed by flying acid in the bar!!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 06, 2004, 09:45:30 pm
BTW!!! THis is the most posted thread EVER!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 09:46:01 pm
BTW!!! THis is the most posted thread EVER!!!

Yeah and its still going hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 09:46:23 pm
Gah .. dammit .. was gonna perma-lock it at one off :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 06, 2004, 09:48:14 pm
YEa...but it's not like the 'learn something new everyday' thread deserved to be top anyway
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 09:49:10 pm
Wow I feel severely special that my pub has attacted the most punters  :-[
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 09:51:08 pm
Wow I feel severely special that my pub has attacted the most punters  :-[

Must be the friendly staff & management, oh and the free parmo's lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 09:54:09 pm
Fuck... i need another drink. The funniest thing happened. I was driving home after a day out here at The Haxed Arms when suddenly...

http://www.f1cartvideos.com/crash_f1_brundle_australia.jpg

I'll have the strongest drink you've got!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 09:55:33 pm
You sobered up yet?

We have eAbsinthe if you want it?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 09:56:19 pm
Poor you, here have a nice combination of absinthe,vodka,JD and Red Bull  :mikeisahomo (no idea what it tastes like but I expect it'll get you trollied  :mikeisahomo )
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 09:57:00 pm
Erm... that seems like a good idea! Forget my destroyed drunk driving car...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 09:57:41 pm
Poor you, here have a nice combination of absinthe,vodka,JD and Red Bull  :mikeisahomo (no idea what it tastes like but I expect it'll get you trollied  :mikeisahomo )

Holy crap!!!!!!

Id be impressed if peoples could stand up after that lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 06, 2004, 09:58:17 pm
can i have an eB/J of one of the sexy barmaids?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 09:58:49 pm
Oh my God!

Was your eLicence yaken from you? I hope you aren't gonna attract Officer luke in here now...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 09:59:24 pm
can i have an eB/J of one of the sexy barmaids?

Well Mez is the only barmaid in..... :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 09:59:46 pm
Me too, heh. They might need the holdy-upy thing Amy was in t'other day to strap themselves to the bar.
Could be an interesting competition though.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 10:00:24 pm
can i have an eB/J of one of the sexy barmaids?

Well Mez is the only barmaid in..... :laugh

Thank fuck that's a cocktail!
/me mixes the cocktail up for Cootey  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 10:00:30 pm
Yeah should be a future Haxed bar event, drinking that cocktail lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 10:01:31 pm
Well Cootey's meant to organise these things...
Hmm, I've got to dash, be back shortly
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 10:05:05 pm
Ok I'll cover....hmmmm....../me eyes the concoction of vodka, JD, absinthe and red bull

Well I have vodka and JD here......actually on sunday night I drank Vodka and coke mixed with JD and Lilt (not my idea btw)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 10:06:35 pm
Ok I'll cover....hmmmm....../me eyes the concoction of vodka, JD, absinthe and red bull

Well I have vodka and JD here......actually on sunday night I drank Vodka and coke mixed with JD and Lilt (not my idea btw)

 :nervous :nervous :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 10:06:44 pm
... i'm e-drunk again  :mikeisahomo

Edit : I spend way to much time in here... lol This ones different this is just blurr n stuff. ouch my eyes...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 10:09:37 pm
Haha *makes mental note not to get drunk in the Haxed Bar. I'm so tempted to go to the Crown now all this talk of alcohol...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 10:14:54 pm
I'm back
Sorry about that
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 10:20:49 pm
Hey again! You should try some of this stuff! Its goooooooood
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 10:25:11 pm
I'll pass thanks, I don't want to pass out on the job  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 10:26:51 pm
Heh yeah, same here really. Though it is tempting...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 10:27:49 pm
Heh .. passing out, that's where it all goes .. it all goes black, doesn't it?? >:D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 10:29:38 pm
Yup, very tempting, but I don't want to give someone eToilet Duck instead of eAbsinthe  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Morkholio on January 06, 2004, 10:33:04 pm
*Mark walks in the bar*

Pint of Guiness and a packet of KP Peanuts thankyou please 8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 10:33:46 pm
Lol hi Mark, nice to see you here.... ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 10:34:47 pm
/me serves Mark and waves
heylo  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 10:35:11 pm
DO you still have them Jeffa Cakes? I'm quote hungry
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 06, 2004, 10:36:38 pm
Hmmm what to drink now

 :wtf

I know, i'll have a JD & coke, not had one of those in ages.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 10:37:33 pm
I think there's still some
/me has a look around and finds the jaffa cakes and serves Mike his JD and coke
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 06, 2004, 10:40:15 pm
Thank you, That will make my night :D Right i'm off again... this time i wont be back until tomoro! Bye everyone looks like im walking this time with no car and all. Hope everything works out with your Karma mark  :mikeisahomo
Byeeeee
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 10:40:36 pm
Grr i'm bored i'm having a triple JD and coke here since I've only got about a double left in real life *drinks*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 11:22:51 pm
Right since we have lost all custom apparently, I might close the pub cos I'm getting real life drunk here heh.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 11:24:03 pm
 :funhatscomedown Aren't we going to have our seance?  :ghost
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 11:28:49 pm
Right since we have lost all custom apparently, I might close the pub cos I'm getting real life drunk here heh.

Really? .. you mean you're virtually e-drunk?? :o

/me giggles innanley
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 11:35:45 pm
:funhatscomedown Aren't we going to have our seance?  :ghost

Oh yeah ok but as long as you don't mind me being virtually eDrunk  ::)

Ok who's with us????
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 06, 2004, 11:37:50 pm
i am very surprised that this is still going lol Hey everybody :) *waves*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 11:39:17 pm
Hiya

By the way, jack there is nothing worse than being Drunk and eDrunk at the same time....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 11:40:32 pm
Hi Cornflakegirl, what'll you be having.

I must apologise for the Landlady - she appears to have had a bit much ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 11:41:43 pm
Pah leave me alone I'm off duty anyway  :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 06, 2004, 11:42:34 pm
its ok lol ill have a wkd blue if you have any please :) and call me lucy its easier :P thankyou. what is this about a seance? (oh and drunken landladies are the best :))
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 06, 2004, 11:44:24 pm
*Cootey drinks his drink that's been left on the side for hours

Damn...that was spiked
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 11:45:37 pm
/me serves lucy with a blue WKD

Damn...that was spiked

Aha! ..wondered where that pack of drawing-pins got to! Thanks.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Morkholio on January 06, 2004, 11:46:48 pm
That pint of E-Guiness has made me E-Drunk, damn my lightweightedness. :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 11:47:03 pm
Yeah we are gonna have a seance when it's quieter here.  ;D

There's apparently a ghost inhere  :nervous :ghost
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 06, 2004, 11:48:00 pm
schloo...weebl...weebl...SPUD!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Morkholio on January 06, 2004, 11:48:42 pm
Lets try and catch it in a bag

:ninja           :ghost
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 06, 2004, 11:48:57 pm
schloo...weebl...weebl...SPUD!

You what what????
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 06, 2004, 11:51:07 pm
cool, ghost (thank you for the drink jack :)) i like ghosts  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 06, 2004, 11:53:15 pm
/me serves lucy with a blue WKD

Damn...that was spiked

Aha! ..wondered where that pack of drawing-pins got to! Thanks.

 :laugh You should get fired for that
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2004, 11:55:21 pm
That pint of E-Guiness has made me E-Drunk, damn my lightweightedness. :fashr0x0rs

Well, you are now ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 06, 2004, 11:56:48 pm
Be nice Tee.
Sorry I went to try and remove those cameras Cootey said he'd put in the toilets.
Failed miserably though. Nevermind eh? We might catch some footage of Morag  :ghost
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Morkholio on January 06, 2004, 11:59:09 pm
Eek I didn't like being E-Drunk I couldn't read anything and nothing made sense, it was just like the real thing :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 07, 2004, 12:00:55 am
morag!!! what a cool name for a ghost!!! excellent :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 12:06:24 am
Well I'm going to sober up before this seance *has a coffe from the coffee machine she just remembered is in the corner*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 07, 2004, 12:08:34 am
Eek I didn't like being E-Drunk I couldn't read anything and nothing made sense, it was just like the real thing :P

... and you thought that people were just kidding ::)

Serena, you want the triple espresso with extra caffiene setting ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 12:09:39 am
I'm wanting sleep... need to go to sleep... had hardly any sleep lately...
I'll try wake up before the seance, if I don't then let me know what happens as I'll be upset I missed it  :funhatscomedown
Quote
:ghost :ghost
I think Morag has a friend  :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 12:10:15 am


Serena, you want the triple espresso with extra caffiene setting ;)

*takes jack's advice as her vision is going well dodgy*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 12:13:48 am
I'm wanting sleep... need to go to sleep... had hardly any sleep lately...
I'll try wake up before the seance, if I don't then let me know what happens as I'll be upset I missed it  :funhatscomedown
Quote
:ghost :ghost
I think Morag has a friend  :nervous

Don't worry we'll do the seance another day I'm tired too
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 07, 2004, 12:16:27 am


Serena, you want the triple espresso with extra caffiene setting ;)

*takes jack's advice as her vision is going well dodgy*

See here (if you can) http://www.haxed.co.uk/yabbse/index.php?board=8;action=display;threadid=10728 (http://www.haxed.co.uk/yabbse/index.php?board=8;action=display;threadid=10728)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 12:17:13 am
Yey
/me toddles off home to bed after nearly falling asleep on the bar
Night all  :evilimu :uni
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 12:18:05 am
Night Mez thanks for your help. *sigh* better close up soon then.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 12:54:17 am
*Locks up*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 12:04:55 pm
Morning everyone we are open for business again  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: *~Hels~* on January 07, 2004, 12:07:41 pm
ooh fill me with alcohoool before i have to go to smeely work please mrs barmaid
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 12:14:39 pm
Vodka and coke good?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: *~Hels~* on January 07, 2004, 12:18:03 pm
mm yeah lotsa of em, i wanna get very drunk before work today :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 12:19:06 pm
*gives Hels a large vodka and coke*

When you off to work then?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: *~Hels~* on January 07, 2004, 12:22:03 pm
going in bout an hour and a bit ish
gotta talk to mongs, and retards, and people even worse than that who try to use the modem as a mouse :eek
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 07, 2004, 12:26:11 pm
going in bout an hour and a bit ish
gotta talk to mongs, and retards, and people even worse than that who try to use the modem as a mouse :eek

and thats before she even gets on the phones :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: *~Hels~* on January 07, 2004, 12:29:01 pm
hahahaha yeah yuor right there
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 12:29:23 pm
Morning Mike, you want a drink or anything?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 07, 2004, 12:30:36 pm
aye i'll have a sex on the beach please (never had one always wondered)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: *~Hels~* on January 07, 2004, 12:32:07 pm
oooh its great  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper we had lots at my last party,think its why we had such a good time
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 12:32:52 pm
aye i'll have a sex on the beach please (never had one always wondered)

Ooooh yeah I love them. *mixes a sex on the beach up and hands it to mike*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 07, 2004, 01:34:23 pm
!!* CONGRATULATIONS *!!
(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gary.graham1/HealthCert.jpg)

*If link doesnt work will fix it later*

Barstaff anychance i can get a Terry Chocolate orange please? Tia Maria + Orange i think
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 02:12:49 pm
What link??

Here ya go *hands Daley his drink*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 02:35:21 pm
Tried to get something to wake me up this morning but you was shut :( can I have a double vodka and red bull please?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 02:43:24 pm
You not working today? I slept in should have messaged Jack to open up :p

*hands Beke a Red Bull but no alcohol*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 07, 2004, 02:46:31 pm
bad morning, was half asleep and dropped my mobile into my cuppa tea. bah!

Think I need a vodka and coke missus bardmaid laydeeee! ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 02:48:54 pm
*Sereves Chevallus* Here ya go  :mikeisahomo

Is your mobile ok?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 07, 2004, 02:51:09 pm
 :funhatscomedown alas, my mobile is no more *sob* my poor phone..

*drinks up* thankee :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 02:52:54 pm
No way! Was it expensive??
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 07, 2004, 02:58:34 pm
Nah. T'was an old brick of a phone really :P but it held sentimental value. :funhatscomedown

Think I need another drink.. what do you reccomend?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 03:01:36 pm
Lou's Pink Kangaroo seems good or the alcoholics drink last night: vodka, absinthe, JD and red bull....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 07, 2004, 03:04:10 pm
A JD and Coke is a good drink to have. Alas i have to work got a few mor pubs to inspect that Leos in Redca looks doomed to be shut.. too many pill heads for me [spoiler]joke btw[/spoiler]

So ill have one last drink before i go.. Can you make it a double vodka with red bull.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 07, 2004, 03:04:17 pm
I'll take the alcoholic's mix thingy por favour :) and whatever your having of course.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 03:07:13 pm
*gives Daley his Double vodka and red bull* I still wanna know what link you were on about Mr. Health inspector?

Thanks Chev, here's yours

*gives Chevallus the evil alcoholic drink and has a Jd and coke*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 07, 2004, 03:10:29 pm
I still wanna know what link you were on about Mr. Health inspector?

For the Health Certificate.. If you remember my sigs/site was blocked a long time ago. its back now though WOOP

Thanks for the E-drink time to go close Leos... Teehee Health Inspection time

*Jack did not persuade me to close it*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 07, 2004, 03:11:06 pm
*drinks* Thankee.. I think i shall be off looking for a job and a new phone now (*sob* :funhatscomedown )

Toodles!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 03:11:51 pm
Bye everyone see ya soon.

Woo got the health certificate now, it's at the entrancce so anyone coming in can see we are clean and healthy here  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Razman on January 07, 2004, 03:42:35 pm
i need a strong drink before i have to go and do my work, meh.

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 03:47:22 pm
Hm what will it be JD? Vodka? Shot of absinthe?

Thanks for lending me that DVD btw it was cool  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Razman on January 07, 2004, 03:48:18 pm
Jd and coke please


np about the dvd it is a good movie.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 03:54:05 pm
*Gives Razman his drink*

Yeah I really want to read the original Shakespeare play now might download it from online so I can read and chat at the same time  :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Razman on January 07, 2004, 04:05:16 pm
thankies.

*drinks his drink and goes off to do stupid work*

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 05:55:00 pm
Hey, I'm here for my shift  :evilimu :uni
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 06:06:35 pm
Yay! Bit dead today, but have you seen our brand spanking new Health certificate at the entrance?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 06:16:15 pm
Yup saw it when I wandered in  :evilimu
Very impressive that we're recognised for being hygenic  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 07, 2004, 06:16:54 pm
*stroles into the Haxed Arms... Again.*

Hey everyone i'll just have a few orange reefs please  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 06:19:19 pm
here you go
/me serves 3 orange reefs
Has anyone tried the turquiosey/green reefs? I haven't but they look intruiging
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 07, 2004, 06:20:36 pm
Thank ya... So how are you two today? and Nah i think i'll stick with the orange ones... :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 06:25:11 pm
Has anyone tried the turquiosey/green reefs? I haven't but they look intruiging

I saw those the other day!!!   look yummy   *slurps*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 06:27:45 pm
Ah well nevermind eh?
Pete did you try one?
Oh and I'm okay I guess thanks. Knacked left knee and shoulder (don't know how I've managed that) and an exam tomorrow but I'll survive  8)
Hows you?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 06:28:29 pm
Nah the bluey green ones are horrible. I only know one person who likes them.

Pate btw you were sacked cos you never turned up for work  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 06:29:24 pm
 :o   you never gave me my shifts!!!!    right!!! thats it!!!  *phones unfair dismissal line*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 07, 2004, 06:31:33 pm
I'm not too bad thank ya  ;D

an i be Janitor Shalashaska? hehe that would be kewl...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 06:34:49 pm
If we have too many staff we'll never have customers lol.

Pete, you never came in! The shifts work around when you are online  :P

Me and jack generally oversee it all day and night, and Beke and Merike come in when they are not at college or whatever.

If you want a second chance you can be on cooking duty cos Rach hasn't been in today....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 07, 2004, 06:36:14 pm
In that case i'll have a e-absinthingy can't pronounce it never mind spell it.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 06:37:26 pm
*cooks* cos the unfair dismissal line said "sod off - what the hell's an e-pub"  :-\  heh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Razman on January 07, 2004, 06:37:46 pm
Can i have double vodka and coke please

got abit of my work done, 2 1/2 pages left to do.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 06:38:20 pm
Ah okay, I'll avoid them then, what do they taste of?
And yeah Pete  :P I'm juggling revision for my exams tomorrow and Friday with my job so if I can do it so can you  :P
Good point actually, where is Rachael?  :ninja
/me serves David
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 07, 2004, 06:41:59 pm
Nooooo!!

EDIT : At this point in time realises Razman has the same name as himself.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 06:42:04 pm
Hmm dunno just taste really weak and weird. Some people like them but they are definitely the least popular  :-\ Give me an orange reef over ten of those *considers* actually if some gave me ten of those instead of an orange one I probably wouldn't complain lol.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 06:44:07 pm
Nooooo!!

How did ya get ma name?

David Errickson....  *stalks*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 07, 2004, 06:45:49 pm
Nooooo!!

How did ya get ma name?

David Errickson....  *stalks*

 :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 06:46:12 pm
Nooooo!!

EDIT : At this point in time realises Razman has the same name as himself.

 :wtf I didn't. I served you on the previous page without saying your name as I didn't know it then served David (Razman)

Edit: ah okay makes sense now
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Razman on January 07, 2004, 06:48:11 pm
hehe too many davids...

Ah well *drinks his drink* thanks

how many drinks do u have to drink to get edrunk.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 06:49:52 pm
As many as it takes David, a many as it takes  8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 07, 2004, 06:50:22 pm
hehe too many davids...

Ah well *drinks his drink* thanks

how many drinks do u have to drink to get edrunk.

Just one... it was something i had last night in here for the first time... Me and Razman will have one :P ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 06:53:33 pm
So thats 2 eAbsinthe,Vodka, JD and Red Bulls coming right up
I think that's all was in them
/me serves the two Davids
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 07, 2004, 06:54:45 pm
Thank yoooou. I'll pay you later when it lets me  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 06:56:19 pm
Hehe Razman have you been eDrunk yet?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 07, 2004, 07:03:19 pm
Ooh .. we have a new victi drunkard??!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 07:05:29 pm
I might aswell work for a bit :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 07:05:43 pm
Aye seems like it. My special concoctions seem to be working a treat  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 07, 2004, 07:10:39 pm
I might aswell work for a bit :)

/me faints in shock
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 07:14:59 pm
shush you :P

/me kicks Jack awake
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Razman on January 07, 2004, 07:16:13 pm
lol wooo thanks for that drink.

I hadn't been edrunk before now i'am woo *spins around and falls over*

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 07, 2004, 07:16:53 pm
shush you :P

 ::)  no, no, you're doing it all wrong!

here, let me show you...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 07:16:54 pm
Beke how about you check our finances? We don't seem to be doing well since we moved to our new premises  :(
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 07:17:25 pm
::)  no, no, you're doing it all wrong!

here, let me show you...

 :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 07, 2004, 07:31:17 pm
Can i HAve a Whisky, on the rocks?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 07:32:28 pm
*nods* course you can :)
/me pours Cootey whiskey in a glass with some ice  :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 07, 2004, 07:37:43 pm
Another?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 07:38:25 pm
/me pours Cootey another
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 07:38:59 pm
Things ain't looking too good...since we moved things seem to have been running a bit slower, we still have people in but it seems to be the same old regulars and the staff aren't getting payed as they should be. I think maybe some advertising would be a good idea? what you think?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 07, 2004, 07:41:20 pm
One more! THen i'm going to play on the pinball machine
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 07:42:58 pm
okay  :)
/me serves Cootey yet another whiskey on the rocks
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 07:44:35 pm
Advertising sounds a great idea! Do you want to sort something out Beke?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 07:50:41 pm
Aye I can do :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 07:52:28 pm
Cool! Get going then biatch  ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 07:54:31 pm
nibbles, anyone?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 07, 2004, 07:58:36 pm
I'm sure we already has someone on promo  :-\

Anyway...i got the high score on pinball...i'm a pinball wizard!  ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 07:58:41 pm
nibbles, anyone?

Yup I'll have an ePate on an eBaguette since i had such a nice real one just now  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 07:59:36 pm


Anyway...i got the high score on pinball...i'm a pinball wizard!  ;)

Nothing to do with the fact you're the first person to play it?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 07:59:43 pm
*cooks and serves*  hehe think i'll go look in the fridge now - that sounds well nice hmmmm
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 07, 2004, 08:00:59 pm


Anyway...i got the high score on pinball...i'm a pinball wizard!  ;)

Nothing to do with the fact you're the first person to play it?

Nah...That gohst had played it  :ghost
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: [hayley] on January 07, 2004, 08:04:55 pm
I'm having a rough day at work...do you do take-out hehe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 08:05:15 pm
Oh I see ::)

Well that's a good point. Maybe the ghost scared away the customers  :o
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 08:05:57 pm
I'm having a rough day at work...do you do take-out hehe

Not on drink but can do you some food when Pete gets back from the fridge...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 08:06:10 pm
I'm having a rough day at work...do you do take-out hehe

sure thing - plastic bags galore!!!  what you after?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: [hayley] on January 07, 2004, 08:07:36 pm
umm mashed potato  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 08:08:54 pm
thank god for smash, eh  huh.   there you go umm... mashed potato in a plastic bag....hmmmm strange
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: [hayley] on January 07, 2004, 08:10:19 pm
thank god for smash, eh  huh.   there you go umm... mashed potato in a plastic bag....hmmmm strange

NOOOO not smash its evil *sends it back*

[edit] shows nothing for your cullinary skilld pete  :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 08:11:27 pm
 :nosmile  trust you to be a fussy customer ::)     fiiinneee....  *gets to peeling potatoes*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: [hayley] on January 07, 2004, 08:12:15 pm
:nosmile  trust you to be a fussy customer ::)     fiiinneee....  *gets to peeling potatoes*

wooo and throw in some gravy whilst your at it ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 08:14:48 pm
you waning butter in with your mash??? (lurpak of course)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 08:15:59 pm
Heh nice to see you working Pete  :mikeisahomo

Do you think we should hire an exorcist type person to get rid of the ghost?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 08:17:26 pm
I hear that hayley's the local priest!!!  go on, lass!!! pay for your mash with an exorcism!!! huh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: [hayley] on January 07, 2004, 08:17:44 pm
you waning butter in with your mash??? (lurpak of course)

aye ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 07, 2004, 08:18:31 pm
thank god for smash, eh  huh.   there you go umm... mashed potato in a plastic bag....hmmmm strange

Heh .. spaff potato!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 08:19:21 pm
there you go then - top notch mash  :mikeisahomo    
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: [hayley] on January 07, 2004, 08:21:11 pm
you want me to exorcise the ghost...i spose i could be garlands bitch come priest if you like ;D

*puts on ghost busting clothes*

watch out ghosties
:ghost  :fork
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 08:31:08 pm
Poor Morag  :ghost  :funhatscomedown
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 08:33:00 pm
heh yeah be careful with him hayley. maybe you could catch him and we could kreep him as a pet like slimer?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 08:34:10 pm
 ;D yey, can we keep him?! Can we!? Can we?!
I'll look after him Serena  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 08:34:14 pm
not poor morag at all!!! In my kitchen all night she's just been messing on mith my pans, and she left her ghost-gooze all over the mashed potatoes :-\ and keeps on clankering pots and pans    >:(  grrrr    
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 08:34:56 pm
Urgh, but you've just served Hayley Mashed potato  :-X
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 08:35:36 pm
blame morag - not meeeee  
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 08:35:43 pm
Thought it was a guy ghost?

Yeah lets keep him heh as long as he doesn't muck up the kitchen or scare the customers away  :ghost
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 08:37:39 pm
/me sets to work on building a wendyhouse type stucture to keep Morag in so he doesn't cause to much mischief
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 07, 2004, 08:38:09 pm
I al;ways thought Morag was a girls name :wtf
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 08:38:43 pm
Can me have a pint of Jack for lovely kerry please :)...Beke will pay...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 07, 2004, 08:40:15 pm
Can me have a pint of Jack for lovely kerry please :)...Beke will pay...

Must ..... not...... make .....a ....... comment
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: [hayley] on January 07, 2004, 08:40:27 pm
ok morag has been released ok i was too slow to catch him he said he'll be good though heh

as for the mash :-X
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 07, 2004, 08:40:29 pm
I always thought Morag was a stupid name
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 08:43:01 pm
Oh yeah you're right it is a girl's name heh just sounds very masculine hmm.

Ok what do we do with it now Miss ghostbuster?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 08:44:58 pm
Can me have a pint of Jack for lovely kerry please :)...Beke will pay...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 08:46:40 pm
No need to shout you could have just helped yourself to it silly...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: [hayley] on January 07, 2004, 08:47:35 pm
umm merike's making a ghost proof wendyhouse for morag...and he doesn't mind about the name.

always fancied himself as a bit of a laydeee ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 08:49:11 pm
Oh yea :-\ oops *gets kerry a pint of jack* :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 08:50:37 pm
Is Kerry actually in here? I'm not seeing her *looks around*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 08:53:23 pm
She'll be here soon...all in good time my friend

how cheesy was that :nosmile
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 08:54:26 pm
/me wipes sweat from her brow
Phew, finished Morag's house  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 08:55:22 pm
Oh yea :-\ oops *gets kerry a pint of jack* :)

thanks i soooooooooooooo need it
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 08:57:47 pm
Hiya Kerry! Nice to see you here  ;D

Mez, Where's the house i wanna see it?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 08:57:52 pm
kisses to beke get one for yself oet heheheethats what they say to barmaids right?? :-*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 08:58:33 pm
Hiya Kerry! Nice to see you here  ;D



hey landlady......must say im loving the pub ...pints of jack bonza...... :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 09:00:12 pm
Damn right, I hope you'll spread the word among your friends heh we need a bit more custom  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 07, 2004, 09:02:19 pm
*wanders in* I'll have one of those strange jd, vodka, absynth, whatever thingy whatsits please missus bartender laydee. ;D

any entertainment on tonight worth sticking around for? :colour
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 09:04:45 pm
Aye Beke's gunna put a skirt on  :o entertainment in itself...and if you're lucky i'll let you prod me with sticks ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 07, 2004, 09:05:51 pm
Aye Beke's gunna put a skirt on  :o entertainment in itself...and if you're lucky i'll let you prod me with sticks ;D

*backs quietly out of door*

oh hang on, wheres my drink?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 09:06:37 pm
Lol good advert Beke, I think i'll steal that for myself too.....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 09:06:42 pm
didn't mean to scare away the customers  :-[

Oh and notice the new advertising feature  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 07, 2004, 09:08:41 pm
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? :funhatscomedown
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 09:11:47 pm
great entertainment guys.......... :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 09:11:48 pm
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I'll have one of those strange jd, vodka, absynth, whatever thingy whatsits please missus bartender laydee. ;D
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? :funhatscomedown

Here ya go Chev *hands over alcoholic cocktail*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 09:12:43 pm
u guys sure kno how to cheer me up another pint of jack my good woman and one for yaself
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 07, 2004, 09:13:40 pm
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I'll have one of those strange jd, vodka, absynth, whatever thingy whatsits please missus bartender laydee. ;D
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? :funhatscomedown

Here ya go Chev *hands over alcoholic cocktail*

;D Thankoo! *takes drink and goes to play pinball*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 09:14:50 pm
game of pool anyone?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 09:17:36 pm
game of pool anyone?


Yeah why not?

You want to break?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 07, 2004, 09:17:38 pm
*fails miserably at pinball*

Bah got beaten to it :P I'll have another strange cocktail when someones serving though :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 09:20:19 pm
I'll serve...what you wanting?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 09:21:23 pm
game of pool anyone?


Yeah why not?

You want to break?

aye why not ..................im not good like dave or my bro though.....i can do trick shots and pot brillinatly when i dont mean too  :monocle
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 09:21:28 pm
*fails miserably at pinball*

Bah got beaten to it :P I'll have another strange cocktail when someones serving though :P

Here ya go *hands over another* my you're hardcore taking two of these, gonns be eDrunk in no time  :cheesy
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 09:22:08 pm
Presenting Morag's wendyhouse stylee house:

(http://www.haxed.co.uk/coppermine/albums/userpics/10885/moraghouse.jpg)

Okay, so it may not look much (but that's because I can't draw for toffee) but the interior decor is lovely  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 09:23:00 pm
i dint get another jack  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 09:24:01 pm
Here's your JD Kerry, and let's get on with that game.....

Haha nice house Merike  :mikeisahomo Now you gotta get him in it :p
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 09:24:11 pm
/me serves Kerry another Jack  :)
Ah well Serena already gave you one, erm, this can be for when you've drank that.

Hmm okay I'll try and get Morag to go into his house
/me chases Morag round The Haxed Arms in an attempt to get him to go into his spanking new home
:ghost :carlysbreasticles
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 07, 2004, 09:24:32 pm
*stands up looking unbalanced*

EDRUNK?! ME?! I can handle my alcyfrol thankooo sir!
..
*falls over*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 09:24:43 pm
wow loadsa jack your go babe...im on blue
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 09:25:11 pm
I've decided as assistant manager of this pub that i'm going to take over publicity and do the designs for anything that may need doing  :D hehe.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 09:26:52 pm
Sounds like a plan Beke :mikeisahomo

*Takes her shot**misses and pots white*

Doh!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 09:27:54 pm
bugger ya more sober than me n ive potted 3 missus whats in ya drinks lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 09:28:27 pm
You'd never think i have a shit computer and only paint to do my master pieces in  :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 09:29:06 pm
bugger ya more sober than me n ive potted 3 missus whats in ya drinks lol

Haha I haven't been drinkikng I'm just crap at pool, plus worried about how dead the pub has been recently lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 07, 2004, 09:29:52 pm
*leaves pub*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 09:31:35 pm
fuck every buggers leavin u need special offers and dancin girls half nekkid ones or pole dancers
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 09:32:34 pm
Wuhoo! Finally got the bugger to go in!
So Morag, what do you think?
 :ghost - Eeyyyyyy  :mikeisahomo I've got a telly and everything!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 09:32:42 pm
*beke takes her shoes off and gets ready to strip*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 09:33:32 pm
im stayin till me bath but ill b back laydeeeeez esp if theres dancin chicks
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 09:33:47 pm
Hmm that's an idea we could get some strippers in to attract the men.....

Right I'm off for a bit to find some willing girls, back soon...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 07, 2004, 09:34:10 pm
:carlysbreasticles|:carlysbreasticles|  


pole dancers ahoy!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 09:34:29 pm
ill do it but i wont attarct men do a proper job article thingy lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 09:34:57 pm
im stayin till me bath but ill b back laydeeeeez esp if theres dancin chicks

na theres only me for now but i'm sure serena will find some if you're back in later  :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 09:36:41 pm
ill be there in the front row ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 09:37:40 pm
I'll make sure there's plenty of JD waiting for ya Kerry  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 09:37:49 pm
it's pole dancers not lap dancers ;) save that for later...don't tell weam
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 09:38:21 pm
i love u guyssssss mmmmm jd ta mez xxxx
hehe i wont tell weam lmao
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 09:39:32 pm
Think I should maybe go to some advertising in some different threads..
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 09:39:57 pm
Got one so far.....she's called Melissa  :mikeisahomo




(http://www.eda-sf.org/images/animated/girl1.gif)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 09:41:20 pm
HAHAHA that's class!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 09:45:25 pm
I'm going to pop out for a break.
/me puts some JD to one side for Kerry incase we run out before she gets back
See you soon peoples  :evilimu
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 07, 2004, 09:52:54 pm
can i have a quadruple eAbsinthe please
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 09:56:18 pm
im back thanx for the drinks mez your a star......mmmmm im liking mellisa
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 09:58:01 pm
can i have a quadruple eAbsinthe please

You got any ID?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 07, 2004, 09:59:37 pm
Thats officer Luke's job to check!!!!!!!!!

Any parmo's on the go tonight?

 :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 10:00:09 pm
Thats officer Luke's job to check!!!!!!!!!

Any parmo's on the go tonight?

 :fashr0x0rs

ask weam surely thats his job
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 10:00:12 pm
im back thanx for the drinks mez your a star......mmmmm im liking mellisa

Hehe hi again Kez. Yeah Melissa is cool, I found another one but she wouldn't come in when she saw the place.  >:( How rude!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 07, 2004, 10:00:24 pm
no i dont
no there isnt

i cant be arsed moving and im too tired to cook
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 10:01:36 pm
no i dont
no there isnt

i cant be arsed moving and im too tired to cook

You are asking to be sacked for good
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 10:01:51 pm
whata rude bitch serena ........think we needa dancin ville valo or johnny depp or the beautiful orlando bloooooooom
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 10:02:25 pm
Pete is the new chef and seeing as tho you have no ID and you have worked for us then you can have a single shot of absinthe  :mikeisahomo don't forget to pay ;)

*hads rach a shot of eAbsinthe*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 10:03:37 pm
can i get a particuarlly large JD thanx
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 07, 2004, 10:04:03 pm
i paid. thank you

*drinks absinthe.

why does alcohol never work when im depressed....i hate the fact this pub is virtual....i cant get drunk in it
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 10:04:45 pm
*pours kerry a jug of JD* on the house hun ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 07, 2004, 10:06:58 pm
No parmo?????

 :funhatscomedown
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 10:07:38 pm
*pours kerry a jug of JD* on the house hun ;)

sweet babes think i need it.......i can stick it in the hole where my heart used to be.......argh no i cant dave u my buds are there thank fukk for that
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 10:08:11 pm
I ain't the cook but i'll do my best...*makes a mess in the kitchen*

Urm...it's kinda urm...*gives you a perfect parmo*

 8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 10:08:16 pm
No parmo?????

 :funhatscomedown

dave will get u one babe :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Miss Fortune on January 07, 2004, 10:09:24 pm
eeesh...
fine here you go

(http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:YTNDsUYneUkC:members.tripod.com/~damsel2_2/v.p.JPG)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 07, 2004, 10:09:54 pm
No parmo?????

 :funhatscomedown

dave will get u one babe :mikeisahomo

Woo yayness!!!!!!!!

 :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 10:10:43 pm
think we needa dancin ville valo or johnny depp or the beautiful orlando bloooooooom

Oh yes!  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 10:11:01 pm
Dude I made it already did you not see my attempt? :'(
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 10:12:35 pm
hahah sooo im drunk am i lol
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 10:13:00 pm
Ok I'm thinking I will wander over to Blackout but i need a shower  >:( damn cleanliness.

Will pop to the bathroom, then come back and decide whether the pub is busy enough to keep open while I'm out.....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 07, 2004, 10:13:47 pm
hahah sooo im drunk am i lol

A good state to be in!!!!!!

 :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 10:14:26 pm
I'm thinking you should shut the pub unless theres someone here to man it because i feel preety sick and I think i'm gunna head off to bed soon  :-X :funhatscomedown
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 10:14:39 pm
if only it wasnt just edrunk .........arrrrrr oblivion how ive missed thee
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 07, 2004, 10:16:22 pm
if only it wasnt just edrunk .........arrrrrr oblivion how ive missed thee

Well im not out till Blackout next week if i go
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 07, 2004, 10:20:22 pm
right im leavin the pub im obviously uber drunk im also pourin out emotions lol must b pissed adious all xx
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 07, 2004, 10:21:31 pm
Agree with Beke. I'm off in a bit. Need sleep before my exam in the morning.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 10:22:34 pm
Bye kerry...take care drunked :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: mikeyG on January 07, 2004, 10:27:38 pm
I gotta work 2moro so i spose i should go too.

Night all
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 07, 2004, 10:27:48 pm
I think now would be a good time for me to leave aswell...don't forget to lock up miss serena :) Have a good night all whatever you're upto...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 07, 2004, 10:36:45 pm
Night everyone, thanks for coming *locks up after giving Morag some food*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Floating_ThirdEye on January 08, 2004, 03:30:42 am
*taps on the bar table* hello?? anyone? i want a pint!? ......... hello?? ...... :'(
*walks away*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 01:47:56 pm
Oh my god that bloody ghost kept me awake ALL NIGHT!!!!!

I've had NO sleep AT ALL!!!! I'm so sorry the pub is open late, but we really need to sort Morag out  :angry :ghost

Apparently he got bored.....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 08, 2004, 01:51:42 pm
*Cootey puts up a statue of himself
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Razman on January 08, 2004, 01:54:14 pm
Can i have a nice cold non-alcoholic drink please with lots of ice.

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 01:57:28 pm
Can i have a nice cold non-alcoholic drink please with lots of ice.



Yup, how'd you like a non-alcoholic cocktil? I just bought a food liquidiser so we can put any fruit you like together  :D

And cootey...WTF?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Razman on January 08, 2004, 01:58:40 pm
Woo, i'd like that,  can i have apples and blackcurrents in it, that be nice.

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 02:04:25 pm
*makes apple and blackcurrant cocktail* *forgets to put lid on liquidiser* *starts again*

There you go, heh, sorry for the wait....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 08, 2004, 02:05:44 pm
/me moves cootey's statue to the toilets

/me slips evodka into razmans drink
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 08, 2004, 02:07:24 pm
And cootey...WTF?

I thought that the decor had much to be desired, so i decided to put up some decoration!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 08, 2004, 02:13:52 pm
/me moves cootey's statue to the toilets

* Cootey Kicks jack in left shin

Leave it where i put it...you'r messing up the fung shuay
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 08, 2004, 02:20:43 pm
* Cootey Kicks jack in left shin

Wanna try that again?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 02:25:44 pm
Calm down you two and help me find a way to keep Morag in his house during the night. Mez forgot that ghosts can go through walls  ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 08, 2004, 02:27:36 pm
Calm down you two and help me find a way to keep Morag in his house during the night. Mez forgot that ghosts can go through walls  ::)

(http://www.okemosweb.com/ghostbusters/images/gb_main.gif)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 02:33:33 pm
 :wtf
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 08, 2004, 02:36:43 pm
Don't tell me you don't recognise GhostBusters? :o
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 02:38:18 pm
Don't tell me you don't recognise GhostBusters? :o

Oh sorry I went all blnk there and didn't notice the picture lol, thought it was part of your sig moron=me
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 08, 2004, 02:59:57 pm
How come Winston isn't in that picture, bless him?  Iz it becoz he iz black?   ;D

Afternoon everyone, I'll have a fruity cocktail with the alcohol please!  And make it a large 'un !
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 03:01:26 pm
Afternoon! What fruit would you like?

By the way my ticket came today but I was in bed so didn't answer the door, Doh.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 08, 2004, 03:07:44 pm
I could do with an interesting, exotic fruit cos I'm still in my pyjamas, I haven't taken last nights make up off and I stink  ;D  So erm, got any pomegranates?   :colour
How did you get your ticket if you didn't answer the door then - did someone sign for it on your behalf?  Good stuff anyway - yayness  :D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 08, 2004, 03:11:14 pm
* Cootey Kicks jack in left shin

Wanna try that again?

* Cootey tries again...fails!  ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 03:16:23 pm
I could do with an interesting, exotic fruit cos I'm still in my pyjamas, I haven't taken last nights make up off and I stink  ;D  So erm, got any pomegranates?   :colour
How did you get your ticket if you didn't answer the door then - did someone sign for it on your behalf?  Good stuff anyway - yayness  :D

*Mixes up a concoction of pomegranetes vodka and some kiwi for texture*  :mikeisahomo

No I did't actually get it I have to go and collect it from that stupid Royal mail place miles away >:(
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 08, 2004, 03:21:32 pm
Mmm kiwi - good choice!  Yummeh, but make sure you eLiquidise all of those black seeds, I don't want them getting stuck in my teeth  :o
I hate having to go to the sorting office to collect parcels - that's why I rarely eBay anymore, I was spending more time with Royal Mail than I was with my friends  >:(

Can you frost my glass with sugar please?  And any other cocktail glass decor you may have will be welcomed with open arms  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 08, 2004, 03:33:04 pm
Can i have a nice cold non-alcoholic drink please with lots of ice.

 :laugh Your tongue hurting? :P

Suppose I'll have to have a drink while i'm in.. would be rude not to ::) make it a evodka and coke. ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 03:38:23 pm
*Gives Rach her cocktail with frosted glass, sparkler, umbrella and curly pink straw*

*Gives Chevallus her vodka and coke*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: [hayley] on January 08, 2004, 03:39:32 pm
hay i heard that the haxed arms had forgot to renew its licence and was going to be shutting down omg is it true?///

 :eek
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 08, 2004, 03:41:04 pm
hay i heard that the haxed arms had forgot to renew its licence and was going to be shutting down omg is it true?///

 :eek

*giggles*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 08, 2004, 03:43:18 pm
Mmmm - if the Haxed Arms went into liquidation, I'd be first in line with my straw  :mikeisahomo
Woohoo pretty pink straw - thats cheered me up no end considering I left my fwuffy pink fairy wand in the Crown last night  :-\
*burp*
'nother one of them pomegranate concotions please, but this time can I have a twist of lemon on the edge of the glass!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 03:45:28 pm
*gives rach her drink*

you were in the crown???

oh my god was that you i spoke to in the toilets?????
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Razman on January 08, 2004, 03:48:12 pm
Can i have another too, minus jack puttin alcohol in it

Thank
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 03:48:27 pm
hay i heard that the haxed arms had forgot to renew its licence and was going to be shutting down omg is it true?///

 :eek

No any rumours you hear are completely unfounded.

We have been experiencing some financial problems since we moved to these prermises but that is all. We are dealing with the problem and after our new advertising campaign we expect a lot more custom :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 08, 2004, 03:51:11 pm
I dunno - I was fecking lathered last night - what did I say?  If I insulted you, it wasn't me  :mikeisahomo  
I don't think I got to the Crown til after midnight but I could be wrong - all I know is I had two massive vodka and archers cocktails, a bottle of lambrini (don't ask) before I even left my mates flat, then I went the union (not even a bloody student) Huxters and then the Crown.  It's all a blur I tell thee, but I think i had a brilliant night  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 08, 2004, 03:52:58 pm
hay i heard that the haxed arms had forgot to renew its licence and was going to be shutting down omg is it true?///

 :eek

No any rumours you hear are completely unfounded.

We have been experiencing some financial problems since we moved to these prermises but that is all. We are dealing with the problem and after our new advertising campaign we expect a lot more custom :mikeisahomo

Advertising?  "The Haxed Arms can be found in the crap bin...."  Your marketing manager needs shooting, Serena  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 03:53:03 pm
*serves razman*

Well i was talking to someone in the toilets with pink fairy wings and ears  :wtf

her friend was crying and i saidvi'd get the bouncer to chuck some bitch out but she'd already left...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 08, 2004, 03:53:21 pm
Fucking hell.. heres something hideous in the girls toilets.. its a.. its a..

 :nervous

its a statue of cootey!! :'(

I need a fucking strong drink :nosmile
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 03:57:13 pm
Rach, Beke's in charge of advertising, hmm you're right....must have words...

Damn jack for moving that statue  :angry

This is all going wrong.... :'(
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 08, 2004, 03:58:54 pm
Yeah that was me!  Little pink mouse ears and fairy wings heh  Didn't have time to do my whiskers, alas!  Yeah my workmate was in a right state but unfortunately I couldn't do much to help cos I was erm..at the bar when the shit hit the fan :mikeisahomo  Well now you know who I am you can come and say hello to me next time you see me and I'll hopefully less drunk next time (can't promise anything, mind!)  
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 08, 2004, 04:01:09 pm
I dunno, Beke must be doing something right - the Haxed Arms is the most popular ePub in the crap bin  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 04:01:51 pm
*collapses down on barstool crying her eyes out*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 08, 2004, 04:02:21 pm
*accidentally kicks cootey's statue out of the window*
Oops! :cheersrach Wasn't me :ninja

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 08, 2004, 04:03:07 pm
*hands Serena an eKleenex*

Erm, I think they're kleen ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 08, 2004, 04:03:49 pm
*collapses down on barstool crying her eyes out*

Awwh! Well.. well.. I like this ePub ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 04:04:59 pm
*doesn't stop crying*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 04:09:27 pm
*Runs to bed to get away from everyone*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 08, 2004, 04:09:33 pm
*offers you a pretty wand to cheer you up*

(http://www.partybox.co.uk/data/images/wand.jpg)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 08, 2004, 04:09:33 pm
/me puts 'bitch' on the Karaoke machine & hands Serena the mic
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 08, 2004, 04:09:44 pm
*thinks*

*puts a pink flashing dummy in Serena's mouth*  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 05:06:47 pm
 :P

Dodgy mood swing of dooooom.

Right I'm back and gonna get this party started wooooooo!

I'm gonna arrange a Haxed arms revamp party for sunday whos with me....?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 08, 2004, 05:08:17 pm
Aslong as it's on sunday night cos otherwise I have hockey :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 05:14:14 pm
Yup sunday night, most boring of evenings, I want to see all staff there *goes to change ad in profile*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 08, 2004, 05:44:42 pm
Hey i've came to pick up the statue of cootey  :D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 08, 2004, 05:53:40 pm
Hey,  :-[ sorry forgot about being able to go through walls. Any luck sorting him out while I was away?
Hmmmm, anyone got a really big hammer?  :ninja
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 06:00:30 pm
Err I think the statue *accidently* got pushed through the window.....

And Merike, I think Jack got the ghostbusters on the case but haven't heard anything yet.....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 08, 2004, 06:59:30 pm
And Merike, I think Jack got the ghostbusters on the case but haven't heard anything yet.....

Err, I've just found 'em .. drunk in a corner. Seems, they were hunting the wrong type of spirits ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 07:12:08 pm
And Merike, I think Jack got the ghostbusters on the case but haven't heard anything yet.....

Err, I've just found 'em .. drunk in a corner. Seems, they were hunting the wrong type of spirits ::)

 :laugh

ERm where'scHayley wasn't she a ghostbuster?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 08, 2004, 07:12:35 pm
Eeesh, damned ghostbusters  :fork
/me goes about trying to catch Morag herself
:ghost :carlysbreasticles
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: [hayley] on January 08, 2004, 07:28:35 pm
stand aside merike i'm a pro at this one  8)

 
:ghost :fork

haha
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 07:31:47 pm
Right we need some other way of holding it, does anyone know a spell to hold a spirit in somewhere? Cann putvit on the house  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: [hayley] on January 08, 2004, 07:33:21 pm
*is now holding the ghost in a glass bottle, to be released on demand

we need a witch or something  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 08, 2004, 07:36:02 pm
Phew, cheers Hayley, was getting a tad knackered there
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 07:37:08 pm
I just fonund online that we should offer the ghost red wine and kneel towards him inpity  :wtf
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 08, 2004, 07:42:53 pm
/me prepares a glass of red wine
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: [hayley] on January 08, 2004, 07:43:13 pm
*notices morag giggling in the jar

think he find the kneeling in pity thing funny, maybe not a good idea, he'll only cause havok :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 08, 2004, 07:46:13 pm
I blame Alick's acid attack. That probably sent him squiffy or something
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 07:49:45 pm
Oh hmmm maybe hes a poltegeist not a oproper ghost...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 08, 2004, 07:52:05 pm
Think an exorcism is in order?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 07:55:57 pm
Think an exorcism is in order?

I think so....we can't keep him  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: [hayley] on January 08, 2004, 07:56:09 pm
Think an exorcism is in order?

thought you wanted to keep him for character and stoof :funhatscomedown

is there no such thing as a ghost proof fish tank...keep him in it as kindof a pet ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 08, 2004, 08:05:31 pm
I did want to keep him, but he's too much hard work and it's not fair on any of us  :funhatscomedown
Hmmm, just had a thought *whispers so Morag can't hear* If he's trapped in a bottle, what's stopping him from getting out? Seeing as though he can go through walls and stuff  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: [hayley] on January 08, 2004, 08:08:56 pm
Noooo

*morag escapes

just realised i'm actually insane :ninja
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 08, 2004, 08:10:28 pm
Great, so now we have a crazy escaped ghost and a crazy Hayley?!  :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 08, 2004, 08:38:10 pm
 :laugh

Oh dear I give up, when I go out tonight I'm gonna leave the pub open and see what happens  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 08, 2004, 09:28:35 pm
Hey while i was cleaning up the statue which accidently apparently fell out of the window this guy said he was lost...  :ghost he belong to any of you?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 08, 2004, 10:38:30 pm
Quote
Hey while i was cleaning up the statue which accidently apparently fell out of the window this guy said he was lost... :ghost he belong to any of you

Never seen him before, best take him to the pound. :diandnicolebeingsly

why not just make the house out of the same stuff ghost-buster boxes were made out of? :colour
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 08, 2004, 11:26:49 pm
walks to the bar

*BANG BANG*

HELLOOOOOOOOOO?

ANYONE SERVING?????????
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 08, 2004, 11:33:12 pm
none of the barmaids are online so i doubt it. :jack
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 08, 2004, 11:36:56 pm
none of the barmaids are online so i doubt it. :jack

serena would im sure say help yaself
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 08, 2004, 11:43:59 pm
wooooo!! *helps self*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 09, 2004, 01:10:25 am
WOOOOOO FREE DRINKS.... *jumps behind bar*

OK im serving for tonight figure if i cant get a drink il lkep this place open and sell some drinks (i will be taking payments so nothing free :p)

What can i get ya? if its food theres the bnumber for the local pizzaria  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 09, 2004, 01:20:44 am
Double vodka black and soda please, love.  And a pillow  :-\  Any entertainment on in here tonight then?  Where's them dancing chicks????
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 09, 2004, 01:22:24 am
i dont know youll have toask Coote if he ever works here hes apperntly the entertainment

*serves Undoing there drink*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 09, 2004, 01:28:27 am
Well, can't you entertain me?  I did ask nicely? *flutters eyelashes*  OK, I'll entertain myself.......*wanders off into dark corner.....*  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 09, 2004, 01:37:00 am
Well, can't you entertain me?  I did ask nicely? *flutters eyelashes*  OK, I'll entertain myself.......*wanders off into dark corner.....*  :mikeisahomo

thank god i aint a cleaner.... heck i dont work here and its open do what you like.. theres probly a hoover out back they noramly have suck and blow features built in...


does a littel dance and walks to the bar
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 09, 2004, 01:48:07 am
Hmm.  I hope it's not a Dyson.  They're FAR too noisy.  Now if it's a little Henry/Henrietta.....we're talking..........   :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 09, 2004, 01:51:36 am
dunno its black with a red top and has a smily face  :eek

*drinks a blue WKD*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 09, 2004, 02:01:49 am
Anything with a red top gets my vote.  Chamone!   :stopmoaningalex
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 09, 2004, 02:07:42 am
*starts a conversation with ViolentUndoing*

Your afreeserve user... Ohey i kinda work for the, yadda yadda yadda god i feel so sorry for you the way tech support is run it shite.. were based here in middlesbrough ... good god.

yadda yadda

*passes out E-Drunk*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ViolentUndoing on January 09, 2004, 02:12:42 am
Thankfully, I've been so satisfied with my service from Freeserve that I have never had to ring their customer services hotline.  You're more than welcome to pass on my praise to your superiors if it will benefit you in the form of commission  :mikeisahomo
I am now off to bed.  I am partially eDrunk and wholly eLethargic.  And I am SO going to be eLate For Work Tomorrow  ;D  Night night all :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 09, 2004, 02:53:48 am
*comes around*

Hello?????????????????????

Gets bored helping one self and goes home.....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 09, 2004, 08:41:23 am
Who's idea was it to let people help themselves? Our stocks are way down now, the pub may have to be shut for a while and the prices may have to go up til we've made up on the amounts we've lost.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 09, 2004, 01:07:16 pm
*turns up with 3 creates of WKD* and a Litre bottle of Vodka to return what was drank*

So hows about a drink then you serving?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Juneau on January 09, 2004, 01:30:32 pm
No one serving  ??? pft..... You can never get a drink in this place. *goes off to work*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 09, 2004, 03:19:31 pm
Eek last time I leave the pub open! Thanks Daley for replacing the stock tho....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 09, 2004, 04:53:22 pm
*taps bar* anyone serving?

(btw, i payed for my 'help yourself' drinks last night accordingly* ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 09, 2004, 04:55:22 pm
Yup I'm here, what would youlike?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 09, 2004, 05:02:37 pm
Hmm.. better make it a jd and coke please missus *looks around* empty this evening isnt it?

[spoiler]no queue for the pinball machine! ;D[/spoiler]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 09, 2004, 05:09:32 pm
*gives her the drink*

Yeah you gonna be here for the party sunday? *points at sig*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 09, 2004, 05:31:03 pm
oooh.. partay! course i shall be :P :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper do we get free drinks for going?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 09, 2004, 05:49:01 pm
Yup first drink in will be free for everyone :D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 09, 2004, 06:22:19 pm
YEAY! ;D And.. and, will there be party poppers and those stupid noise things and jelly and icecream and balloons?! ;D

I mean.. ahem, yeah, party.. kewl..
*leaves pub*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 09, 2004, 06:30:07 pm
*runs into the bar*

THIS IS A STICK UP *points banana at someone fairly important who is in the bar :S*

GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE TILL OR I MAKE SILLY 'BANG'BANG' NOISES!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 09, 2004, 06:31:57 pm
Hmm how about, I set Jack on you?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 09, 2004, 06:34:38 pm
*kicks Shalashaska in the nuts*

*sings* Here I come to save the day *dances*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 09, 2004, 06:38:13 pm
*Mighty Beke's on her way...*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 09, 2004, 06:46:23 pm
I got here at last ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 09, 2004, 06:47:33 pm
feed him to morag!!! heh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 09, 2004, 06:49:12 pm
*struts her stuff*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 09, 2004, 06:59:57 pm
*Gets up off the floor*

Thats it!! may i have a beer please
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Shalashaska on January 09, 2004, 07:05:24 pm
feed him to morag!!! heh

i still cant figure out who u r
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 09, 2004, 08:24:20 pm
*Traps Shalashaska in Morag's house to keep Morag busy and locks up*

I'm off to shower then go out bye!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 10, 2004, 04:24:32 pm
Open for business  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 10, 2004, 04:37:32 pm
might aswell stop by for a drink. ;D Make it a JD and coke please and whatever whoever's serving is having :mikeisahomo :)

Hey.. why's there screaming coming from Morag's house? :wtf
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 10, 2004, 05:04:53 pm
ooops.

*opens up morag's house and lets out shalashaska....*


Here's your drink...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 10, 2004, 05:12:52 pm
hehe poor shalashaska :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 05:45:46 pm
can i have a job here? i can be a bar maid or professional pink kangaroo maker

my expierence would include having expierience working behind a bar since april 2003
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 10, 2004, 05:55:33 pm
For a permanent job, you'll have to come back when the boss is in.

As there's no other bar-staff in at the mo, I'll let you man the bar now if you want.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 10, 2004, 06:05:35 pm
Hi Lou, erm how would you like to be cocktail maker person?

We're having a party tomorrow it would be well helpful  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 06:25:52 pm
aye go for it then! does that mean im only working tomorrow tho? or am i just like a regular bar person who serves and stuff but speicalises in coctails?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Fidgety Phil on January 10, 2004, 06:41:36 pm
hello there i demand a drink served in a hollowed out mans head...and i will pay you DOUBLE...yes you heard me....DOUBLE
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 06:42:45 pm
you can have a vodka and coke in a half glass and be satisfied or get no drink
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 10, 2004, 06:49:28 pm
hello there i demand a drink served in a hollowed out mans head...and i will pay you DOUBLE...yes you heard me....DOUBLE

Phil...ain't seen you in here before. (or on haxed for that matter)

Can i have a big fat whore?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 06:51:52 pm
no, your not allowed to give surprise sex in here cootey

and thats not a drink
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Fidgety Phil on January 10, 2004, 06:51:53 pm
you know that my comps been fucked cootey  :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 10, 2004, 06:52:33 pm
yeah lou work any time, but specialise in cocktails

Cootey this is not a pimp house :P

And hi Phil... :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 10, 2004, 06:55:15 pm
*Cootey pulls up a chair next to phil

I'll have a pint...Stella. And buy this man whatever he wants
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 06:56:25 pm
have you got any id?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 10, 2004, 06:56:34 pm
*serves cootey*

btw you gonna help with plans for tomorrow?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Jack on January 10, 2004, 06:56:35 pm
I'll have a pint...Stella. And buy this man whatever he wants

Phil, is that human head the right size? - you'll have to hollow it outyourself, though.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Fidgety Phil on January 10, 2004, 06:57:01 pm
YES!!! hollowed out mans head here i come
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 06:57:19 pm
rarr serena im at actual work tomorrow from 7.30 - ill make aload of cocktails, and label them for yas
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Fidgety Phil on January 10, 2004, 06:58:00 pm
i brought my own ice cream scoop jack
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 10, 2004, 06:58:16 pm
btw you gonna help with plans for tomorrow?

YEa...what do ya want doing?

And lou...i don't need ID...i showed it when i started working here
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 06:58:18 pm
Quote
btw you gonna help with plans for tomorrow?

me? what are the plans? cant be bothered reading 90+ pages

plus im reading bme so dont have time to read all this thread heh

Quote
And lou...i don't need ID...i showed it when i started working here

was talking to phil not you :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Fidgety Phil on January 10, 2004, 06:58:59 pm
any jobs going behotches?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Fidgety Phil on January 10, 2004, 06:59:50 pm
Quote
And lou...i don't need ID...i showed it when i started working here

was talking to phil not you :P
Quote

lou, i'm not a kiddy anymore  :( :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 10, 2004, 07:01:04 pm
Quote
And lou...i don't need ID...i showed it when i started working here

was talking to phil not you :P

Why? You already gave him a vodka + coke. And he wasn't buying the drinks...i was, he was sat round the corner
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 07:02:23 pm
shh i got confused
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 10, 2004, 07:02:59 pm
Lou don't worry just come up with a cocktail list and I'll get Mez or Beke to make them.

Cootey, we nees serious decent entertainment, dancers, strippers, freak shows, whatever....but keep whatever you find under your hat want it all to be a surprise  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 07:04:07 pm
am i allowed to make them up as i go along? i only know like 3 of them

oh and a random one that me and my mate made up when drunk and tastes like chocolate milk

baileys, malibu and milk mmmmmmmmmmmmmm - think i mite have one of them after work tonite
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Fidgety Phil on January 10, 2004, 07:04:56 pm
i'll be a stripper, just give me time to get a firemans outfit and a large quantity of baby lotion  ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 10, 2004, 07:05:12 pm
Oh yeah made up ones are the best, give them cool names though
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 10, 2004, 07:05:45 pm
*gets a list, compiled from customer servays*

Right...you better get a good crowd in tomorra  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Fidgety Phil on January 10, 2004, 07:06:50 pm
so its a no for the stripper thing then?? :(
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 07:07:05 pm
ill use real names like pina colada, margeritas etc - but make up the ingredients aswelll

actually im guna find a website that gives me ingredients for coctails so i can broaden my coctail knowledge (or just to see what looks like it'd taste nice)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 07:07:26 pm
its a hell no
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 10, 2004, 07:08:31 pm
so its a no for the stripper thing then?? :(

 :mikeisahomo

we got a dancer called melissa, good point we need male ones but they have to be virtual dancers and strippers not reall people
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 07:09:18 pm
how about danny from my ict class? no one knows him but hes dead yummy
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 07:11:38 pm
on a lovely cocktail website now and the heading for it is

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

class
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 10, 2004, 07:11:56 pm
so its a no for the stripper thing then?? :(

It's a 'it'll be sorted for tomorra'  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 07:12:33 pm
haha theres a shooter called shagfest

Drop 1/4 oz of aftershock blue in a shot glass, float 1/4 oz of port on top of it. add 2 drops of lemon juice and enjoy the harsh hit and cool finish
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 07:13:39 pm
does anyone actually want serving?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 10, 2004, 07:16:43 pm
does anyone actually want serving?

Suppose you could get me something...I wanna try a killerccocktail, no malibu tho...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 10, 2004, 07:19:20 pm
I'll have a shot of everything in a pint glass, please  ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 10, 2004, 07:20:21 pm
I want something strong...notta cocktail
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 07:20:49 pm
how bout a pernod ripple ? pernod, lemonade and some blackcurrant look class coz its purple at the bottom and yellow at the top?

*pases stacey her drink*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 07:21:29 pm
how bout southern comfort and lemonade?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 10, 2004, 07:22:11 pm
What's pernod?  :wtf
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 07:22:29 pm
oooh this one sounds nice

1 1/2 parts gin
1 1/2 parts tequila
1 1/2 parts vodka
1 1/2 parts white rum
1 1/2 parts blue curacao
dash of 7-UP
top up sweet and sour

its called a blue motorcycle

but does sweet and sour mean as in sweet and sour sauce from the chinese?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 07:23:25 pm
its a spirit, tastes a bit aniseedy i think, ive never tried it but im not to keen on the smell

have one of them blue motorcycles instead - looks like theyre guaranteed to get you wrecked
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 10, 2004, 07:24:37 pm
Oooooh no I want the aniseedy one I love aniseed. Make it a strong one though...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 10, 2004, 07:25:24 pm
Pernod (i thought it was spelled pernot)
Pronounced - Per-no-e
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 07:26:39 pm
im sure its spelt pernod, ill look on the bottle at work tonite

*passes serena a pernod ripple with a triple pernod in it
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 10, 2004, 07:29:15 pm
I've been waiting 10 mins for 'something strong...c'mon lou!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 10, 2004, 07:29:36 pm
Thanks Lou *drinks* mmmmmm
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 10, 2004, 07:32:26 pm
cootey look back a page - i offered you a southern comfort and lemonade

right ive gotta go to actual work now so is it ok if you cover for me miss boss lady?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 10, 2004, 07:33:17 pm
Yup thanks see ya later :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 10, 2004, 07:34:39 pm
Coz i work here...could i have got drinks for mahself?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 10, 2004, 07:39:05 pm
Coz i work here...could i have got drinks for mahself?

erm, well not really you don't work behind the bar....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 10, 2004, 07:41:12 pm

*pases stacey her drink*

*downs it all in one and passes out on some random girl*  :mikeisahomo
....*waits for someone to pick her up and buy her another drink*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 11, 2004, 12:57:17 pm
I had real Pernod last night!

New cocktail:

2 shots vodka
2 shots pernod
bottle of blue WKD

Was well nice but absolutely lethal, i don't remember anything of the night  now  :-[
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 11, 2004, 01:00:15 pm
I don't like annicede [sp]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 11, 2004, 01:03:56 pm
Aniseed.

It's my favourite thing in the world! I used to get obsessed by it, had to keep buying more aniseed balls and blackjacks or I'd go crazy!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 11, 2004, 01:07:40 pm
WHat'dya mean; GO crazy? ::)

BTW, the link at the bottom of your profile does nowt :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mr Mike on January 11, 2004, 01:56:10 pm
missus pommelhorse............. i'd like to get down now
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 11, 2004, 02:05:18 pm
 :wtf oookaaaaay......

Yeah cootey i dunno what I've done to make the link go weird, i suck.... >:(
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 11, 2004, 02:18:10 pm
cocktail specialist here!

never had pernod, dont think id like it

if you want a drink it might take its time geting to you cause im tidying my room aswell as coming onto the the comp to change songs etc
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 11, 2004, 02:48:33 pm
its a bit early to be drinking is it not? oh well never mind anychance i could get one over here?  ;D hey serena *waves*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 11, 2004, 02:50:09 pm
I'm off out, get jack to serve you bye bye....*buggers off*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 11, 2004, 02:52:44 pm
Quote
its a bit early to be drinking is it not?

i dont think jack will serve her after that blasphemy

im back fully now, finished ma room

whats ya want?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 11, 2004, 03:01:58 pm
if you look back a few pages you will see ive been id'ing :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 11, 2004, 03:02:49 pm
cornflake girl i see your not of age

coke or lemonade?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 11, 2004, 03:06:33 pm
 :o *Hides in the corner*  :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 11, 2004, 03:11:17 pm
JACK!! we need to get the underage kids out now before the liscencing people come
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 11, 2004, 03:17:08 pm
 :'( i am old enough! mez gets served! lol  :-[ diet coke please  :( and its not blasphemous, not really! hmmm

hold on, mez is old enough, hmmm dammit why i so young?? grrrrr  :funhatscomedown
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 11, 2004, 03:44:25 pm
your msn profile dont say your 18 ;)

get yaself some fake id then its all good in the hood
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 11, 2004, 05:03:28 pm
Hmm I want to see everyone from now on IDed when they come in the pub...remember, we can see your profiles  ;)

Dunno about the partyt tonight now I might be going out after all....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 11, 2004, 05:13:52 pm
I think I may be going out for a bit aswell :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 11, 2004, 05:35:58 pm
I'll postpone it to Tuesday then, everyone's always bored on tuesdatys heh...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 11, 2004, 05:57:52 pm
your msn profile dont say your 18 ;)

get yaself some fake id then its all good in the hood

*Changes age on profile* ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 11, 2004, 05:58:50 pm
 ::) Good idea telling them like
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 11, 2004, 06:04:11 pm
Yeah sorry Stacy no more alcohol for you unless someone else is buying it....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 11, 2004, 06:07:57 pm
That's mean :funhatscomedown Hmm so who wants to buy me a drink :cheersrach
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Fidgety Phil on January 11, 2004, 06:33:56 pm
*turns up early for party*

WHAT!!! TUESDAY!!!

*leaves*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 11, 2004, 07:18:34 pm
Alll the entertainment still needs to be paid for!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 11, 2004, 07:22:27 pm
*hands *cough cough* fake *cough cough* id to the barstaff* please can i have a very alcoholic drink??  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Alick on January 11, 2004, 07:24:13 pm
*puts a million zillion pounds on the bar*

give me all the drink you have in stock and that from all your suppliers

*gets a wee bit drunk*

HA.. YER BARATSRADS! NO MORER QW DRINK FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUS

*haxed arms shuts due to no drinks and some bastard from the dickens stealing all the money alick paid for his drinks with*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 11, 2004, 07:26:55 pm
*runs home to get[spoiler] fake[/spoiler] id she forgot she had*

*returns and slams it on the bar* Alcoholic beverage please ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 11, 2004, 07:45:10 pm
POSTPONED!!!!  gah!!! I came all the way to the computer room in the puring rain  :|  rarrr heh  oh well  :'(
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: cowgirlstyle on January 11, 2004, 07:55:52 pm
so. are we early? is the bar open yet?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 11, 2004, 08:00:05 pm
I'll serve...i have nowt to do...what'd'ya want?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: cowgirlstyle on January 11, 2004, 08:03:13 pm
I'll serve...i have nowt to do...what'd'ya want?

a gallon of vodka and a new life please mr barman ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 11, 2004, 08:06:14 pm
nah...i'm not a mirricle worker  ::)

Ya can have a tripple vodka...remember to pay!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: cowgirlstyle on January 11, 2004, 08:12:48 pm
 :o but i need one of those sit-com style barmen who automatically know how to fix everything. but cheers for the vodka all the same....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 11, 2004, 08:18:02 pm
Barmen don't know how to fix everything...that's barbers
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 11, 2004, 08:20:13 pm
 :wtf
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 11, 2004, 08:50:27 pm
a gallon of vodka and a new life please mr barman ;D

ill have the same as this girl here please mr barman :) how is everyone in here?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: cowgirlstyle on January 11, 2004, 10:46:34 pm
Barmen don't know how to fix everything...that's barbers

are you sure? nevermind, if you make a mess, you got to be willing to fix it i guess. two more vodkas and a shot of something pretty :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 11, 2004, 10:46:38 pm
my usual please....... :mikeisahomo :-*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 12, 2004, 12:20:31 am
passes kerry a triple jd and coke since shes been waiting over 2 hours for her drink
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 12, 2004, 12:20:54 am
*Gives everyone their belated drinks*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 12, 2004, 12:22:41 am
piss off and find the entertainment - im serving :P

whens the partay thing postponed till? cant be arsed reading back 10 pages
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 12, 2004, 12:24:55 am
Tuesday
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: cowgirlstyle on January 12, 2004, 12:29:21 am
why don't we all just go to an actual pub like normal people? ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 12, 2004, 12:30:06 am
 :( ..because we thought there was a party on
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mancubus on January 12, 2004, 12:32:33 am
hey tee
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 12, 2004, 12:47:54 am
and coz we're poor  :-[
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: .:Princess Amy:. on January 12, 2004, 12:50:59 am
this is my first time in this bar...
seems good
any service??
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 12, 2004, 12:52:32 am
Yup...whatd'yawant?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: .:Princess Amy:. on January 12, 2004, 12:54:25 am
a southern comfort and lemonade please mr barman...
make it a double, i need to catch up
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: cowgirlstyle on January 12, 2004, 12:55:41 am
and coz we're poor  :-[

ah yes, there is that....a bottle of your finest champagne, seeing as its only virtual money we're spending...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 12, 2004, 12:58:09 am
* Cootey gives amisweetiepie and cowgirlstyle their drinks

and it's not virtual money...it's bumms ya give us.

That's one bum each please  :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: .:Princess Amy:. on January 12, 2004, 01:00:02 am
theres your payment, in bummings
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: cowgirlstyle on January 12, 2004, 01:00:05 am
* Cootey gives amisweetiepie and cowgirlstyle their drinks

and it's not virtual money...it's bumms ya give us.

That's one bum each please  :)

it's what???
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 12, 2004, 01:04:00 am
bumming..as in karma...anal penitration  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: cowgirlstyle on January 12, 2004, 01:05:54 am
bumming..as in karma...anal penitration  :mikeisahomo

ah right. done :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: .:Princess Amy:. on January 12, 2004, 01:11:35 am
juicy..... :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 12, 2004, 01:14:16 am
So..who wants a game of pool?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: .:Princess Amy:. on January 12, 2004, 01:15:24 am
me...
can i be red?!?!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 12, 2004, 01:16:26 am
nah...it's spots / stripes....and it's whoever pots first; I'll let you break
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: .:Princess Amy:. on January 12, 2004, 01:23:23 am
*concentrates*

yey, i potted a spotty ball

now what do i do?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 12, 2004, 01:25:23 am
Now, you wait for me to take my turn  ::)

*Cootey pots a ball, then another, then the white....

your go, two shots
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: .:Princess Amy:. on January 12, 2004, 01:27:34 am
*first shot... misses, concentrates - second shot, and i pot a ball

woo hoo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 12, 2004, 01:29:09 am
ya get another shot...ya potted
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: .:Princess Amy:. on January 12, 2004, 01:29:24 am
i may have to continue this game at a later date, due to a broken cue
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 12, 2004, 01:31:03 am
*Cootey clears the table on next move

 :siandklinewendyhousekingsandgolfmasters of pool = me!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 12, 2004, 11:29:07 am
anyone want serving?

*gets self a pint of snowball*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 12, 2004, 12:56:47 pm
Morning everyone!

I'm well impressed that business caried on as usual without any catastrophes bums for all staff working last night  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 12, 2004, 01:18:53 pm
Was quiet last night tho
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 12, 2004, 05:27:22 pm
message from merike just in case people didn't know, her computer has been given a virus of some sort so she won't be able to come to work for a little while. she sends her apologies and hopes that you will be able to carry on without her, she will be back as soon as possible.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 12, 2004, 06:00:26 pm
hehe it's ok think we can cope...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 12, 2004, 06:32:09 pm
Hi all!!!
I'm back [spoiler](as far as I know  :ninja)[/spoiler] Cheers for passing my [spoiler](late)[/spoiler] message on Lucy  :-*
So, what've I missed since I was last here? Anything interesting? What's happened with Morag?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 12, 2004, 07:26:24 pm
Erm well you haven't missed the party, it's tomorrow now  :mikeisahomo

Dunno where Morag is, think he's still getting over the night he spent with Shalashaska in his house  :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 12, 2004, 07:32:43 pm
Wuhoo! Partiness! *does a lil dance*
Poor Morag.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: hannah on January 12, 2004, 09:26:40 pm
i neeeed a drink, cant be arsed to go downstairs so thought id get one here instead  ;D malibu and coke please  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 12, 2004, 09:27:51 pm
Okey Dokey...
/me serves Hannah a malibu and coke
enjoy  :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: hannah on January 12, 2004, 09:31:54 pm
thank you [spoiler]hope you enjoy your bumming :laugh[/spoiler]
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 12, 2004, 09:35:54 pm
Anyone needing to pay tonight sort me out I got an evil penguin this morning  :'(
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: hannah on January 12, 2004, 09:37:53 pm
payed you in advance *pats self on back for being such a nice customer*   :stopmoaningalex
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 12, 2004, 09:39:52 pm
thank you [spoiler]hope you enjoy your bumming :laugh[/spoiler]

I feel so violated  ::)
That'll be Morag Serena. Bet he told the evil penguin to come and get you.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 12, 2004, 09:56:35 pm
I know I work here but can I have a stiff drink please? I'm about to wash my hair dye off in a minute  :nervous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 12, 2004, 09:58:55 pm
/me gives Beke a stiff drink before she goes
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 12, 2004, 09:59:57 pm
Thank youuuu :) Back in 10...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: cowgirlstyle on January 12, 2004, 10:04:43 pm
damn. i missed beke :( a drink to console me please missy...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 12, 2004, 10:23:40 pm
5 eAbsinthe please!! light pink hair and blonde roots does not look good at all  :'(
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Beke on January 12, 2004, 10:32:30 pm
Rarr as if she's gone...

/me serves self 5 shots of absinthe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: lorelei_chaos on January 13, 2004, 12:46:16 pm
OY! Anyone serving in 'ere today? I think I deserve a drink for actually being at uni right now heh.  :mikeisahomo

Pint o vodka cheers  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 13, 2004, 02:34:53 pm
I need a bottle of the good ole stiff JD
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 13, 2004, 02:52:57 pm
*Gives him a bottle of JD*

*leaves a pint of vodka out for Amy*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: magentadevine on January 13, 2004, 03:42:17 pm
this is my first time in the haxed arms...its a nice place. Do you have any specials on today?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 13, 2004, 03:45:26 pm
Not really though I did discover some new cocktails last night:

2 shots apple sourz
1 bottle VK ice

and:

4 shots apple sourz
1 bottle orange reef

and:

4 shots vodka
1 shot blue curacao
pineapple juice

Eek didn't realise how much i drank before now  :-[
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 13, 2004, 03:46:44 pm
Is it alrite i leave some flyers on the bar for the members!

Its a reminder of who wants to sign up for the haxed union
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 13, 2004, 03:51:21 pm
Yeah sure go for it..what's the Haxed Union?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 13, 2004, 03:59:47 pm
Just Check out the thread i created
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Razman on January 13, 2004, 04:00:25 pm
*walks in*

Hmm still can't have alcohol so can i have another apple and blackcurrent drink with
ice in please, is the cook in yet or not.

*picks up a flyer on the table*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 13, 2004, 06:05:34 pm
Woah, you've been waiting over 2 hours for a drink! Poor sod!
/me serves David and puts in extra ice as she's nice like that, heh
And the Haxed Union has been shut down by Darran as it was found to be unecessary, which is true. Oh well  ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Razman on January 13, 2004, 07:36:31 pm
Thanks

*drinks his drink*

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 13, 2004, 07:40:02 pm
You're welcome
*serves self a nice Ribena in a tall glass with a pink straw*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 13, 2004, 08:05:36 pm
is the party on tonight?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 13, 2004, 08:09:34 pm
 :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 13, 2004, 08:14:11 pm
??
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 13, 2004, 08:18:00 pm
I demand a long island iced tea [spoiler]pretty please?[/spoiler] :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 13, 2004, 08:19:27 pm
Of course ma dear...
/me serves Chevallus her drink  :stopmoaningalex
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 13, 2004, 08:20:44 pm
Thankee missus cat woman

*sips drink*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 13, 2004, 08:26:35 pm
Hehe, you're welcome  :evilimu
Tee, what was the evil laugh for back there?  :ninja
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: hannah on January 13, 2004, 08:58:34 pm
can i have a malibu and pinaple?  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 13, 2004, 08:59:40 pm
You certainly can
/me slides a nice glass full of malibu and pineapple down the bar without spilling any  8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: hannah on January 13, 2004, 09:01:25 pm
thankyou  :stopmoaningalex
whens the party? did i miss it?  :huh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 13, 2004, 09:03:37 pm
I've been here the majority of the afternoon and I haven't seen a party  :funhatscomedown So I hope I haven't missed it either, be worried if it happened right under my nose.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 13, 2004, 09:03:51 pm
 :laugh This is the paaaaartaaaaay
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: hannah on January 13, 2004, 09:07:41 pm
really  :eek
wheres the ballons n party popers?
i think ill have another malibu n pinaple to try and get me more in the party mood :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mancubus on January 13, 2004, 09:17:50 pm
party... whos birthday is it like? *HINT HINT*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 13, 2004, 09:20:16 pm
*walks in with lots of ballons, party poppers, glittery wands and noise makers* am i late for the party? *looks round* obviously not :eek

Make it a jd and coke please missus. :jack
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 13, 2004, 09:21:04 pm
/me serves everyone and puts cute little cocktail umbrella's in their glasses
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 13, 2004, 09:22:51 pm
oooh! mini umbrollies! *puts hers in her hair* ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 13, 2004, 09:24:20 pm
party... whos birthday is it like? *HINT HINT*

No idea :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: hannah on January 13, 2004, 09:25:18 pm
*snaps her mini umbrella and crys* ill have a new one in my jd and coke please  :stopmoaningalex
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mancubus on January 13, 2004, 09:26:40 pm
seeing as its my birthday i get to choose the music

*turns http://klatch.co.uk/mp3/klv004_01_lo.mp3 on really loud*

quality stuff.. honest
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 13, 2004, 09:27:33 pm
(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/party/party-smiley-020.gif)





                     (http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/party/party-smiley-017.gif) <-- Jamie, that one's you ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 13, 2004, 09:28:58 pm
Woohoo, those lil dancing dudes are cool  8)
Eeeesh Hannah, what are you like?! /me gives her a new pink and purple cocktail umbrella
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mancubus on January 13, 2004, 09:33:27 pm
that one with a balloon stole it off my monkeh  :angry

*stabs 7-up thingy in the face with a broken bottle*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 13, 2004, 09:35:12 pm
no party.. oh well. :funhatscomedown

*finnishes off drink* night all.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: hannah on January 13, 2004, 09:36:06 pm

*stabs 7-up thingy in the face with a broken bottle*
be careful of ull get yourself thrown out   :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mancubus on January 13, 2004, 09:37:36 pm
its ok the bottle was already broken when i found it
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 13, 2004, 09:38:40 pm
I'm having a crisis and can't make the party please amuse yourselves and have a good time...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 13, 2004, 09:38:58 pm
It's actually quite sad that you're spending your birthday in an ePub :laugh
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: hannah on January 13, 2004, 09:40:48 pm
lol, and getting e-drunk  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 13, 2004, 09:41:23 pm
It's actually quite sad that you're spending your birthday in an ePub :laugh
:laugh :lol Aahh, bless.
As for being thrown out, erm, anyone seen Jack lately?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 13, 2004, 09:42:29 pm
I feel mean now :(
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mancubus on January 13, 2004, 09:42:54 pm
heh yeah true, but it could be worse.. i could be stuck at home doing coursework!


oh..wait..shit

well at least i have my health

hmmm actually no still really ill

well... you know... im warm.. yeah thats positive
im having a warm birthday :fork
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 13, 2004, 09:44:42 pm
Bless, here have a huggle *hugs*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mancubus on January 13, 2004, 09:48:50 pm
yay a birthday hug  ;D

i havent touched an eDrop, ive got work to do you know!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 13, 2004, 09:49:10 pm
(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/party/party-smiley-028.gif)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 13, 2004, 09:50:48 pm
Well I'm going to have to love you and leave you I'm afraid  :funhatscomedown
Have a nice birthday night Jamie
Night all
xXx
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: -Pete on January 13, 2004, 09:52:11 pm
(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/party/party-smiley-028.gif)

wheeey!! that's ace!!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mancubus on January 13, 2004, 09:54:36 pm
cheers bye bye :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 13, 2004, 09:55:17 pm
 :wtf What do we do now that Mez has gone?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Mancubus on January 13, 2004, 09:59:36 pm
pah i dunno.. steal all the absinthe
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 09:11:53 am
*Waits outside the arms door till opening time*

Boy its cold
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 14, 2004, 12:00:01 pm
*walks around* Heellllooooo? Anyone here? Oh well.. *sits ans waits* hurry up someone :funhatscomedown

*gets bored of waiting and serves herself a jd and coke* don't worry. I paid :mikeisahomo

God college is boring, shame theres no-one in to talk to.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 12:01:23 pm
*Walks in puts some money in the juke box and sits and waits*

*pops his head around the corner to say hi to ~Chevallus~*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 14, 2004, 12:03:34 pm
Hello random boy who I think knows my boyfriend (your pickle, yeah?)

I'm sure if you give serena a bumming she wont mind if you serve yourself. ::)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 12:06:03 pm
Hello to you probably will know your boyfreind. I am Pickle indeed.

*Helps himself to the bottle of JD* Cash left on the bar with change left for serena to have one herself  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 14, 2004, 12:16:10 pm
So you are Pickle.. You have my deepest sympathies.
and you can't have the whole bottle fool :eek *takes it off you*

(You know you gotta pay by bumming all the bar staff right?)

Don't you need a certain ammount of posts to change other's karma though? Therefore.. can newbies not come in? *confuses self and leaves*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 12:19:04 pm
Thanks very much!
*Picks up the bottle of JD and Downs it*

*Leaves not at bar saying out of JD and leaves*

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 14, 2004, 06:20:18 pm
How rude! What will Kerry drink next time she's in???

Hmm as long as it was paid for I guess.....
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 14, 2004, 06:25:16 pm
Ta da! I went the shop and bought a nice big bottle of JD. Can't have Kerry going without.  *wags finger* Naughty Pickle
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 06:40:53 pm
*Walks in and orders a JD*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 14, 2004, 06:51:52 pm
*Gives Pickle a JD*

How much of that can you drink before you are pissed?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 14, 2004, 06:52:02 pm
Hmm, just don't drink us dry again Pickle! Rarr!
/me serves Pickle his JD
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 06:55:12 pm
Pickle can drink a lot of JD [spoiler]About four-five bottles a week[/spoiler]

*Pays Merike and Serena and Downs the JD*

*Orders a pint of guiness and walks over to the jukebox*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 14, 2004, 06:59:02 pm
*walks over to pickle and prods him in the arm*
U can buy me that drink now Jamie ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 14, 2004, 07:01:31 pm
Wow, you've ordered something other than JD  ::)
/me serves Jamie
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 07:03:50 pm
*In Shock* Hey Staz*

*Finishes off the guiness and orders another JD on the rocks, oh and one for my lady friend*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 14, 2004, 07:04:31 pm
*connor walk's in and see's everyone coming towards him so connor runs out ( but grabs a drink as he run's out.)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 14, 2004, 07:05:43 pm
Oi! Thief! You'd better pay for that  :angry

*serves Pickle and Stacey their drinks*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 14, 2004, 07:06:42 pm
/me calls after Connor "OI! You've got to pay for that!!! A girl needs to make a living ya know!"
rarr
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 14, 2004, 07:07:04 pm
*In Shock* Hey Staz*

*Finishes off the guiness and orders another JD on the rocks, oh and one for my lady friend*

 ;DYeah well i couldn't drink when u offered me one a couple of weeks ago, so i thought id come in here and bug you  and everyone else since im really fucking bored  :funhatscomedown
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 07:11:08 pm
*runs after connor manages to catch up with him and beat the living shit outta him and comes back*

*sits back down and finshes off his JD*

Tis ok staz  ;)

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 14, 2004, 07:11:37 pm
Oi! Thief! You'd better pay for that  :angry

*serves Pickle and Stacey their drinks*

* connor drop's 5 on the floor and doesn't go back for it*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 14, 2004, 07:14:31 pm
*magically finds alot of money in her pocket(i wish) and puts it all on the bar*
I'll have as much aftershock as i can get with this please Serena ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 07:15:28 pm
*magically finds alot of money in her pocket(i wish) and puts it all on the bar*
I'll have as much aftershock as i can get with this please Serena ;D


*and whatever im having ill have a bottle of JD plz*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 14, 2004, 07:15:54 pm
Hehe thanks Pickle, thanks connor  ::)

Here's a pint of Aftershocks Stacey  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: missunderstood on January 14, 2004, 07:17:44 pm
  :o a hole pint!, i hope ur gunna share that with me young lady! :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 14, 2004, 07:18:46 pm
*downs it all (apart from a little bit which she gives lovingly to zara) and pulls a face like this  :eek then sits grinning for no reason at all*
Another pint of aftershock please  ;D
*Accidently pushes Jamie off his barstool* Oooo i'm everrr soo Sorrrrrrrrrrryyy :carlysbreasticles
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 14, 2004, 07:19:52 pm
Pickle can drink a lot of JD About four-five bottles a week

 ::) That would explain a lot if it was true
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: missunderstood on January 14, 2004, 07:21:06 pm
*prods staz*  ur gunna get drunk! , since u seem to have so much money u can buy be a pint  :-* ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 07:22:26 pm
*Gets back up and stands looking very sharp*

I bet everyone is laughing at me  :o

*Get back up on his bar stool and asks where is the entertainment*

I can drink that amount in a week it is true
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Risen_anger on January 14, 2004, 07:24:30 pm
Well done...  8) <-- you
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 14, 2004, 07:24:33 pm
Haha lots of very drunk people gonna be here soon.....

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 14, 2004, 07:24:42 pm
Me? DRUNK?! *wobbles*  :stopmoaningalex No, im fine.
Pint of aftershock for Zara please  :-*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 14, 2004, 07:25:35 pm
* I walk back in aftre the beating i got from pickle. Feeling a bit dizzy.*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 14, 2004, 07:26:39 pm
*attempts to beat Connor up* OOoo i have no arms or legs  :wtf  :cheersrach
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 07:27:17 pm
*pint of water for the young man at the bar*

He aint got no id

Drunk people arent drunk its your imagination

*May i suggest this establishment needs a kareoke evening can i run it*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: missunderstood on January 14, 2004, 07:27:25 pm
*stands tapping her foot waiting for a pint*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 14, 2004, 07:28:54 pm
Zara why did u steal my arms and legs?  :'(
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 14, 2004, 07:31:14 pm
*stands tapping her foot waiting for a pint*

*Serves Zara her pint*

Pickle, we tried karaoe but no-one was interested. If you have more ideas tell Cootey hes in charge of ents  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: missunderstood on January 14, 2004, 07:31:17 pm
so i could tap your foot insted of my own  :diandnicolebeingsly  woo tnx *drinks pint slowly like a pussy*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 07:32:12 pm
*Quickly under the cover of darkness hops over the bar to nick the JD and hides it under his coat*

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 14, 2004, 07:33:21 pm
You could have at least asked :o
*points and giggles* ur so drunk zara, you fool, wouldnt dare be drunk meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;D *nearly falls off chair, grabs the bar* woooahh..Yeh.am fine.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 14, 2004, 07:34:10 pm
Are you two properly eDRunk yet?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: missunderstood on January 14, 2004, 07:35:17 pm
 :o me drunk  :eek *zara dusnt get drunk!!* :cheersrach
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 14, 2004, 07:35:20 pm
Ob cowrxe im not drubnk sebrena :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 07:36:58 pm
eDrunk eesh would you like me to buy you another drink ladies

*Shouts out in the bar drinks all around as i won on the fruit machine*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 14, 2004, 07:38:47 pm
Buy your own drink u cheeky bastard :laugh *table dances to invisable music*  :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 07:39:56 pm
*Props up on his barstool, points and laughs at her dancing*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: missunderstood on January 14, 2004, 07:40:17 pm
*finishes her drink quick* bring on the next one
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 14, 2004, 07:41:06 pm
yeah i'll have a coke plaese pickle
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 07:41:43 pm
*challenges missunderstood to a Haxed Arms Tennessee Bar Room JD contest*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: missunderstood on January 14, 2004, 07:42:54 pm
Urghh shame i dont like JD  or i'd drink u ermmm ..is under the table the saying  :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 07:43:52 pm
Maybe next time then

*ill wait till kerry comes in she can have the honour*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 14, 2004, 07:43:58 pm
*gives everyone what drinks they want....*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 07:46:00 pm
*have one for yourself to serena*

*pays with the money he mugged of connor*

*Asks any jobs going*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 14, 2004, 07:53:19 pm
*have one for yourself to serena*

Thanks *has a double vodka and coke*


Quote
*Asks any jobs going*

Nope sorry not right now, unless you wanna be a glass collector?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 07:54:32 pm
*say glass collector sounds fine when can i start*

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 14, 2004, 07:54:57 pm
* connor ask deos anyone wont a game of poker*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 14, 2004, 07:56:12 pm
*say glass collector sounds fine when can i start*



straight away heh, there's loads of empty jd glasses all over the bar
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 14, 2004, 07:58:11 pm
oOOo ME ME ME! *plays brilliently and wins then leaves with the money*   :laugh ;)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 14, 2004, 07:59:33 pm
*connor is left broke again and try's to pick pocket jamie*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 08:00:19 pm
*goes around room picking up empty glasses and cleans out ash trays*

*Sees the oppertunity to steal connors cards:- Yoink*  :ninja
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 14, 2004, 08:00:29 pm
*kicks connor in the nuts before he can rob Jamie*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 14, 2004, 08:01:49 pm
*conor is left on the floor again*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: STACEFACE on January 14, 2004, 08:03:48 pm
*stands over connor heroicly(sp?)*

I have to go home now..*pukes up on connor before leaving. stumbles home*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 08:05:53 pm
*gives staz some beer vouchers for next time for saving my life*

*kicks connor out the arms for being a mess and tells him not to come back until he is dressed better suited8

* :bye waves goodbye to saz*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: kevin on January 14, 2004, 08:07:34 pm

I can drink that amount in a week it is true

You're going to die in about 3 months then.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 08:09:10 pm

I can drink that amount in a week it is true

You're going to die in about 3 months then.

Really!?  :nervous How do u knw about that?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: kevin on January 14, 2004, 08:10:42 pm

I can drink that amount in a week it is true

You're going to die in about 3 months then.

Really!?  :nervous How do u knw about that?

Jack Daniels is 40% proof. Unless you're drinking 5 of those tiny bottles you get free with the packet of JD cards, your liver probably hates you.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 14, 2004, 08:12:30 pm
* connor waites outside for jamie*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 08:13:04 pm
Good lord thanks for that i better start drinking with some consideration for my liver.

Its the 17.99 bottles so they are the litre ones arent they? ???
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 14, 2004, 08:14:26 pm
* connor waites outside for jamie*

*Finishes work but is carefull going outside so he doesnt get beaten up by connor*

*Waves bye everyone*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: kevin on January 14, 2004, 08:15:12 pm
Those are the biggest ones. I could probably get through 5 a week but my body wouldn't thank me for it. You'd have to nail it hardcore every night.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 14, 2004, 08:20:45 pm
*I ask jamie for help home for i can bearly walk*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 14, 2004, 08:21:25 pm
Would you like a drink or a steak maybe Kev?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: kevin on January 14, 2004, 08:22:51 pm
I'm hoping theres an innuendo somewhere in that.

No drink for me, I don't drink and hard drive.

hohohohohoho
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Morkholio on January 14, 2004, 08:27:19 pm
lol.  Mine will be a Pint of Guiness please 8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: kevin on January 14, 2004, 08:39:15 pm
The service in here is a tad slow I'd say.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 14, 2004, 08:50:19 pm
Meh, not slow, just erm, okay yeah it's slow, sorry.
/me serves everyone their drinks and puts left over cocktail unbrellas in their drinks as a sorry
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 14, 2004, 08:53:11 pm
*Cooks Kev steak to say sorry*

Hi Mark, don't see you in here much...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: kevin on January 14, 2004, 08:56:12 pm
Steak. I am without speech. My first time here and I've already got steak.

I thank you all for your hospitality. I have been called a pedophile in the gallery and my life is now complete, if you don't see me I'll be finding my true spiritual karma in a small shed on a mountain in Asia whilst listening to Emerson Lake And Palmer.

Good evening.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: hannah on January 14, 2004, 09:01:12 pm
what cocktails are on tonight?  :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 14, 2004, 09:01:41 pm
Steak. I am without speech. My first time here and I've already got steak.

I thank you all for your hospitality.

heh this pub rocks  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 14, 2004, 09:02:42 pm
what cocktails are on tonight?  :)

Tequila Sunrises  8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: hannah on January 14, 2004, 09:12:01 pm
ooo one for me and whatever your having  8)
always wanted to say that  ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ~~Ass~~ on January 15, 2004, 09:32:51 am
is you open?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: ~~Ass~~ on January 15, 2004, 09:53:11 am
*cass gets bored of waiting and leaves for another pub*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 15, 2004, 10:04:13 am
oh dear lord.. wish i hadn't read that.. pickle working in the ePub?! :-\ Were you edrunk when you decided that? :P

Merh.. anyone serving or am I getting my own again?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 11:40:27 am
im serving
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 15, 2004, 11:51:37 am
im serving
excellent please could i have an amazing coctail of the alcoholic sort please (i have id now  :mikeisahomo)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 11:52:32 am
aye ok

sex on the beach ok?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Morkholio on January 15, 2004, 12:01:05 pm
Black Russian, easy on the vodka and lots of Tia and ice please 8)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:02:52 pm
so a single vodka and a triple tia maria ok?

*passes drink*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 15, 2004, 12:03:22 pm
And can I have half a coke and blackcurrent please.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:04:13 pm
no
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 15, 2004, 12:05:56 pm
why?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Morkholio on January 15, 2004, 12:07:47 pm
/me thanks Lou for the drink
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:07:57 pm
because i said so
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 15, 2004, 12:08:04 pm
 ;D sex on the beach sounds good  :mikeisahomo cheers  :) how is everyone today? and how come there is ALWAYS someone in here? do we lead such sheltered and boring lives lol teehee
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:08:23 pm
dont forget to pay now
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:09:18 pm
well im at college and got fuck all to do till 2.15 so im posting on here and my mates forum while listening to zeromancer
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Morkholio on January 15, 2004, 12:09:54 pm
No your not your in the Haxed Arms :diandnicolebeingsly

Pint of Guiness please ;D
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 15, 2004, 12:09:56 pm
dont forget to pay now
was that to me? if yes i dont know how to pay  :funhatscomedown if you tell me how then i will  :mikeisahomo sorry
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 15, 2004, 12:10:33 pm
because i said so

Refuesing to serve someone without asking for ID or for not haveing a legable reason is count as traeson in some places. So unless you give me a decent reason not to serve me i'll have a blackcurrent and coke!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:11:37 pm
Quote
Refuesing to serve someone without asking for ID or for not haveing a legable reason is count as traeson in some places

treason is going against you country and queen you mong

and i work in a actual club and know for a certain fact i can refuse to serve anyone i want
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 15, 2004, 12:12:13 pm
fair do's im on my friends computer at her college and feel very, erm, gay because all the people i know from this college have fekked off to lesson and im billed lol (i mean) im sat in a pub on my own  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:12:25 pm
you give me a good reason to serve you?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:16:15 pm
and besides this is an epub

we dont serve nothing unalcoholic
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 15, 2004, 12:17:21 pm
Quote
Refuesing to serve someone without asking for ID or for not haveing a legable reason is count as traeson in some places

treason is going against you country and queen you mong

and i work in a actual club and know for a certain fact i can refuse to serve anyone i want

My family used to own a pub and I worked in two myself and I know you can't serve someone unless you think they are under 18, they already had to much to drink or they look like they can cause trouble.you are going against your country if you refuse to serve. so unless you can prove me wrong you are going hav etop bar me or something. for I know I am right.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 15, 2004, 12:18:14 pm
 ??? how do i pay for my drink i feel guilty drinking it without paying  ???
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:22:45 pm
you bum me

Quote
you are going against your country if you refuse to serve.

really?

lets see what dictionary.com has to say
treason

n 1: a crime that undermines the offender's government [syn: high treason, lese majesty]
2: disloyalty by virtue of subversive behavior [syn: subversiveness, traitorousness]
3: an act of deliberate betrayal [syn: treachery, betrayal, perfidy]


says fuck all bout refusing to serve someone there

and i dont have to serve you if i dont want to YOU CANT MAKE ME

and ive already told you we dont serve non alcoholic drinks in here
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 15, 2004, 12:26:02 pm
And if I am right it is also alligal not to sell non alcohol drink's no matter what pub it is. for people who can't drink they have a right to ask for any thing non alcohol.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:28:27 pm
i do believe this is  a EPUB

the law aint going to really be bothered about a fake make belief pub on the internet

so stop trying to be clever - it doesnt suit you
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 15, 2004, 12:30:02 pm
Hey i'm right and that's all i care about so byeeeeeeee *connor leaves with a big grin*haha
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:32:20 pm
your not right trust me , why would i get told by my employers that i have the right to refuse to serve someone if i wish when i dont?

id still love to know where you got the impresion that its treason

Quote
they already had to much to drink or they look like they can cause trouble

so its treason because i refused to serve you , but its ok for you to discriminate because of the way someone looks?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:32:43 pm
anyone want to be served?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: kevin on January 15, 2004, 12:33:27 pm
*enters*

lmao that last argument was great.

*leaves*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:35:26 pm
*confused*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 15, 2004, 12:35:31 pm
It's a private joke between friend's thank you. If you work in a bar you should know alll the rules unless your a glass collector. For remember my family owned a pub i knew every rule they is. Like if you get cought watering down the alcohol you can loose your licence and shit like that. But what do you know come on i'm listening.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:37:13 pm
a shit load more than you do


Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 15, 2004, 12:39:14 pm
Prove it i may not know alot about anything but i know about the laws of pubs so bring it on.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:39:58 pm
i do believe if you read my above posts you will see what i know



wheres the bouncer when you need him?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 12:41:08 pm
closing for a bit now, unless theres another barmaid round im going for a fag
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 15, 2004, 12:42:56 pm
I can't believe you will admit when you are wrong. I'm leaving but think about it oyu don't have to be right all the time you can be wrong in life sometime.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: LoUiSe on January 15, 2004, 01:18:50 pm
i know i dont have to always be right

but why would my employer tell me that if its ''treason''

next thing you know you'll be telling me is that replying to what yovue said is blasphemous
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 15, 2004, 02:01:10 pm
*Walks into the bar and hangs up coat*

Whats all this fiasco about pub laws :wtf i thought this was an ePub and its not a place to argue but for a bit of fun!

*Walks to the bar and waits for Triple JD on the rocks*

*Suggests we bar connor the fuck ass from the pub*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 15, 2004, 03:25:14 pm
Connor you complete mong this is not a real pub, so none of your arguments mean a thing!!!

I make the rules here, cos it's my pub, and incidentally it is true that you can be refused service without a reason being stated.

Now when you come back forget the whole argument or I will bar you  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Reverend K-Line on January 15, 2004, 05:36:18 pm

I make the rules here, cos it's my pub, and incidentally it is true that you can be refused service without a reason being stated.


Its just like how you can be refused admittence to the club for any reason, usually stated on flyers as ROAR
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 15, 2004, 05:52:42 pm
Hey, I'm here to work my shift  :evilimu
Connor, wtf!?! *shakes head* [spoiler]It's not real![/spoiler] I mean, yeah, what Darran, Serena and Lou said.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Morkholio on January 15, 2004, 05:53:45 pm
I don't mean to be rude but I've been stood here waiting for my bastard pint of Guiness for several hours now..  Any sight of it? :-\
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Razman on January 15, 2004, 06:00:46 pm
Think they gone to ireland to go and get you one.

Hi, can i have a vodka and coke (woo can drink again i think)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 15, 2004, 06:06:43 pm
 :-[ Sorry Mark, only just got here really. /me serves Mark and David
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 16, 2004, 11:15:37 am
*Walks in puts hat and coat doen on the table walks into the bar*

*Shouts service, waits for reply*

No answer  :wtf

*Helps himself to a shot class and bottle of JD and sits sipping away*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Evaperated tears on January 16, 2004, 01:20:55 pm
*connor walks in and starts to chat with pickle*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Pickle on January 16, 2004, 01:32:04 pm
*Gets up and throws connor out and bars him*
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: kevin on January 16, 2004, 02:39:48 pm
*Gets up and throws connor out and bars him*

How come you hate him all of a sudden? You won't get friends by picking on everyones favourite scape goat.

Turd.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 16, 2004, 07:11:28 pm
*Gets up and throws connor out and bars him*

You can't bar him, only me and Jack can bar people :P
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 16, 2004, 07:17:07 pm
I can hit him with a lead bar :)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 16, 2004, 07:18:04 pm
Outside though please Cootey, don't want him bleeding all over.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 16, 2004, 07:20:14 pm
aye...we might catch something
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Woodwhisper on January 17, 2004, 07:21:06 pm
BACK!

:D :D

Sooo, what did i miss then? :) :)

Damned internet only accesable at parents atm, rarr.

 :uni
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 17, 2004, 07:28:27 pm
Heylo Steve...
Erm, you didn't miss much really, just Connor thinking this was a real pub with perculiar rules and Pickle turning against him.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Woodwhisper on January 17, 2004, 08:55:26 pm
MEZ! :D

oo, hope u n luce ganged up on him.
U shudda u know.

:)

Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: BrokenAndDiscarded on January 17, 2004, 10:20:04 pm
Anyone in? I need eAlcohol.. oh well..

Oh Hi Morag.. no-one about tonight?

 :ghost - No and they forgot to feed me before they left

Oh poor ghostie, want some skittles? ;D

 :ghost - Yum yum skittles



So urm.. yeah, anyone serving?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 18, 2004, 11:43:17 am
 :o That's where Morag got to! He disappeared!
Hehe, me and Lucy Vs Connor  :-\ Hmm. Leave that one to the bouncer, heh.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Honey-Monster (Velma) on January 18, 2004, 12:18:36 pm
hold on hold on!! how come im being involved in this? (or is there a differenyt lucy??) ok now im confused  :wtf  :funhatscomedown hmmm hey mez *waves* can i get a drink for me and my fried please?  ;D (by the way no-one ever did tell me how i pay for these  :-\)
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: The Goddess on January 18, 2004, 12:23:56 pm
can i have the usual pleeeeeeeease?
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: SlutKissGirl on January 18, 2004, 12:26:40 pm
Hello your friendly landlady here....I'd just like to let people know that I've had some talks with the guy who owns this piece of land, and he says that if business doesn't pick up he'll have to shut us down.  :funhatscomedown

I've been thinking about this myself anyway, just to warn you that closure is imminent...
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on January 18, 2004, 01:08:50 pm
 :funhatscomedown
Noooo *sobbles*
/me serves Lucy and her friend some Archers and Kerry a JD and coke
Lucy, you pay by clicking on bum under the bar staffs karma.
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Floating_ThirdEye on January 18, 2004, 01:17:44 pm
THERE HAVE BEEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT THIS "E-PUB" OF YOURS! THE NOISE BEING THE MAIN PROBLEM; SO WE'RE GOING TO LUCK UP THIS PLACE IN A FEW DAYS!

Sincerly
Dick Nobb Edd

Further inquiries:
phone: 0800 E Police
email: e-police@wtf.com
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Floating_ThirdEye on January 18, 2004, 01:41:11 pm
lolz :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:The Haxed Arms
Post by: Salvino on January 19, 2004, 12:54:04 am
A slow dead sunday, Mr MorningStar's Debt Collection agency have no choice but to recover the outstanding debts of the pub. Owned is you..

hehehe...

 :) ;D :evilimu
Title: Last post wins a.k.a the postcount ++ thread
Post by: Ashe on January 31, 2004, 07:17:20 pm
last person to post in this thread wins.

This thread will never be locked.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on January 31, 2004, 07:18:09 pm
 ;D I'm winning
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: -Pete on January 31, 2004, 07:20:17 pm
is there a prize????  cos I'm totlly winning here  ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on January 31, 2004, 07:21:03 pm
 ;D No you're not
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Ashe on January 31, 2004, 07:24:57 pm
is there a prize????  cos I'm totlly winning here  ;D
There is but its a mystery until the end

and remember... you  have to be IN IT to WIN IT
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 07:28:52 pm
Err...I RULE  :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on January 31, 2004, 07:31:31 pm
 ::) I think that was his point
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Burt_cocain on January 31, 2004, 07:31:33 pm
I agree with everyone.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on January 31, 2004, 07:32:30 pm
I agree with everyone.

 :eek Connor? Is that you?!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 07:33:46 pm
I agree with everyone.

 :eek Connor? Is that you?!

 :lol
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 07:34:44 pm
Now that I am in it...how long do i have to wait till i know if i have won it?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: cosmic space debris! on January 31, 2004, 07:37:22 pm
u shud do it where every1 can only post once in here. then sum1 wud win
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 07:39:46 pm
u shud do it where every1 can only post once in here. then sum1 wud win

But then we'd have to wait till all the members come on and posted...that's take longer than if we let the server get full
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on January 31, 2004, 07:57:15 pm
Cootey was winning for far too long
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on January 31, 2004, 07:58:25 pm
last person to post in this thread wins.

It's never gonna die so I think the prize is safe..

it might............... ::)

oh i'm winning  :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: -Pete on January 31, 2004, 08:02:12 pm
you are indeed....oh wait...
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on January 31, 2004, 08:05:40 pm
The next person to post is a DICK. IDST

I must win now  :bye
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on January 31, 2004, 08:05:44 pm
 :P

i'll just have to use this great power i have to kill threads
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on January 31, 2004, 08:06:22 pm
DICK
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 08:06:55 pm
Quote
i'll just have to use this great power i have to kill threads

What power is that?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on January 31, 2004, 08:08:24 pm
Quote
i'll just have to use this great power i have to kill threads

What power is that?

my random crap posting power, worked in the past i'm sure it'll work now  :laugh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 08:10:15 pm
What i'm curious about is WHY ashe has created this thread  :nervous
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on January 31, 2004, 08:11:09 pm
boredom? also why in GB, surely this should be in crap bin
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 08:15:14 pm
would make sense...The crap bin is locked...but surly admins can create threads there
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Levo on January 31, 2004, 08:31:30 pm
All kinds of admins can create threads there, they dont have to be surly.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on January 31, 2004, 08:37:43 pm
u shud do it where every1 can only post once in here. then sum1 wud win

But then we'd have to wait till all the members come on and posted...that's take longer than if we let the server get full

How about just set people??

Im winning :laugh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Ashe on January 31, 2004, 08:55:52 pm
All kinds of admins can create threads there, they dont have to be surly.

haha
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jennifer on January 31, 2004, 09:01:33 pm
 :ninja
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on January 31, 2004, 09:25:30 pm
no your not
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Burt_cocain on January 31, 2004, 09:27:51 pm
*posts* :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on January 31, 2004, 09:29:32 pm
 :ghost If anyone posts I will haunt them, wooooo woooooo
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Burt_cocain on January 31, 2004, 09:31:34 pm
Wouldn't someone have to kill you first? *volunteers*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jennifer on January 31, 2004, 09:32:59 pm
I was winning for 24 mins, grrrr
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Dizzy on January 31, 2004, 09:33:02 pm
We are the champions
No time for losers

 :siandklinewendyhousekingsandgolfmasters
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Burt_cocain on January 31, 2004, 09:37:55 pm
& the lord spaketh saying "shut it tarts! y'all are pagan pansies" & the people wept... You heard me
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Dizzy on January 31, 2004, 09:37:59 pm
Dammit
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Burt_cocain on January 31, 2004, 09:38:25 pm
indeed
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on January 31, 2004, 09:39:01 pm
yas better hope i dont get hit by a bus tomoro, cos i will totally be ghosting ya house. I can pull faces too

 :ghost :ghost :ghost :ghost :ghost :ghost :ghost :ghost :ghost :ghost :ghost

 :liam moooo hoooo haaaa haaaa
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: -Pete on January 31, 2004, 09:40:14 pm
*grabs felt tips*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on January 31, 2004, 09:41:00 pm
 :bgmad
 a skeletons head woooooooooooo

actually it would have bin scaryer if id said skull
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jennifer on January 31, 2004, 09:54:25 pm
 :carlysbreasticles
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on January 31, 2004, 10:03:20 pm
if anyone needed an excuss for there post count to rise, this is it
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on January 31, 2004, 10:06:29 pm
Heh, i always wanted my post count to be higher and this is only my second post in here 8)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: undirected on January 31, 2004, 10:11:34 pm
this post is confusing me  :wtf
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on January 31, 2004, 10:24:41 pm
I like cheese
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Ashe on January 31, 2004, 10:32:18 pm
ya mam
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mr Mike on January 31, 2004, 10:32:45 pm
that was me whoops
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 10:32:56 pm
For god's sake, get a propper covo on, all this random shite is annoying
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on January 31, 2004, 10:33:51 pm
Who likes pizza and whats there favourite toppings? ;D

You cant beat pepperoni and pineapple... MMMMMMM
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 10:35:32 pm
Ham and pinapple on a fucking soft and thick crust.
or Margarita [sp] if it's in true Italian style
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on January 31, 2004, 10:36:52 pm
Soft and thick crust rawks... so does ham but ive always preferred Pepperoni and pineapple...

I know pineapple on pizza is gorgeous... but anyone else find it weird like me? :wtf

Fruit... on a pizza!!!! :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jennifer on January 31, 2004, 10:37:21 pm
mmmm pizza, I loves hot shots, infernos and explosives' i likes that hot shit  :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 10:38:11 pm
Fruit... on a pizza!!!! :P

What do you think tomato is?  ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jennifer on January 31, 2004, 10:39:00 pm
Fruit... on a pizza!!!! :P

What do you think tomato is?  ::)

 :lol
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on January 31, 2004, 10:39:02 pm
Fruit... on a pizza!!!! :P

What do you think tomato is?  ::)

I know its classed as a fruit... but... its blended into a sauce so its special like me
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 10:43:24 pm
its special like me

And also this young child

(http://biblequiz.kconline.com/retard.jpg)

[spoiler]Thant's not me before anyone says  ::)[/spoiler]
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on January 31, 2004, 10:46:08 pm
Hahaha...
Yes just like him


He does look like you though... comparing him to you 'Disturbed' picture in your information to the left of your posts ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 10:47:39 pm
Hahaha...
He does look like you though...

Just because he has ligt hair...but he has brown hair...and doesn't look anything like me  ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jennifer on January 31, 2004, 10:51:08 pm
He does look like you though

 :wtf erm not at all
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 10:59:27 pm
He does look like you though

 :wtf erm not at all

Thankyou...it's just that ray's an eejit
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on January 31, 2004, 11:01:00 pm
i have one arm coming out of me head  :monocle
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jennifer on January 31, 2004, 11:01:26 pm
yeah i've noticed, and i don't even know the poor lad,
Just kidding :carlysbreasticles
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on January 31, 2004, 11:01:39 pm
Winning = me :evilimu
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on January 31, 2004, 11:02:10 pm
Well... remember my glasses broked last night ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 11:03:38 pm
Winning = me :evilimu

you're a liar
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on January 31, 2004, 11:04:30 pm
 :jack quak
 :uni ehehehehe
 :pig oink oink
 :takingthepiss ooh ooh ahh ahh
 :ghost woooooooo
 :mazness rargh
 :gomikego squible squible
 :liam moojo doojo
 :evilimu boing boing
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on January 31, 2004, 11:05:57 pm
Winning = me :evilimu

you're a liar

Am I?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 11:06:05 pm
Jono...what's the point?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 11:06:28 pm
Winning = me :evilimu
you're a liar
Am I?

yes
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on January 31, 2004, 11:08:33 pm

 :gomikego squible squible


They were all very accurate... especially the irishman talking shit..

But how can you justify an evil rabbit saying "squible squible"? :eek
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on January 31, 2004, 11:08:37 pm
I was just wondering what noises the animals made. This is a silly thread, so it seems strange that you lack humour on it, come on philip what noise do u reckon this  :gomikego would make?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on January 31, 2004, 11:09:03 pm
thats what they say isnt it
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 11:10:01 pm
This is a silly thread

Who says?


And an evil rabit would go; "Cootey, stop raping me."
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on January 31, 2004, 11:10:50 pm
would a normal rabbit concent
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on January 31, 2004, 11:11:18 pm
Cootey, I swear you are getting less funny as every hour passes..

Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on January 31, 2004, 11:11:28 pm
This is a silly thread

Who says?


And an evil rabit would go; "Cootey, stop raping me."

 :eek
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jennifer on January 31, 2004, 11:11:33 pm
an evil rabbit doesn't say anything, have you not seen monty python and the holy grail? theres the proof
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 11:11:48 pm
would a normal rabbit concent
After biting me a few times, yes.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 11:12:43 pm
Cootey, I swear you are getting less funny as every hour passes..


When was i funny to begin with?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on January 31, 2004, 11:13:33 pm
Anyway...i'm going to go and kip, soo y'all later  :bye
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on January 31, 2004, 11:15:59 pm
 :nosmile
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jennifer on January 31, 2004, 11:24:18 pm
Anyway...i'm going to go and kip, soo y'all later  :bye

Night
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 12:18:56 am
so whos on the nightshift for the thread
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jennifer on February 01, 2004, 12:24:08 am
just you i think, i'm off to kip soon
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 12:25:15 am
so whos on the nightshift for the thread

Incase an admin locks it? ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 12:26:42 am
well i'm ultra hyper at the moment.

So that'll be me up for a few mins till i die,

have fun(not meant in the dirty sense as everyone thinks i just say it as a custom now) and sleep well when u go off to sleep
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 12:27:44 am
so whos on the nightshift for the thread

Incase an admin locks it? ::)

shhh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Burt_cocain on February 01, 2004, 12:37:47 am
Wonder if this thread'll ever be able to end :-\
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: LoUiSe on February 01, 2004, 12:39:40 am
[size=20]YA MAM[/size]

Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: ikkleste on February 01, 2004, 12:53:29 am
I am the winnar!!!!!!!1 :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper

[edit: ahh guess not :( ]
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 12:57:59 am
For not long.

My energy is leavin me, so i might go too.....

Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jennifer on February 01, 2004, 01:11:38 am
Have any of ya tried that puzzle in the flash section? Its fooking rock hard, bastard thing  :angry

P.S night all
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Burt_cocain on February 01, 2004, 01:17:01 am
Nobody post underneath this one! Thank you :)


as ashe sits in his room laughing at what he has created
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 01:22:10 am
How about no because that means you win ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Burt_cocain on February 01, 2004, 01:23:13 am
ohsorrydidntrealise.....eeeejit :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 01:38:07 am
 :lol ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 01:43:19 am
Ok, well i'm off to bed too

i'm just about to crash and burn, have fun.....
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Burt_cocain on February 01, 2004, 01:44:45 am
Night dude :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 01:51:01 am
Night dude :P

Haha, lame ass! You only said bye for that last + extra post.... you whore :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jack on February 01, 2004, 01:57:28 am
This thread will never be locked.

 ... OK , but can I move it to an admin only area ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: bubbles on February 01, 2004, 02:01:17 am
hmmmm......wooo just got back from flares  ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 02:04:50 am
This thread will never be locked.

 ... OK , but can I move it to an admin only area ;)

lol... so only the admins can win the fabled prize? :'(
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jack on February 01, 2004, 02:08:12 am
This thread will never be locked.

 ... OK , but can I move it to an admin only area ;)

lol... so only the admins can win the fabled prize? :'(

.. or the gmods :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 02:14:05 am
I'm winning!  ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 02:18:14 am
This thread will never be locked.

 ... OK , but can I move it to an admin only area ;)

lol... so only the admins can win the fabled prize? :'(

.. or the gmods :P

lol, darn it! With i was a mod now :funhatscomedown
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 02:56:22 am
I'm winning!  ;)

 ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 03:31:39 am
Im off to bed now...

Ill continue this woaring wampage of wevenge tomorrow :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: -Pete on February 01, 2004, 04:50:05 am
wheeeeyy!! kill bill quote!!! heh   :mikeisahomo  top notch   ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Floating_ThirdEye on February 01, 2004, 04:52:30 am
Fuck you all, I WIN!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Floating_ThirdEye on February 01, 2004, 04:54:15 am
lol, darn it! With i was a mod now :funhatscomedown

but mods can't see it either, only gmods and admins are uber cool.  :)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: -Pete on February 01, 2004, 05:02:35 am
sleep for me now  *thumbs up*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Floating_ThirdEye on February 01, 2004, 05:07:12 am
NIGHT NIGHT
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: -Pete on February 01, 2004, 05:09:44 am
goodnight :)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Floating_ThirdEye on February 01, 2004, 05:13:12 am
SLEEP TIGHT.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: bubbles on February 01, 2004, 09:20:22 am
la la la think i'm winning at the moment  :P got to get ready for work  :'(
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: HappySakura on February 01, 2004, 11:30:44 am
i just got back from hospital. i'm now minus an ovary.  :-X  :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on February 01, 2004, 11:35:58 am
la la la think i'm winning at the moment  :P got to get ready for work  :'(


you guessed wrong  :laugh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 11:39:10 am
la la la think i'm winning at the moment  :P got to get ready for work  :'(


you guessed wrong  :laugh

Aye she was 8)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: ikkleste on February 01, 2004, 11:41:22 am
I think what Ashe wants to do is push the haxed arms from the top spot

(so noone else post in here go post in there instead *nods* yes thats what you should do)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 01, 2004, 11:42:27 am
so if the threads never going to be locked, how is anyone going to win?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on February 01, 2004, 11:44:26 am
right if i'm allowed to win i'll buy everyone a drink next time i'm out


disclaimer - only applies to ppl who have posted, new posts and posters after this do not count :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 11:46:12 am
right if i'm allowed to win i'll buy everyone a drink next time i'm out

Dont listen to him... he'll be out next new years eve ::) :lol

And isnt the Haxed Arms locked anyway? :cookytrainershavetonguesofdoom
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 01, 2004, 11:47:40 am
yeh but if people keep posting in here then that wont be the top posted in thread....
and stop trying to win
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Burt_cocain on February 01, 2004, 11:50:15 am
i just got back from hospital. i'm now minus an ovary.  :-X  :fashr0x0rs



The fuck em? :-\


Morning Losers :)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on February 01, 2004, 11:51:43 am
right if i'm allowed to win i'll buy everyone a drink next time i'm out

Dont listen to him... he'll be out next new years eve ::) :lol


i am planning on going out on the 20th feb
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 01, 2004, 11:55:56 am
you can have one of my overies if you want. im not having children, im using serenas eggs to have children
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: arabianhardcore on February 01, 2004, 12:44:39 pm
STREETS CLOSED PIZZA BOY
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: cowgirlstyle on February 01, 2004, 12:45:27 pm
last person to post in this thread wins.

This thread will never be locked.

well then what's the point? ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 01, 2004, 12:46:22 pm
yeh , thats the point i tried to make. although i didnt manage it quite as wel....
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: arabianhardcore on February 01, 2004, 12:46:55 pm
No point, just streets, and closure
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 01, 2004, 12:48:44 pm
 :evilimu just a pointless thing then....designed to keep all post whores amused?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: danthefucnkawjtafhkg on February 01, 2004, 12:56:35 pm
i figure seeing as i ALWAYS kill threads and no one ever replies after me, i cannot loose.

and if not then i'll be loved  ;D

I CANT LOOSE!  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper


unless i get ignored  :'(


lol
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: ikkleste on February 01, 2004, 12:58:10 pm
sorry did someone say something... :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 01, 2004, 01:00:28 pm
 ::)
 :lol
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 01:04:30 pm
WINNER :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: ikkleste on February 01, 2004, 01:11:05 pm
not :p
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 01:12:55 pm
Looser
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: ikkleste on February 01, 2004, 01:15:44 pm
i know you are :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Ashe on February 01, 2004, 01:20:15 pm
THIS JUST IN: Jordan will fuck the winner, and so will Pink & Britney spears and gwen stefani and jewel.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jack on February 01, 2004, 01:23:33 pm
Dunno why everyone's yring .. tis obvious that the last post in this thread on YaBB Se will be by me .. just before I replace the forum software 8)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 01:27:21 pm
Jack should be disqualified. :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on February 01, 2004, 01:29:43 pm
THIS JUST IN: Jordan will fuck the winner, and so will Pink & Britney spears and gwen stefani and jewel.

thats it i'm not gonna post anymore if birtney and jordan or gonna be the prize
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 01:30:27 pm
THIS JUST IN: Jordan will fuck the winner, and so will Pink & Britney spears and gwen stefani and jewel.

thats it i'm not gonna post anymore if birtney and jordan or gonna be the prize

 :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on February 01, 2004, 01:32:34 pm
THIS JUST IN: Jordan will fuck the winner, and so will Pink & Britney spears and gwen stefani and jewel.

thats it i'm not gonna post anymore if birtney and jordan or gonna be the prize


 :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf

dont like either of them
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 01:39:40 pm
Fair enough :fashr0x0rs

If I win them I'll sell them all to medical science to investigate the mystery about Britneys boobs, why Jordans back ain't broken from the weight of her chebs yet and why Pink is so butch.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Ashe on February 01, 2004, 01:44:19 pm
THIS JUST IN: Smoggie accidentaly reveals homosexuality!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on February 01, 2004, 01:47:47 pm
THIS JUST IN: Smoggie accidentaly reveals homosexuality!


:lol and i was trying to keep that a secret  :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 01:48:24 pm
It was all down to clever psychological wordplay that we got you to admit it :ninja
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Johnny Blaze on February 01, 2004, 01:57:55 pm
Haven't bothered reading the thread, so... what do we win? should also make a cut off day... or else its gonna be going forever  :pig
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Floating_ThirdEye on February 01, 2004, 02:05:03 pm
THIS THREAD SUCKS! (I win)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 02:05:49 pm
Winning = Me... for now...

And i agree with Smoggie... i dont like Britney or Jordon or Pink ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 02:07:42 pm
ah well then.

Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 02:11:26 pm
(http://www.flatnessintl.com/barnshot-udders.JPG)

Udders
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 02:12:32 pm
Does that mean we get milk to drink too.

*goes off to find milk*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 02:18:56 pm
Hehhehe, how they seperate it so it skimmed, semi skimmed and full fat.

Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 02:19:10 pm
Only nice with Chocolate Minibix 8) Warmed up for roughly a minute in a microwave ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 02:20:44 pm
Noo, if it goes in the microwave it has a habit of either exploding, or tasting bad.

strange..
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: the_frogster on February 01, 2004, 02:23:27 pm
hmmmm intresting concept for a thread... if somewhat devoid of point
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 02:23:58 pm
Chocolate minibix are revolting :-X. You have yucky taste in food Ray.
Hmmm, seeing what the prize is, if I win I'll donate it to someone who likes them, 'coz I'm nice like that  8) :uni
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jack on February 01, 2004, 02:24:55 pm
No, there is a point .. that evil Ashe-man just wants to see how long it will be before the database implodes  :funhatscomedown :eek :nervous
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mr Mike on February 01, 2004, 02:26:23 pm
Whats this? Whats this?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 02:26:32 pm
No, there is a point .. that evil Ashe-man just wants to see how long it will be before the database implodes  :funhatscomedown :eek :nervous

Always loved the word implode hehe

And i got good taste in food mez... we were on about pepperoni pizza + pineapple before... mmmm
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 02:28:23 pm
Pepperoni mings as does pineapple, so I stand by my statement of you have yucky taste in food  :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 02:30:12 pm
Now you know why i talk shit :)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Johnny Blaze on February 01, 2004, 02:30:18 pm
hmmmm intresting concept for a thread... if somewhat devoid of point


 :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: DevilsHaircut on February 01, 2004, 02:30:30 pm
mine is the last. any fucker who says anythin will die :bgmad
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 02:30:57 pm
I'm with Mez, and I think warm milk is like simulating drinking it fresh from the teat of a female cow.  *pukes*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Johnny Blaze on February 01, 2004, 02:31:12 pm
"anythin"
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 02:32:23 pm
Yey! Mark agrees with me  8)
So, you're blaming your taste in food for you talking shit Ray?  :eek
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 02:34:16 pm
Yey! Mark agrees with me  8)
So, you're blaming your taste in food for you talking shit Ray?  :eek

I eat shit 8)
EDIT : Marks ghey ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 02:34:54 pm
No shit ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Burt_cocain on February 01, 2004, 02:35:14 pm
So when the datbase implodes, what's the prize?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 02:35:27 pm
Yey! Mark agrees with me  8)
So, you're blaming your taste in food for you talking shit Ray?  :eek

I eat shit 8)
EDIT : Marks ghey ;)

Ahh, so when you talk you're just throwing up?  :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 02:36:26 pm
Dont look into it that much Mez ::) :P

Next topic ahem :colour
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: DevilsHaircut on February 01, 2004, 02:36:39 pm
right u 3 twats above are dead  :bgmad :angry

Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: hannah on February 01, 2004, 02:36:48 pm
last person to post in this thread wins.

wins what??
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jack on February 01, 2004, 02:38:43 pm
So when the datbase implodes, what's the prize?

I come round to visit and explain, in detailed painfulness, exactly how much work its gonna take me to rewbuild everything.  :mean
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 02:38:50 pm
right u 3 twats above are dead  :bgmad :angry



In Oxford Dictionary English that means precisely what?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Johnny Blaze on February 01, 2004, 02:40:00 pm
It means "haggis" man, everyone knows that
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 02:40:36 pm
right u 3 twats above are dead  :bgmad :angry

I think you'll find you are very much mistaken  :P
1) I'm not a twat, as that's a pregnant goldfish and I'm a person, so nerrr  :P
2) I'm very much alive  :P :evilimu
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Johnny Blaze on February 01, 2004, 02:43:02 pm
*dances around merike wearing nothing but a white cloak and a pointy white hood covering his face*

KKK REDNECK PARTY EVERYONE!!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 02:44:32 pm
*dances around merike wearing nothing but a white cloak and a pointy white hood covering his face*

KKK REDNECK PARTY EVERYONE!!

 ::)
/me pulls out her trusty swiss army knife and threatens to chop off your penis unless you stop trying to dance as you look ridiculous.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Johnny Blaze on February 01, 2004, 02:46:13 pm
*stops dancing, pulls his hood down and goes to play in traffic*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 02:47:54 pm
*stops dancing, pulls his hood down and goes to play in traffic*

 ;D
Be careful now, playing in traffic's a dangerous thing to be doing, heh.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 02:48:05 pm
eek what with all the castration lately

Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mr Mike on February 01, 2004, 02:52:10 pm
right u 3 twats above are dead  :bgmad :angry

I think you'll find you are very much mistaken  :P
1) I'm not a twat, as that's a pregnant goldfish and I'm a person, so nerrr  :P
2) I'm very much alive  :P :evilimu

heh I hated it when people used to say stuff like that proper pissed me off and stuff :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 02:54:26 pm
right u 3 twats above are dead  :bgmad :angry

I think you'll find you are very much mistaken  :P
1) I'm not a twat, as that's a pregnant goldfish and I'm a person, so nerrr  :P
2) I'm very much alive  :P :evilimu

heh I hated it when people used to say stuff like that proper pissed me off and stuff :P

Heh, bless ya. I just felt like making the point he wasn't right. :evilimu <-- how cute is that boingy thing?!?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mr Mike on February 01, 2004, 02:57:22 pm
almost as cut as errr........... a cute thing :-\
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on February 01, 2004, 02:58:35 pm
Oh wow, is this thing still going

Oh shit im winning
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 03:01:53 pm
Nar it's all a illusion

Have u got to the dentist yet and got that thing sorted out jono
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on February 01, 2004, 03:05:11 pm
 Yep, im back to normal now dude, it fucking knacked like. Ive got to get an operation in a couple of months to have the root of my tooth removed, aarrggghhh!!!! I dont like the sounds of it.

this is me  :diandnicolebeingsly  OW     :diandnicolebeingsly    OW    :diandnicolebeingsly   OW
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 03:12:01 pm
Root caninal or what ever it's called sounds worser than it is, i've had it done, just takes awhile to be done but the amount of painkiller numbin stuff u get given is wicked.

Heheh, Food
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: DevilsHaircut on February 01, 2004, 03:12:36 pm
right u 3 twats above are dead  :bgmad :angry



In Oxford Dictionary English that means precisely what?


geek :monocle fuck off to Oxford
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Burt_cocain on February 01, 2004, 03:12:54 pm
*contributes*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on February 01, 2004, 03:14:02 pm
a root canal isnt an option for me, the root the abcsess was on is broken, so it can only be reached thru the gum. Ive had one before too, it was pretty nasty like

Im in the lead
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Burt_cocain on February 01, 2004, 03:19:34 pm
*overtakes* ;D :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: DevilsHaircut on February 01, 2004, 03:20:56 pm

right u 3 twats above are dead  :bgmad :angry

I think you'll find you are very much mistaken  :P
1) I'm not a twat, as that's a pregnant goldfish and I'm a person, so nerrr  :P
2) I'm very much alive  :P :evilimu

heh I hated it when people used to say stuff like that proper pissed me off and stuff :P

Heh, bless ya. I just felt like making the point he wasn't right. :evilimu <-- how cute is that boingy thing?!?

who gives a fuck? is this meant to be taken seriously? :takingthepiss

now get the the pub. c ya there :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on February 01, 2004, 03:22:23 pm
Knock Knock
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 03:23:02 pm
right u 3 twats above are dead  :bgmad :angry



In Oxford Dictionary English that means precisely what?


geek :monocle fuck off to Oxford

 :laugh You moron. Mark's a bum, not a geek ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: DevilsHaircut on February 01, 2004, 03:26:12 pm

right u 3 twats above are dead  :bgmad :angry



In Oxford Dictionary English that means precisely what?


geek :monocle fuck off to Oxford

 :laugh You moron. Mark's a bum, not a geek ::)

of course he is and any1 who doesnt agree must be too
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Alex in wonderland on February 01, 2004, 03:26:45 pm
Ohh i havnt posted in this yet *special*.. :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: LoUiSe on February 01, 2004, 03:31:46 pm
im boreded
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Jack on February 01, 2004, 03:32:25 pm

right u 3 twats above are dead  :bgmad :angry



In Oxford Dictionary English that means precisely what?


geek :monocle fuck off to Oxford

 :laugh You moron. Mark's a bum, not a geek ::)

of course he is and any1 who doesnt agree must be too

Well, I am, and geeks > you :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Burt_cocain on February 01, 2004, 03:33:45 pm
Boarded? What.... Like a boat
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: LoUiSe on February 01, 2004, 03:37:17 pm
as in nothing to do you tard
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 03:42:54 pm
I'm winning!  ;)

 ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: LoUiSe on February 01, 2004, 03:43:45 pm
aye but i felt it might relieve my boredom for an extra 0.00000001 second by using another 2 letters on the end of it
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 03:44:39 pm
Were you right?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 03:45:52 pm
I'm winning!  ;)

 ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 03:46:20 pm
I'm Gay!  ;)

 ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: ikkleste on February 01, 2004, 03:51:09 pm
heh i like, tee's Destructo hammer signature... :D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 03:51:12 pm
I'm winning!  ;)




 ;)

 :P Bitch!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 03:53:48 pm
heh i like, tee's Destructo hammer signature... :D

 ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: LoUiSe on February 01, 2004, 03:57:21 pm
Quote
Were you right?

unfortunatly not

might venture out into the unknown and go see my dad (assuming hes not in the pub like)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 03:57:50 pm
I'm winning!  ;)

 ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 03:58:29 pm
 ::) Well done Gaz...oops :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 04:02:44 pm
I'm winning!  ;)

 ;)

Thank you Tee!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 04:03:54 pm
You're welcome... even if you did fuck-up that quote ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 04:05:41 pm
I'm winning!  ;)

 ;)

Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 04:08:42 pm
I'm winning!  ;)

 ;)



Gary, you're allowed to do something else apart from quote yourself ya know  :P :evilimu
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 04:11:02 pm
Heh heh, you called him Gary
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 04:15:38 pm
 :nosmile
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 04:20:38 pm
Yup, heh, made him post something else though  :evilimu
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: __blahhhh on February 01, 2004, 04:22:55 pm
Gary just don't sound right heh  :nervous
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 04:24:44 pm
Gary just don't sound right heh  :nervous

 I know! I prefer Gaz!  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: __blahhhh on February 01, 2004, 04:26:42 pm
In that case we'll call you gary
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 04:30:06 pm
In that case we'll call you gary

 :nosmile
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 05:00:10 pm
So whats the longest time someone has had the last post on this thread then.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 05:04:16 pm
Probably 30 mins 4 secs which was what it stood at before you posted, heh.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 05:10:20 pm
ThirdEye with 4 hours and 7mins  :)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 05:33:37 pm
Seems to be dieing a bit now  :evilimu *boingy boingy* :evilimu
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 06:12:50 pm
Just wait for the people who go to college come online tomorrow..

You sound like you're looking forward to that!  :laugh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: hannah on February 01, 2004, 06:27:54 pm
 :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu
dont they look cute all bouncing together?  ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 06:37:57 pm

wouldn't that many bouncing cause a earthquake
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: mikeyG on February 01, 2004, 06:49:21 pm
Still going then hehe

 :laugh :laugh :laugh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 06:59:45 pm
Seems so

Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Dizzy on February 01, 2004, 07:00:41 pm
17 pages in ..  what - 24 hours?  Jeez Louise.

It was on page 3 when i came offline last night
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 01, 2004, 07:01:28 pm
but compared to the haxed arms, wasn't that like 50 pages in 24hr's

Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Dizzy on February 01, 2004, 07:04:05 pm
i dunno, i think i only posted in it once.  I got confused.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 07:05:36 pm
:evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu
dont they look cute all bouncing together?  ;D

Yey! Cute!  :evilimu
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 07:08:37 pm
I never posted in Haxed Arms once... and the other day i thought i would bring it back to life to find out it was locked lol

And an extra 4 pages within the course of 3 hours ive been offline :o

Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 07:09:55 pm
Haha, losers ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 07:13:09 pm
I never posted in Haxed Arms once... and the other day i thought i would bring it back to life to find out it was locked lol

I worked there  :) But it got shut down.
Wow! Just like real life!!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 07:14:22 pm
That's depressing :-\
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 07:17:01 pm
I never posted in Haxed Arms once... and the other day i thought i would bring it back to life to find out it was locked lol

I worked there  :) But it got shut down.
Wow! Just like real life!!

Maybe all of its employees are soon gonna lose jobs :-\
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 07:18:17 pm
Or maybe Merike is a Bad-Luck-Princess
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Dizzy on February 01, 2004, 07:18:18 pm
all in all, its unlikely we'll succeed  :siandklinewendyhousekingsandgolfmasters
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 07:21:54 pm
Or maybe Merike is a Bad-Luck-Princess

 :mikeisahomo Damn right  :funhatscomedown
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 07:48:42 pm
 :evilimu
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 07:49:59 pm
:evilimu

Heh, I want one as a pet  :evilimu :uni
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 07:51:05 pm
I'm meant to be giving Fulla a :evilimu the next time I see her
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 07:53:18 pm
 :evilimu <-- It looks like a Space Hopper!  :eek
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 07:53:56 pm
Except more alive ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 07:55:38 pm
I'm meant to be giving Fulla a :evilimu the next time I see her

A Bounce??
An Evil Imu??

 :-\
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 07:56:21 pm
Except more alive ::)

No shit smart arse!  :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: __blahhhh on February 01, 2004, 07:57:06 pm
Strange thread  :wtf it's like something out of the crap bin heh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 07:57:31 pm
Quote
No shit smart arse!

 ;D


[spoiler][size=0.2]P.s. I'm winning[/size][/spoiler]
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 07:57:51 pm
I'm winning!  ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 07:58:12 pm
I'm winning!  ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 07:58:29 pm
I'm winning!  ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 07:58:54 pm
I'm winning!  ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 07:59:25 pm
I'm winning!  ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 07:59:48 pm
I'm winning!  ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 08:01:42 pm
I'm winning!  ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 08:01:55 pm
As if you both are as gay as Gaz is!!
Btw...

I'm winning!  ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 08:02:01 pm
 ::) Give up!

I'm winning ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 08:03:26 pm
As if you both are as gay as Gaz is!!
Btw...

I'm winning!  ;)

You arse!  ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 08:05:17 pm
/me yawns
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: -Pete on February 01, 2004, 08:06:36 pm
so whats everyone upto, anyway??
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 08:09:35 pm
Tea soon...  listening to Sugar atm like

Gonna play on my gameboy advance after heh... wow how bored am i!

Might be following your yawn soon Tee :(
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 08:10:27 pm
so whats everyone upto, anyway??

 Talking on shitty msn, listening to NIN and reading haxed. My life is uber!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 08:11:39 pm
so whats everyone upto, anyway??

I'm trying to figure out the best way to get myself to one of the RBF gigs... but it isn't going very well :(
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: -Luke- on February 01, 2004, 08:13:16 pm
[size=10]CRAPWEASEL[/size]
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: -Pete on February 01, 2004, 08:13:31 pm
lol   i told you if worst comes to worst we can just stay with my mate... he just doesnt know it yet heh  
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 08:16:32 pm
lol   i told you if worst comes to worst we can just stay with my mate... he just doesnt know it yet heh  

 ;D... I really have to go though! :evilimu ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 08:16:37 pm
All {Larger Number} of people :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 08:18:22 pm
[size=10]CRAPWEASEL[/size]

 :o That's a bit offensive
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Woodwhisper on February 01, 2004, 08:19:20 pm
Could sum1 tell my sorry ass what this threads actually about? i cant be bummed to read through 20 pages to get the jist

Yeah yeah i know, its about last post wins, but .. whats it ... ABOUT.

eh? eh eh eh?

Actually nevermind.


I'me a pineapple I have leafs.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 08:25:59 pm
see everyones looking at this thread all wrong... people are preoccupied with this...
last person to post in this thread wins.

...instead of this...

This thread will never be locked.

..take advantage of that fact!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Woodwhisper on February 01, 2004, 08:28:45 pm
Ime a little bunny, I hop everywhere.

hop hop hop hop hop


Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 08:30:24 pm
steve prick desu
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: HappySakura on February 01, 2004, 08:30:56 pm
this thread is so arse pokeingly gay.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Woodwhisper on February 01, 2004, 08:32:39 pm
steve prick desu

pardon?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 08:33:07 pm
He said:

Quote
steve prick desu
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 08:35:01 pm
japaneese innit



its my grandmothers last dying wish that i be the last person to post in this thread. please respect that, she is(was) a wonderful lady.

god bless and god speed.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 08:35:26 pm
Hehe great songs come on on my playlist:

Blossom, Commander & the leader
Bubbles, She brings the joy and the laughter
Buttercup, And she's the toughest fighter
Powerpuff save the day!

Fighting crime trying to save the world
Here they come just in time
The Powerpuff Girls!
Fighting crime trying to save the world
Here they come just in time
The Powerpuff Girls!
Powerpuff!
 :serena
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 08:36:07 pm
Nevermind eh Jamie?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 08:36:52 pm
Hehe great songs come on on my playlist:

Blossom, Commander & the leader
Bubbles, She brings the joy and the laughter
Buttercup, And she's the toughest fighter
Powerpuff save the day!

Fighting crime trying to save the world
Here they come just in time
The Powerpuff Girls!
Fighting crime trying to save the world
Here they come just in time
The Powerpuff Girls!
Powerpuff!
 :serena

why dont you just piss on her still cooling corpse? evil bastard
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: -Pete on February 01, 2004, 08:36:57 pm
Anata no hiza ni suwattemo yoroshii desu ka?  ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: hannah on February 01, 2004, 08:37:16 pm
this thread is so arse pokeingly gay.
lol, arse pokeingly... sounds funny  ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Cinnamon Spider on February 01, 2004, 08:37:45 pm
japaneese innit



its my grandmothers last dying wish that i be the last person to post in this thread. please respect that, she is(was) a wonderful lady.

god bless and god speed.

 :laugh :laugh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 08:37:57 pm
ahem... lets not confuse these simpletons by talking in japaneese ey pete? doesnt seem fair somehow!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 08:39:04 pm
Hehe great songs come on on my playlist:

Blossom, Commander & the leader
Bubbles, She brings the joy and the laughter
Buttercup, And she's the toughest fighter
Powerpuff save the day!

Fighting crime trying to save the world
Here they come just in time
The Powerpuff Girls!
Fighting crime trying to save the world
Here they come just in time
The Powerpuff Girls!
Powerpuff!
 :serena

why dont you just piss on her still cooling corpse? evil bastard

Started typing it before you posted that.
Anyway. There's nothing stopping you from posting again.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 08:39:48 pm
Hehe great songs come on on my playlist:

Blossom, Commander & the leader
Bubbles, She brings the joy and the laughter
Buttercup, And she's the toughest fighter
Powerpuff save the day!

Fighting crime trying to save the world
Here they come just in time
The Powerpuff Girls!
Fighting crime trying to save the world
Here they come just in time
The Powerpuff Girls!
Powerpuff!
 :serena

why dont you just piss on her still cooling corpse? evil bastard

Started typing it before you posted that.
Anyway. There's nothing stopping you from posting again.

no its all ruined now, your powerpuffs have damned her soul to hell.
hope your happy.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 08:41:47 pm
 ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Dizzy on February 01, 2004, 08:45:19 pm
cant help feeling really sad for posting in this..  lol..  its neverending...  and...  well, i'm not gonna stop
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 08:45:19 pm
okay.. idea.... if this thread cant be locked hows about serena and co. stage a revolution and claim the thread in the name of the haxed arms?

not that i like the haxed arms i just like chaos.

and steve no speeches about chaos vs order please.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Dizzy on February 01, 2004, 08:46:34 pm
would love a pint right now
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 08:47:29 pm
okay.. idea.... if this thread cant be locked hows about serena and co. stage a revolution and claim the thread in the name of the haxed arms?
:) Then I could get my bar maid job back
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 08:47:37 pm
errrrrr *pours dizzy a pint*

*bends over for a bumming*


thats how it works right?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: hannah on February 01, 2004, 08:47:49 pm
if it cant get locked, dose that mean it wont get crap-binned aswell?  :-\
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 08:47:59 pm
Yup thats how it works Jamie
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Dizzy on February 01, 2004, 08:49:09 pm
 :laugh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: HappySakura on February 01, 2004, 08:49:11 pm
Powerpuff Girls is really really bad.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 08:49:21 pm
ok merike you have more experience... hows about you be barlady?

*runs away before hes found out*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 08:51:03 pm
Woo! Yeah okay. Oi! Come back Jamie! Can't serve on my own, what if there's a massive queue?

 :o Emily! Not it's not!
Meh, each to their own I guess
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 08:52:09 pm
How about this [size=20]doesn't[/size] turn into the Haxed Arms? :)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 08:52:35 pm
how about it doesnt but we pretend it did?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 08:53:19 pm
How about it doesn't and we shun all your ideas of pretending it did?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 08:53:55 pm
Piss off with the Haxed Arms thing :nosmile

That annoyed me the fook outta me... always seeing The Haxed Arms being the last thread posted in... rarr...

All should just say a word... next person types a word that branches off that... and might turn into something unusual [spoiler]or extremely dull like the Haxed Arms[/spoiler]
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: SlutKissGirl on February 01, 2004, 08:54:00 pm
Hey this is not fair at least my Haxed arms had a point to it  :angry I refuse to post in here anymore on principle  :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 08:54:22 pm
Bah, you just don't want me to get any of my jobs back do you Tee?  :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 08:54:52 pm
tee i thought you would support the idea!!!


seeing as eBeer is the only alcohol your going to be getting for a long time!!!!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 08:55:14 pm
Bah, you just don't want me to get any of my jobs back do you Tee?  :P

 :laugh :laugh

I'm just helping out the Bad-Luck-Princess ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 08:56:14 pm
tee i thought you would support the idea!!!


seeing as eBeer is the only alcohol your going to be getting for a long time!!!!

That's out of choice you fag :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 08:57:06 pm

That annoyed me the fook outta me... always seeing The Haxed Arms being the last thread posted in... rarr...



errrr.... right.... so your pointing out the similaritys...*scratches head*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 08:57:46 pm
Metal :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 08:58:27 pm
Metal sucks :fashr0x0rs


[spoiler]Don't hurt me[/spoiler]
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 08:58:32 pm

That annoyed me the fook outta me... always seeing The Haxed Arms being the last thread posted in... rarr...

errrr.... right.... so your pointing out the similaritys...*scratches head*


 ::)

Your not meant to pay close attention to my posts Jamie :P

Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 09:01:43 pm
Shaddap Tee. :fashr0x0rs

I was thinking right...  You know how in WW2 loads of people died and like bled everywhere and stuff, and now the oceans full of their blood, do you reckon that means the Ocean is full of AIDS and nasty shit because the thought is kind of disturbing. :wtf
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 09:01:59 pm
if i smash up the server just after i post do i still get the prize?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 09:02:38 pm
Shaddap Tee. :fashr0x0rs

I was thinking right...  You know how in WW2 loads of people died and like bled everywhere and stuff, and now the oceans full of their blood, do you reckon that means the Ocean is full of AIDS and nasty shit because the thought is kind of disturbing. :wtf

 :nervous That's one weird scary thought
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 09:03:25 pm
if i smash up the server just after i post do i still get the prize?

You'll get a prize kicking off jack thats for sure!

i dont really care what it is as long as i win
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Cinnamon Spider on February 01, 2004, 09:03:43 pm
I was thinking right...  You know how in WW2 loads of people died and like bled everywhere and stuff, and now the oceans full of their blood, do you reckon that means the Ocean is full of AIDS and nasty shit because the thought is kind of disturbing. :wtf

doubt it, can't AIDS only last outside of the body for months, not years and not everyone who was in the war had AIDS
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 09:04:42 pm
and not everyone who was in the war had AIDS

popular misconception that
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Dizzy on February 01, 2004, 09:06:16 pm
When i read WW2, i read it as WWF (World wrestling federation) and then it said people died and blood and i thought - shit, when did all the wrestlers die...  

hmm -  then i read it again.. ooops

 :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: -Pete on February 01, 2004, 09:06:17 pm
i know - lets play a game!!  whoever DOESNT post in this thread for the longest wins  :)  starting.....NOW!!!!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 09:06:53 pm
Quote
doubt it, can't AIDS only last outside of the body for months, not years and not everyone who was in the war had AIDS

Thats true, but ..  Ok your probably right. :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 09:07:59 pm
It spread like wildfire i'm sure, all them men stuck in tents and trenches for years on end with only each others company ;)

Not everyone got to pillage villages and rape local women

Or French farm boys like in the book we're studying for English... though that's set in WW1 not WW2
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Woodwhisper on February 01, 2004, 09:09:51 pm
I Thought AIDS was developed in a genetics lab in africa in the 50's
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 09:10:16 pm
It spread like wildfire i'm sure, all them men stuck in tents and trenches for years on end with only each others company ;)

Not everyone got to pillage villages and rape local women

Or French farm boys like in the book we're studying for English... though that's set in WW1 not WW2

You can keep your fantasies of homosexual French Farm Boys to yourself Merike ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 09:10:42 pm
i retract my joke because everyone said a similar thing


*baa @  ::)*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 01, 2004, 09:11:03 pm
I Thought AIDS was developed in a genetics lab in africa in the 50's

Thought it was from a monkey myself...

Oi Mark! It's in a book called The Ghost Road and it's by Pat Barker
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: hannah on February 01, 2004, 09:11:52 pm
I Thought AIDS was developed in a genetics lab in africa in the 50's
i herd that aswell  :-\
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 09:12:37 pm
Does anybody know a website where I can order Cannabis online, same day delivery?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Slater on February 01, 2004, 09:12:45 pm
ok ive posted k thnx bye i win  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Woodwhisper on February 01, 2004, 09:13:14 pm
I Thought AIDS was developed in a genetics lab in africa in the 50's
i herd that aswell  :-\


Remarkeable, i invented it from logic

:D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 09:13:20 pm
Does anybody know a website where I can order Cannabis online, same day delivery?
nope
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 09:14:35 pm
Does anybody know a website where I can order Cannabis online, same day delivery?
nope

Buisness idea's coming to mind here I sense a gap in the market :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 09:14:37 pm
I Thought AIDS was developed in a genetics lab in africa in the 50's
i herd that aswell  :-\


Remarkeable, i invented it from logic

:D

but.. you wernt around in the 50's... *scratch scratch*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 09:15:59 pm
Does anybody know a website where I can order Cannabis online, same day delivery?


www.drugs4you.co.uk (http://www.goatse.cx)

Intresting Si how that link took me to http://www.goatse.cx/ ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Woodwhisper on February 01, 2004, 09:17:15 pm
http://www.cannabiswindow.co.uk/
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: hannah on February 01, 2004, 09:17:31 pm
www.drugs4you.co.uk (http://www.goatse.cx)
link didnt work  :-\
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Woodwhisper on February 01, 2004, 09:19:29 pm
Click on my link u gits,


It's ..very WOW


ok its a first for me.

Thanks for the question marko, I didnt have a clue u could.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 09:19:43 pm
mmmmmscat!!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 09:20:39 pm
Click on my link u gits,


It's ..very WOW


ok its a first for me.

Thanks for the question marko, I didnt have a clue u could.

im not clicking your link i might get aids
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Woodwhisper on February 01, 2004, 09:21:32 pm
I've been owned



HA HA HA <-----> SUCKER!!!!!


This website doesnt sell cannabis online and in case you havent figured it out yet THIS IS A JOKE WEBSITE .

Selling cannabis is illegal in the uk and you get put in prison if you get caught - its a cruel shitty country we live in .

While the webmaster certainly isnt a expert in web design - part of doing the Cannabis Window website was to see how a website for online cannabis sales might look ..... should it ever be allowed .


I do of course know i'm a complete and utter bastard for having some fun with you in the process :-)

The actual cannabis descriptions to describe the type of stone each different type of cannabis gives has lots of poetic licence as i had to invent most of it to pad the website out .

Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 09:21:45 pm
AIDS is well shit.

I might try buy something off this website.  Id be intrested to see if its real.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 09:24:12 pm
I've been owned



HA HA HA <-----> SUCKER!!!!!


This website doesnt sell cannabis online and in case you havent figured it out yet THIS IS A JOKE WEBSITE .

Selling cannabis is illegal in the uk and you get put in prison if you get caught - its a cruel shitty country we live in .

While the webmaster certainly isnt a expert in web design - part of doing the Cannabis Window website was to see how a website for online cannabis sales might look ..... should it ever be allowed .


I do of course know i'm a complete and utter bastard for having some fun with you in the process :-)

The actual cannabis descriptions to describe the type of stone each different type of cannabis gives has lots of poetic licence as i had to invent most of it to pad the website out .



thank god i diddent click! that could of been embarassing! *aids free*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 09:31:09 pm
Just for the record yeh?  I'm AIDS free. :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 09:32:17 pm
Les Paul Supreme? :cookytrainershavetonguesofdoom  1800+ easy.  Pocket Change I'll buy you 2 :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 01, 2004, 09:36:08 pm
Just for the record yeh?  I'm AIDS free. :fashr0x0rs

thats a relief! *sidels up to you*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 09:36:52 pm
RAPE!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!  FUCKING HELP ME!!!!!

er FIRE FIRE!!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 09:42:02 pm
lol *cough* :eek
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 09:48:18 pm
(http://www.gibson.com/products/gibson/lespaul/img/gothiclp-gt.jpg)

I played one of these at the guitar show at Marton Country club the year before last, it was very sweet.  I've seen one online for 999, quite good considering they've been discontinued now.

Not a patch on the Supreme though, certainly not in price anyway.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 10:09:16 pm
Not that after buying that you'd be able to afford one for the rest of your natural life anyway :P

How proper ghey.  Gibson have kindly replaced my picture of a Les Paul Gothic with a big Gold for gaynes Gibson logo, thnx!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 10:17:17 pm
Can I just thank the last person to bitchslap me for helping me attain my lifetime goal of a -100 negative modifier on my Karma, it means a lot to me. :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 10:42:42 pm
I'm only posting this because I don't want Mark to win
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Cinnamon Spider on February 01, 2004, 10:46:55 pm
Can I just thank the last person to bitchslap me for helping me attain my lifetime goal of a -100 negative modifier on my Karma, it means a lot to me. :mikeisahomo

that was me, sorry i just had to
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 10:46:55 pm
I'm only posting this because I don't want Mark to win
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 10:48:35 pm
This is a really Anti-Mark thread.  Get it.

/me shoots himself in the head
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 10:50:37 pm
 :laugh :nosmile :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 10:52:16 pm
 :D You see what I did there? huh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 10:53:36 pm
 ???






















 ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 10:55:37 pm
shaddap Tee.  

I'm bored.  pqojtepoqfpofqmopqfmoqmfpeqfpoepqofjPOfejpoJfuck
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 10:56:19 pm
:D You see what I did there? huh

No but you told us
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 10:56:53 pm
Wow! In that random jumble of letters, you managed to type fuck at the end!!! Crazy!!
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 10:59:33 pm
Paul daniels has magic hands

How do you know you dirty bastard?  ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 10:59:53 pm
Paul daniels has magic hands

Ive got one :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 11:00:20 pm
Quote
Paul daniels has magic hands

And a face like a down syndrome doll

http://www.downsyndromedolls.com/
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 01, 2004, 11:02:26 pm
Quote
Paul daniels has magic hands

And a face like a down syndrome doll

http://www.downsyndromedolls.com/


PMSL! That's harsh!  :laugh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Morkholio on February 01, 2004, 11:04:44 pm
 8)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 11:04:53 pm
 :laugh :laugh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 11:06:20 pm
(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/aktion/action-smiley-060.gif) ;D
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 11:09:42 pm
'ERE FUCK OFF, THATS MY DESTRUCTO-HAMMER SMILIE
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 11:15:08 pm
hehe, i wannae cool smiley... might make myself one ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 01, 2004, 11:15:45 pm
 ::) I made that one, honest
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 01, 2004, 11:23:48 pm
How do you know you dirty bastard?  ;)

Cos he said he put his finger in my bum, I could feel it too, and then waved his hands around saying "it's magic" so he must have three hands..

 :lol
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: mikeyG on February 01, 2004, 11:27:50 pm
27 bloody pages jesus christ hehe

I take it this is going to run & run for a while yet then

 :lol
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 02, 2004, 12:01:18 am
It probly will and soon as said the college people will get online and post lots.

I'm off now have fun.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 02, 2004, 12:04:24 am
I got curry... Life rawks :fashr0x0rs till it gone anyway :'(
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: mikeyG on February 02, 2004, 12:06:07 am
I got chicken & pasta snack noodle with some microchips hehe

 :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 02, 2004, 12:11:00 am
Sounds yummy, but doesnt beat curry... though now i need a drink :angry{Fire coming up from my throat lol} :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on February 02, 2004, 12:42:38 am


27 bloody pages jesus christ hehe

I take it this is going to run & run for a while yet then

 :lol
I got curry... Life rawks :fashr0x0rs till it gone anyway :'(


I got chicken & pasta snack noodle with some microchips hehe

 :mikeisahomo

i was thinking that, i went to watch an indian film and there was only 19 pages, 3 1\2 hours later its grows to 27  :eek

oh and i have rocky's  :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 02, 2004, 12:47:20 am
Caramel?? :o :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on February 02, 2004, 12:47:56 am
and plain
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 02, 2004, 12:49:23 am
But you atleast have A six caramels?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on February 02, 2004, 12:51:32 am
meh it'll be the second time in 24 hours
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Smoggie on February 02, 2004, 12:52:35 am
oh and i'vce got 4 caramel ones left and 3 plain ones
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Alex in wonderland on February 02, 2004, 12:53:17 am
Im gay and proud hehe..im not really  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper i <3 cock :diandnicolebeingsly
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 02, 2004, 01:03:38 am
hehe, Alex loves 4 legged cock **Remembers old Hels Owned Thread**

 :laugh :laugh :laugh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 02, 2004, 02:19:53 am
1
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: mongo on February 02, 2004, 02:22:05 am
 :takingthepiss
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Mancubus on February 02, 2004, 02:36:30 am
~
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Alick on February 02, 2004, 02:42:42 am
o
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Alick on February 02, 2004, 02:42:51 am
o
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Alick on February 02, 2004, 02:43:06 am
0
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: DevilsHaircut on February 02, 2004, 06:22:23 am
right i'll be off to bed then while i'm winnin. i'm the only fecker online :bye
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: [withnail] on February 02, 2004, 07:55:59 am
This thread is retarded.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Johnny Blaze on February 02, 2004, 08:53:21 am
ha
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: No-Self-Control on February 02, 2004, 09:01:00 am
Another day off work!   :fashr0x0rs
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Johnny Blaze on February 02, 2004, 09:15:06 am
give me your job
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Evaperated tears on February 02, 2004, 09:24:43 am
Free lesson
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Johnny Blaze on February 02, 2004, 09:26:38 am
whatnow?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Evaperated tears on February 02, 2004, 09:28:31 am
The teacher isn't in so free lesson :fashr0x0rs
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Post by: Johnny Blaze on February 02, 2004, 09:32:55 am
ohhh you're at college... okay, I'm with you now
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Post by: Razman on February 02, 2004, 09:46:12 am
yes free lesson Woo.

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Post by: Reverend K-Line on February 02, 2004, 09:47:03 am
 :eek
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Post by: Evaperated tears on February 02, 2004, 09:47:11 am
Yeahhhhhhhh dave is joining in cool.
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Post by: InterfekteR on February 02, 2004, 09:50:12 am
 :fashr0x0rs i dont want to win  :fashr0x0rs
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Post by: Evaperated tears on February 02, 2004, 09:51:40 am
:fashr0x0rs i dont want to win  :fashr0x0rs

Reminds me of rocky!!!
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Post by: Razman on February 02, 2004, 09:52:05 am
Hmm yes.

U sure you don't want to win
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Post by: Evaperated tears on February 02, 2004, 09:54:20 am
Then why would he put









*connor wonts to win ;)*
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Post by: Razman on February 02, 2004, 10:02:40 am
Sure, u say that then go and do something like that  :P
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Post by: Evaperated tears on February 02, 2004, 10:04:17 am
Hey worth a shot hehe
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Post by: Razman on February 02, 2004, 10:10:33 am
hmmm shot... drink hmmm....
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Post by: Evaperated tears on February 02, 2004, 10:11:58 am
 :lol trust you
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Post by: Razman on February 02, 2004, 10:16:30 am
What i need alcohol, i haven't had it since new year mianly because gettin my tongue done after that but, thats a whole month i've been without it and we were talkin about going to the pub this morning,  i need drink.  :evilimu

Before you  ask to i'm not a alcoholic at all  :cheersrach I'm all innoccent me. Know sayin that probly think i'am one now.
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Post by: LoUiSe on February 02, 2004, 10:23:08 am
PISSHEAD
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Post by: Evaperated tears on February 02, 2004, 10:24:03 am
What i need alcohol, i haven't had it since new year mianly because gettin my tongue done after that but, thats a whole month i've been without it and we were talkin about going to the pub this morning,  i need drink.  :evilimu

Before you  ask to i'm not a alcoholic at all  :cheersrach I'm all innoccent me. Know sayin that probly think i'am one now.

I believe ya dave fancy going to the dubliners hehe




*just messing*
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Post by: Razman on February 02, 2004, 10:34:17 am
PISSHEAD

expected a comment like that,
and don't do that connor, u forget i'm in hittin you with a stick range of you.
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Post by: Johnny Blaze on February 02, 2004, 10:50:46 am
Anybody wanna lend me 20 so the bailiffs dont come round and take my TV?
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Post by: Tubby on February 02, 2004, 11:00:56 am
no....ahaha
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Post by: Evaperated tears on February 02, 2004, 11:36:07 am
PISSHEAD

expected a comment like that,
and don't do that connor, u forget i'm in hittin you with a stick range of you.

 :diandnicolebeingsly mmmmmmmm
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Post by: Morkholio on February 02, 2004, 11:41:49 am
I just got Spicy Hot Pot Noodle sauce in my eye.  BRB I need to phone 999
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Post by: Evaperated tears on February 02, 2004, 11:43:08 am
Then why typeing on here when you should be phoneing 999
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Post by: Morkholio on February 02, 2004, 11:44:26 am
Because I'm not really phoning 999, it's just..  Painfull.  I'm sat squinting like a mong at my screen lol :cookytrainershavetonguesofdoom
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Post by: Evaperated tears on February 02, 2004, 11:57:05 am
 :diandnicolebeingsly I'll keep quiet
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Post by: Razman on February 02, 2004, 12:23:32 pm
Blink, blink lots and don't touch your eye.

How u mange to get it in your eye, isn't like a splash zone is there when you eat
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Post by: Morkholio on February 02, 2004, 12:25:40 pm
Everyone knows it's impossible to eat a Pot Noodle without it flicking everywhere.
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Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 12:31:58 pm
Bloody hell, theres a fucking lot of posts in here now
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Post by: Razman on February 02, 2004, 12:37:54 pm
ok true, been awhile since i had a pot noodle.

ah well, someday....

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Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 12:56:22 pm
Pot noodle are annoying...i much prefer some pot pasta

[spoiler]Yea, i know that pot noodle is pasta, but i mean the propper pasta things[/spoiler]
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Post by: Razman on February 02, 2004, 12:58:24 pm
i just swapped to micro noodles i did due to i had a few horrible pot noodles somehow so i went off them.
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Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 01:00:25 pm
I have a bombay bad boy, that i'm gonna have soon...mah sinuses are a bit blocked, so it won't be as nice as normal
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Post by: cinderella on February 02, 2004, 01:45:31 pm
the green pot noodles are the only ones worth eating  :carlysbreasticles
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Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 01:46:19 pm
has anyone tried the pot mash?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 02, 2004, 02:24:00 pm
does smash count
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Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 02:29:29 pm
no
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Post by: LoUiSe on February 02, 2004, 04:12:42 pm
im a bit drunked


snot my fault tho

 :bye
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 04:18:12 pm
im a bit drunked

I hate you...and why isn't it your fault?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 02, 2004, 04:39:40 pm
And u called me a pisshead for talkin about drink. esh  ::)
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Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 05:14:19 pm
 :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu
^^^^
want one
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Post by: ikkleste on February 02, 2004, 05:39:24 pm
has anyone tried the pot mash?

yes they're rank  :-X
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Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 05:47:14 pm
i didn't mind them
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Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 05:54:00 pm
yick
never tried one, but they sound minging
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Post by: jono on February 02, 2004, 05:57:15 pm
took me dog to the vet today and some other dog growled at him, why is it that some dogs like to sniff but then get pissed of if some other dog sniffs em back. Anyway the vet said me dogs doin well, just got some ear drops, and some other people in there where having there dog put down, it was dead sad.

PS. im in the lead

 :cheesy
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Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 05:58:29 pm
 :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper no your not
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Post by: ikkleste on February 02, 2004, 05:59:13 pm
to your p.s.- no your not :P

or you rachel :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on February 02, 2004, 05:59:53 pm
yes i am  :stopmoaningalex
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Post by: ikkleste on February 02, 2004, 06:00:41 pm
are not
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Post by: ~~Ass~~ on February 02, 2004, 06:00:44 pm

has anyone tried the pot mash?


i like the korma pot curry
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Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 06:02:01 pm
to your p.s.- no your not :P

or you rachel :P

its rachael actually

you all suck
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Post by: ikkleste on February 02, 2004, 06:02:14 pm
I like sweet and sour

and nice and spicy
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Post by: ikkleste on February 02, 2004, 06:03:52 pm
to your p.s.- no your not :P

or you rachel :P

its rachael actually

you all suck

sorry  :-[

i knew i was spelling it wrong but couldn't figure it out right.
and couldn't be arse going back to look
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Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 06:04:01 pm
 :carlysbreasticles :carlysbreasticles
i like breasts
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Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 06:04:42 pm
to your p.s.- no your not :P

or you rachel :P

its rachael actually

you all suck

sorry  :-[

i knew i was spelling it wrong but couldn't figure it out right.
and couldn't be arse going back to look

forgiven
but you still suck
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Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 06:04:43 pm
It's interesting to see how convos develop when we arn't given a topic
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Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 06:05:17 pm
[size=12]stop posting and let me win you pack of bar stools![/size]
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Post by: ikkleste on February 02, 2004, 06:06:25 pm
no
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: ~~Ass~~ on February 02, 2004, 06:07:03 pm
really rach no need to get competetive
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 06:07:53 pm
 :evilimu you suck
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Post by: ~~Ass~~ on February 02, 2004, 06:08:59 pm
think of something new you have already used that 1 today

and i tell you everytime you suck a hell of a lot more often than me
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Post by: jono on February 02, 2004, 06:10:42 pm
The next person to post kisses tramps  :ninja

I GOTTA WIN NOW  :P
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Post by: ikkleste on February 02, 2004, 06:11:31 pm
yeah you blow goats is always a good one, but try and be creative ;)

any way i'll leave you too it i'm off out for a couple of hours

so noone post in my absence
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Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 06:12:51 pm
i dont do creative
i dont have to
because you suck  :evilimu
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Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 06:14:51 pm
Don't you realise that nobody is going to win, so there is no point in posting




[spoiler]I'm wining[/spoiler]
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Post by: ~~Ass~~ on February 02, 2004, 06:16:43 pm
people think of something more creative


rach stop being blonde or ill have to attack you with my artificial intellegence again
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 06:20:36 pm
people think of something more creative

I'll think of you in a minute  ::)
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Post by: ~~Ass~~ on February 02, 2004, 06:21:14 pm
o wow am i more creative thanks cootey
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 06:24:52 pm
not more than me tho  ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 06:25:57 pm
or me  :carlysbreasticles
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Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 06:52:01 pm
:evilimu you suck

stop talkin about me u aint gonna win like that lol :laugh
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Post by: ~~Ass~~ on February 02, 2004, 06:59:40 pm
:evilimu you suck

stop talkin about me u aint gonna win like that lol :laugh

dirty whore
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Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 07:00:44 pm
cass we dont need your self admissions  :P
 :bye
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Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 07:02:18 pm
For gods sake, this is stupid
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: ~~Ass~~ on February 02, 2004, 07:03:10 pm
cass we dont need your self admissions  :P
 :bye

rachael you got the wrong rachael its you thats a dirty whore not me
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Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 07:04:57 pm
eshh so bad i love it
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Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 07:06:33 pm
 you bloody would ::)
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Post by: LoUiSe on February 02, 2004, 07:16:38 pm
Quote
For gods sake, this is stupid

so stop posting in the thread then :P
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Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 07:18:19 pm
you bloody would ::)

damn right..
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 07:18:24 pm
so stop posting in the thread then :P

tkae your own advice  :mikeisahomo
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Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 07:18:38 pm
 :takingthepiss *lou*
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Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 02, 2004, 07:31:51 pm
coughwinningismecough
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Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 07:33:36 pm
anyhoooo
nope ya not winning ray ...
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Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 07:34:39 pm
 :bye
 :P 8)
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Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 02, 2004, 07:35:24 pm
Rawr! Bitches :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 07:37:07 pm
your point being Mr. Ray?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 07:37:30 pm
Rawr! Bitches :P

bitches love me cos they kno that i can fuck hehee
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Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 02, 2004, 07:38:11 pm
coughwinningismecough

I'm gonna do a Tee...
Ready?

(http://www.brackenbankstores.co.uk/acatalog/tunes.jpg)

Sounds like you have a sore throat Ray... would you like a tune?

[spoiler]La la laaaa![/spoiler]
 ::)
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Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 07:39:56 pm
.............. :nosmile..
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Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 07:43:46 pm
Merike's gonna do tee  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
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Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 07:44:38 pm
Merike's gonna do tee  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
heheeeeeee :diandnicolebeingsly
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Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 02, 2004, 07:44:56 pm
I'm gonna do a Tee...

Not do Tee, don't get your hopes up Cootey  :P
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Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 07:45:46 pm
 :(
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 07:49:19 pm
great just because you dont feel like doing tee, we all have to be deprived?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 02, 2004, 07:50:10 pm
:(

Put your cock away ;)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 02, 2004, 07:50:42 pm
great just because you dont feel like doing tee, we all have to be deprived?
Put yours away too! :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 07:51:16 pm
great just because you dont feel like doing tee, we all have to be deprived?
Put yours away too! :P

jealousy will get you nowhere...just because my cocks bigger than yours  :P
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Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 07:54:10 pm
Put your cock away ;)

no... *Cockslaps you*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 07:55:38 pm
i remember ages ago, when burnsey used to have a thing about threatening that...
he had the hip swing and everything
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 02, 2004, 07:57:17 pm
great just because you dont feel like doing tee, we all have to be deprived?

yup :evilimu
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 07:59:27 pm
I once cockslapped a dog...it wasn't amused
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Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 02, 2004, 08:02:12 pm
I once cockslapped a dog...it wasn't amused

 :eek *makes mental note never to let you near my pets
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 08:03:05 pm
 :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 02, 2004, 08:06:44 pm
great just because you dont feel like doing tee, we all have to be deprived?
Put yours away too! :P

jealousy will get you nowhere...just because my cocks bigger than yours  :P

Aye... im really jealous that you have a bigger cock then me... ::) I got bigger tits :carlysbreasticles
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Post by: jono on February 02, 2004, 08:08:51 pm
LOL, what situation arrizes that ends with a dog getting cockslapped. Was he watching u when you where havin a  :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper or something. Or did u just cockslap him out of the blue?
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Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 02, 2004, 08:09:46 pm
Knowing Cootey, anything's possible...  ::)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:11:48 pm
ive farted on my dog....
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 08:12:29 pm
It was asleap and wheezing...and i was bored  :P
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Post by: jono on February 02, 2004, 08:12:57 pm
LOL, my dogs farted on me several times. Was it in the face? Was the dog shocked?  :cheesy
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Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:14:22 pm
yeh thats why i did it...it farted on me so i farted in its face, and i assume it was shocked because it ran away and cowered
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Post by: Music Box on February 02, 2004, 08:14:56 pm
im winning
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on February 02, 2004, 08:15:46 pm
 ;D I hate dog farts, I gotta remember that next time  :mikeisahomo
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:16:12 pm
 :bye
not now
keep up bitch
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: pacmunchkin on February 02, 2004, 08:16:16 pm
im winning

*shakes head*
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Music Box on February 02, 2004, 08:16:19 pm
if its never going to be locked then how will anyone know who's won! if u look at the post your gonna post to try and win, this is just fue :takingthepisstile
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Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:16:48 pm
;D I hate dog farts, I gotta remember that next time  :mikeisahomo

its even funnier when your pissed and try to do it again and fall on the dog
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:17:19 pm
if its never going to be locked then how will anyone know who's won! if u look at the post your gonna post to try and win, this is just fue :takingthepisstile

stop posting then bitch!  :stopmoaningalex
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Post by: Morkholio on February 02, 2004, 08:17:36 pm
kp[feqp[qQf
fekq

efqkeq
feqk
f[pqkeqf



eqkek[p

p[kp[kkkkkkkkkkqqqqqqqqqqqqqfkeq[fafk';;'''''''''''''''

This is whats going through my mind right now.  As you can see, not alot.  I'm quite bored.  I am quite maddened by it. :eek
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Post by: jono on February 02, 2004, 08:19:04 pm
Im gonna start drinking coca cola every day, the mutt deserves everything he gets grrrr
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:29:22 pm
my dogs ginger.

and dont worry im that bored im searching my name in porn directries again
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Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 08:30:35 pm
my dogs ginger.

and dont worry im that bored im searching my name in porn directries again

nowt wrong wit the ginger......apart from the one im allergic to.....search for my name....
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:32:23 pm
no im scared of what ill get
dave n kez-home movies, laminate flooring in socks shocker
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:34:43 pm
ha ha did it anyway...


Quote
The Goddess, is THE BBW. Big black booty wanting it hard up the asshole
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Post by: Music Box on February 02, 2004, 08:35:32 pm
ok
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 08:36:15 pm
no im scared of what ill get
dave n kez-home movies, laminate flooring in socks shocker
hahahaaaaa ....hmm am i a black woman....nothing about me is big...hmm mayb my ass is .....
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Post by: Phoenix-Ray on February 02, 2004, 08:37:19 pm
ha ha did it anyway...


Quote
The Goddess, is THE BBW. Big black booty wanting it hard up the asshole

 :lol :laugh
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:37:52 pm
warning. not work safe

kerry on weekends? http://www.black-sex-ebony-pics.com/black-hardcore/galleries/galleryx1.html
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:40:26 pm
shes not very big really is she?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 08:42:06 pm
i turn into a black woman on a week end??
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on February 02, 2004, 08:42:47 pm
Im not gonna click on that, uhum
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 02, 2004, 08:43:15 pm
Im gonna start drinking coca cola every day, the mutt deserves everything he gets grrrr


Woo thats what i'm drinkin at the moment but it the vanilla version hmmm nice.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:45:06 pm
you might......
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on February 02, 2004, 08:45:13 pm
vanilla coke is weird, its like normal coke, but the after taste is like ice cream. mmm ice cream  :P
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 08:45:59 pm
Im not gonna click on that, uhum

its best its not me honest.....
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:46:07 pm
vanilla coke is horrible...it tastes like additives

edit: *giggles* damn typos
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on February 02, 2004, 08:47:43 pm
Quote
vanilla cock is horrible

UHUM
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 08:48:26 pm
i like what u did there...
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:48:27 pm
 :carlysbreasticles whoops
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:48:53 pm
i like what u did there...

i always get caught
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Razman on February 02, 2004, 08:49:28 pm
 :laugh

Vanilla coke is lovely with alcohol in it, thats how i got introduced to it.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 08:49:59 pm
i cant take the credit for that razman..
for once
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:50:37 pm
 :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu :evilimu
im winning again
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 08:52:01 pm
this one goes out to the one i love...
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:52:52 pm
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i hope)
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 08:53:46 pm
aye if u want....
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 08:54:37 pm
 :evilimu :evilimu
yeyness
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 08:55:55 pm
im boooooooooored daves asleeep shall i prod him with sticks???
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 02, 2004, 08:56:57 pm
Or you could hit him with the sticks just below his knee like Martin was doing to me at Frogs. Damned reflexes  >:(
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 08:57:49 pm
dont wanna hurt him... :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: PowerpuffPrincess on February 02, 2004, 08:59:02 pm
Hehe, bless. You could tickle him with/or without the sticks.
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 09:00:21 pm
give him a blowjob...always a nice way to wake someone up
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on February 02, 2004, 09:01:38 pm
 :cheesy
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 09:02:34 pm
 :laugh pity your not asleep eh?
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: jono on February 02, 2004, 09:03:05 pm
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 09:03:05 pm
give him a blowjob...always a nice way to wake someone up


hmm pretty good idea balls his phone just woke him up ...
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 09:04:29 pm
i thought you were going to say something about his balls then
tell him i said hi
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 02, 2004, 09:05:19 pm
Can someone summarise the last 12 pages please
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 09:06:10 pm
i thought you were going to say something about his balls then
tell him i said hi

hmm hes gone back to sleep n ive just got out the bath ...
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 09:06:52 pm
erm
raz has a drink problem
kerry is a fat black porn star
dog farts arent funny
vanilla cock is
blowjobs are a good wake up

thats about it really love
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Risen_anger on February 02, 2004, 09:07:40 pm
 ;D Thank you
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 09:08:26 pm
your welcome my lovely
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Alex in wonderland on February 02, 2004, 09:09:47 pm
ohh we talkign about blow jobs :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Missthetaste on February 02, 2004, 09:10:41 pm
wahoo
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: The Goddess on February 02, 2004, 09:10:54 pm
ohh we talkign about blow jobs :klinebeforehegotcaughtinthezipper

aye we were...
Title: Re:Last post wins
Post by: Miss Fortune on February 02, 2004, 09:11:10 pm
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